Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/27/2021:  12:19:57

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories

DC5 - Posted - 03/28/2021:  06:20:26

You can do what you want with the girl, just leave me alone.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/28/2021:  09:39:54

I’ll be seeing you in all the same old places

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2021:  03:04:37

Why not?

DC5 - Posted - 03/29/2021:  06:27:42

Sticks and stones will break my bone, so please don't throw sticks and stones.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2021:  08:17:22

That was a fast acting laxative

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/29/2021:  12:01:37

Watch your step!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2021:  12:12:20

My psychotherapist is driving me crazy.

DC5 - Posted - 03/29/2021:  12:14:52

Help! I'm being chased by paranoids!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2021:  12:47:02

There's no place quite like it.

DC5 - Posted - 03/29/2021:  13:21:37

The bigger the crowd, the more people show up for it.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/30/2021:  03:13:41

I’m looking for a politically correct synonym for “idiot”

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/30/2021:  05:29:04

Hermits have no peer pressure.

DC5 - Posted - 03/30/2021:  05:38:27

We've run out of things to say.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/30/2021:  08:36:49

I'll let you take care of the details

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/30/2021:  16:28:17

As a peripheral visionary I can see the future, but only off to the side.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/31/2021:  03:46:05

I don't care if none of this ever happens.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2021:  04:26:53

Check your shorts

DC5 - Posted - 03/31/2021:  05:39:14

It's national no underwear day.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2021:  05:47:05

I'm sleeping to save resources

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/31/2021:  07:01:40

Time will tell

DC5 - Posted - 03/31/2021:  08:28:46

It's what's up front that counts.

djenks - Posted - 03/31/2021:  09:55:33

The check is in the mail

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/31/2021:  17:15:13

Don’t fight the feeling

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/31/2021:  17:22:00

I’ll never mix’n’match shoelaces

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2021:  03:40:45

That’s why we call him Skippy

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/01/2021:  03:47:16

Don’t look up

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2021:  03:48:46

It was my first day with the hook

DC5 - Posted - 04/01/2021:  06:06:06

They cracked the mold before they made him.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2021:  06:55:27

I’m just going through the motions

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/01/2021:  08:30:59

I’ll take the day off then

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/01/2021:  08:53:41

The future ain’t what it used to be

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2021:  11:52:12

Here’s your invoice

DC5 - Posted - 04/01/2021:  15:49:46

Do some push-ups, maybe it'll go away.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/01/2021:  18:01:48

Don’t forget to take your meds

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2021:  03:10:50

It’s only a flesh wound

DC5 - Posted - 04/02/2021:  05:35:56

How many zeros in a gazillion?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2021:  11:28:18

You're going to pay for this

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/02/2021:  11:44:44

Give me a hint

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/02/2021:  19:49:47

Its been a quite day

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2021:  03:28:03

Four and a half miles

DC5 - Posted - 04/03/2021:  04:23:47

That's what she said.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2021:  07:43:02

I’m teaching myself Japanese in my spare time

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/03/2021:  10:37:41

It’s readily apparent that someone forgot to install the drain plug in the boat

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2021:  12:23:44

Drill a hole to let the water out

DC5 - Posted - 04/04/2021:  05:50:38

We Capricorns do not believe in astrology.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/04/2021:  07:53:41

Let’s go to the bakery

OM45GE - Posted - 04/04/2021:  17:08:17

You nonconformists are all alike

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/05/2021:  10:46:43

I’m hooked on foniks