banjoscotty - Posted - 10/25/2017:  03:35:26

This old Mack Triplex will plex three times but I like Road Rangers.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/25/2017:  05:35:07

blagendthoorp gehzunderfieber.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/25/2017:  06:18:06

Well,I recon so,,if'in yer Ma don't mind.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/25/2017:  08:55:40

You smell different when you're asleep.

DC5 - Posted - 10/25/2017:  15:07:14

Ice Cream, it's not just for breakfast anymore.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/25/2017:  18:16:57

Right down the middle

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2017:  02:40:16

I think we already settled that.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/26/2017:  03:48:55

Stop touching me,,,,There'll be time for that later!!

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2017:  11:44:37

Another shameless sympathy ploy.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/26/2017:  12:47:56

Don't go away mad just don't go away at all.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2017:  02:40:26

Look at what she did!

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/27/2017:  04:10:35

Now you're in for smarty pants,,,,I'm gonna tell !!!

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2017:  07:49:47

What a royal pain in the ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhs

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/27/2017:  09:45:54

Old truckers never die,they just get a new peterbuilt..

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/27/2017:  10:13:06

So who pays for this snafu?!...huh...huh...huh??

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/27/2017:  13:32:11

Well I'll be horn swaggled,,how about you Merf?

DC5 - Posted - 10/27/2017:  17:14:59

There really should be more Fridays and fewer Mondays every week.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2017:  19:23:16

This doesn’t look anything like the pictures.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/27/2017:  20:00:20

My shoelaces are getting frayed

OM45GE - Posted - 10/27/2017:  20:06:07

Dude, the holes aren’t lining up.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/28/2017:  04:57:50

That tube sure does take up a lot of space

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/28/2017:  06:52:36

Those blackbirds are eating GMO popcorn

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2017:  07:58:43

This is our final request.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/28/2017:  09:21:29

Are we getting time and a half pay for this?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2017:  17:37:58

She gives witches a bad name

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/29/2017:  04:16:10

I told her not to shout BOO,but she shouted BOO anyway.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/29/2017:  07:54:27

You’ll have to rip the keys out of my hands

DC5 - Posted - 10/29/2017:  09:49:26

.38 bullets can go in a .357, but .357 bullets should NOT be put into a .38 snub nose. Don't ask how I know this.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/31/2017:  03:56:27

All the King's horses and all the King's men actually had no choice in the matter

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/31/2017:  07:20:59

I might be here til Doomsday

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/02/2017:  03:36:58

Where is Kingdom Come, and how hard would my Mama have to hit
me to knock me there?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/02/2017:  10:53:56

I just passed a Jimmy and a White

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/03/2017:  02:57:42

That's not saying too much

OM45GE - Posted - 11/03/2017:  05:09:16

That was a looooong four days.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/03/2017:  09:25:35

Imagine that,,you found another one.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/03/2017:  12:52:59

No, over there.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/03/2017:  14:18:27

The ones you seek are not here

DC5 - Posted - 11/03/2017:  14:52:04

How long does the burning sensation last?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/04/2017:  03:52:41

You might want to bite down on this leather belt
whilst I dig the arrow head out!!

DC5 - Posted - 11/04/2017:  05:12:20

In Alaska a man orders a New York sirloin in a restaurant. At the same time a man in New York orders a baked Alaska. Coincidence?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/04/2017:  06:01:37

No, you can’t borrow my girlfriend.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/04/2017:  13:01:46

There’s miles and miles and miles and miles of Texas ,so HAMMER DOWN !!

OM45GE - Posted - 11/04/2017:  15:15:46

That was the best I've ever eaten.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/05/2017:  03:21:27

While riding a horse,Try to stay top side..This is very important!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/05/2017:  06:53:53

He should’ve stayed in barber school

DC5 - Posted - 11/05/2017:  09:12:28

It is better to have loved and lost. Much better.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/05/2017:  09:26:01

Everything was going just fine till someone
yelled"HEY RUBE"!!

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2017:  02:56:40

It’s not that easy.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/06/2017:  03:46:05

Martin and Orville will be around to collect the bets