OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2013:  12:57:04

I refuse to let you put a ferret in my trousers.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/26/2013:  13:35:29

She's looking at the traffic lights.......not you

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2013:  15:27:40

I'm looking at her, not the traffic lights.

TonyS - Posted - 01/26/2013:  16:21:13

I have this unnatural dislike for apple sauce - why, I dont know, but please dont hate me!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2013:  16:34:24

The Apple Sauce Society Heroes Of Long Evening Strolls wants to talk with you.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/26/2013:  18:11:07

I just came up with a great idea....i'll try it tomorrow.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2013:  02:58:53

I used to procrastinate but I don't have time anymore.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/27/2013:  13:28:09

In case of emergency press the red button

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2013:  14:04:07

You will be sorry

mbanjo - Posted - 01/27/2013:  14:18:53

.....,....and then she asked me...'well, how was that'?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2013:  15:46:45

Never hit a man with glasses - use something much heavier.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/27/2013:  16:39:32

Living with a comedian is not all its cracked up to be.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2013:  03:56:25

There has to be another explanation.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/28/2013:  10:09:53

If this doesn't stop.......its going to continue

Alaina - Posted - 01/28/2013:  11:59:55

I totally had one yesterday and it ran away from me today...

mbanjo - Posted - 01/28/2013:  12:21:13

Move along please....the fun is all over

Alaina - Posted - 01/28/2013:  12:22:21

The fun is far from over!!!

mbanjo - Posted - 01/28/2013:  12:49:50

Now you're talkin......

Alaina - Posted - 01/28/2013:  13:25:15

I'm a woman. I'm always talkin' lol

mbanjo - Posted - 01/28/2013:  13:37:05

When a woman stops talking.......that's when a man should feel worried lol

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/28/2013:  18:54:57

I can be replaced ,,but not by a button.
There's no one smart enough to push it.......

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/28/2013:  19:23:24

Guess what, I just invented a pull button.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/28/2013:  19:53:29

If there are three things I can't stand.......its people that can't spell, and people that can't count

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/29/2013:  04:11:04

I've always wanted to be plastic.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2013:  04:38:52

You should have told me you were an alien from a galaxy far, far away.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/29/2013:  06:46:20

Strange thing,,,,the pumpkins aren't growing???

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2013:  09:28:40

This elephant repellant that guy sold me seems to be working pretty well.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/29/2013:  09:45:23

There are times I feel I'm somewhere else,
then I find out I'm still here

Alaina - Posted - 01/29/2013:  10:21:03

I just bought a can of air from Paris for $5

mbanjo - Posted - 01/29/2013:  11:37:51

A camel just stole some apples from my plum tree

Alaina - Posted - 01/29/2013:  12:10:18

Weed whacking aint what it used to be...

mbanjo - Posted - 01/29/2013:  12:18:39

Can anyone swap a tame mongoose for a rhinoceros

Alaina - Posted - 01/29/2013:  12:19:35

What is the asking price?

mbanjo - Posted - 01/29/2013:  12:54:49

Coffee doesn't stick to an upside down cup

TonyS - Posted - 01/29/2013:  17:07:11

Where have all the flowers gone...

Hey - they can't walk!  Somebody stole them?  That song need a good detective to check it out!

(Am I being disrespectful to Pete here?  If so please check out Long Neck Banjo Group - damn what a bad plug!! )

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/29/2013:  17:22:46

I'm a level 5 Bugle, in pilchard-world!

jistgreg - Posted - 01/29/2013:  17:48:05

Through overuse, my awl is blunt.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/29/2013:  19:20:03

Why don't rainbows come in black and white?

jistgreg - Posted - 01/30/2013:  02:30:24

The fingerpost had been knocked down.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/30/2013:  03:27:34

When you have a flat tire,,the
other 3 compromise for that.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2013:  04:29:20

Don't worry, it's only flat on the bottom.

RandyZ - Posted - 01/30/2013:  06:20:39

hows come you cant see yourself in a mirror thats on tv?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/30/2013:  07:04:04

Because that mirror is already being used,,,,,

RandyZ - Posted - 01/30/2013:  07:43:32

thanks scotty..... none are wiser than you~ 'cept maybe that owl who got to the middle of the tootsie pop....

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2013:  09:34:59

Until John Kennedy was assassinated and Lyndon Johnson moved it to Houston, NASA was going to be here in Cambridge, MA.

Alaina - Posted - 01/30/2013:  09:53:00

Old people and new technology.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/30/2013:  11:16:12

Talking about old people............

Alaina - Posted - 01/30/2013:  11:20:33

I do it out of love 

mbanjo - Posted - 01/30/2013:  11:37:38

What an exellent idea....