banjoscotty - Posted - 04/04/2014:  08:54:43

Tiny Tim's mother said she'll never forgive us.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/04/2014:  09:25:31

Was it Eliot's toilet I saw?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/04/2014:  09:58:46

Don't wanna know nothin' 'bout no toilets- it'll all mumbo- jumbo to me....

RandyZ - Posted - 04/04/2014:  10:04:17

i saw a guy on a boat once....i could tell from shore he smelled just like fish~

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/04/2014:  11:24:49

Hey,watch it bud, you're not at liberty to be messing around with a feller's valance thataway.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/04/2014:  11:50:30

That's going to be difficult to clean up.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/05/2014:  04:09:24

I hooked up a Boss CS-3 to my guitar and sure enough,,it Boss CS-3's very well.

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/05/2014:  05:36:40

I hooked up a water hose to a spigot once and guess what happened.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2014:  07:03:49

We are surrounded by them now. 

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/05/2014:  07:16:27

My advice is get out there and try it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/05/2014:  08:38:14

If that mountain snow pack doesn't melt too fast, we'll be hunky- dory

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/06/2014:  04:25:27

Well go ahead,but remember what happened last time.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/06/2014:  04:31:37

Hubba, hubba....

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/06/2014:  06:23:30

I know two songs about Hills. Mocking Bird and Blueberry.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/06/2014:  06:50:36

I know two Bird songs,,Hey Bird Dog and Redwing

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2014:  07:21:48

I know 2 creek tunes- Cripple and Salt, Crazy is in the works

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/06/2014:  07:23:16

I know two Dog songs. My dog has fleas and You gotta quit kicking my dog around.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/06/2014:  15:18:26

The vicious camel with pitchers.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2014:  16:53:41

My Bonnie lies over the junkyard

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/07/2014:  02:25:14

All this work,,,and for what?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2014:  03:21:34

I've got myself outnumbered.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/07/2014:  05:42:50

That boss expects me to phone him today- for what I have no idea.......

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/07/2014:  06:23:53

Looked out and it appeared to me like it's going to be a poor day for drying fish.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2014:  08:15:33

I called in sick today because of a vision problem. I can't see myself dragging my ass to work.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/07/2014:  10:01:53

Is there any way that you might push it?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2014:  11:13:03

Se we took the three rutabagas and added them to the turkey gizzards, but it still doesn't look very appetizing.

RandyZ - Posted - 04/07/2014:  11:25:10

if my car was made outta Hersheys chocolate....id probably be driving the wrapper by now~

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/07/2014:  11:31:28

Hersheys chocolate is the Hershyest!

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/07/2014:  11:56:56

Picked up a load of Mars and Dove bars at  Hershey, PA last year- the chocoholics were on my tail for miles...

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2014:  11:57:21

Who the heck comes up with those serving sizes anyway?

RandyZ - Posted - 04/07/2014:  12:07:16

seriously....fun size? fun size to me would be like a brick....

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2014:  12:23:59

And Fig Newtons serving size is 2 Newtons!?!?!?! How about a whole freaking sleeve?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/07/2014:  12:51:07

figmo has newtons up his sleeve?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2014:  13:53:48

And now you know how he got his mane.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/07/2014:  16:53:33

I shot an arrow into the air.It fell to earth and I know where

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/07/2014:  17:01:36

Wip Ran Vinkle sever net his clarm alock

J e f f - Posted - 04/07/2014:  17:24:51

I'm not going to pick up his poop. He pooped in the woods. That's where he's supposed to poop.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/07/2014:  18:39:16

Picking up poop in the woods is craziness- they might take you away.....

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/07/2014:  19:12:05

Once in a blue moon a herdsmen and ten silly ocelots irritably flicked the ball.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2014:  03:22:32

Kinky is as kinky does.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/08/2014:  04:11:38

The markings on it were different,,also unique and odd.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2014:  04:30:06

I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/08/2014:  06:17:23

If it snows in August in Florida,something is wrong!

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/08/2014:  06:24:00

If a tree falls in the woods, who's gonna clean it up?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2014:  06:38:22

Yuck! Bears really do poop in the woods.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/08/2014:  07:05:26

Yogi and Booboo need hygiene lessons

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2014:  10:32:28

I've cut this board three times and it's still too short.

BigMonFan - Posted - 04/08/2014:  13:43:25

Caution: Never keep your shoe string potatoes in Scotty's tennis shoes.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2014:  14:15:17

Slip him another one.