banjoscotty - Posted - 12/03/2017:  04:35:07

Never try to use coon dogs to herd sheep

tassiespirit - Posted - 12/03/2017:  04:46:21

I don't suffer from insanity, .........I rather enjoy it!

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/03/2017:  07:48:03

Hankie pankie tutty fruity.

DC5 - Posted - 12/03/2017:  07:54:09

Never look a gift camel in the mouth.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/03/2017:  10:00:51

I’ve since changed to shoelaces of leather

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/03/2017:  15:47:46

OK! I've got him in my sights,,,what now?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/04/2017:  03:33:45

OH yes,now I remember what to do.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/04/2017:  05:01:03

My shoelaces are in the wash

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2017:  12:32:04

Thank goodness for Velcro

DC5 - Posted - 12/04/2017:  13:43:50

If you play a nose flute do you use nose picks?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/04/2017:  15:20:24

My aglets have deteriorated.



(“An aglet (/ˈæɡlət/ AG-lət) is a small sheath, often made of plastic or metal, used on each end of a shoelace, a cord, or a drawstring. An aglet keeps the fibers of the lace or cord from unraveling; its firmness and narrow profile make it easier to hold and easier to feed through eyelets, lugs, or other lacing guides.”)

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/04/2017 15:21:02

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/05/2017:  02:59:46

Well "by dingy dongy" I didn't know that

DC5 - Posted - 12/05/2017:  07:50:06

Slap backwards is pals.

Helix - Posted - 12/06/2017:  05:25:56

His dogma got runover by a karma.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/06/2017:  06:28:30

This is pretty noisy for a library

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/06/2017:  09:19:42

I got 39 winks last night so I’m at a one-wink deficit

OM45GE - Posted - 12/06/2017:  13:51:11

That doesn't sound like rain.

DC5 - Posted - 12/06/2017:  15:32:22

Do people in China have to point down to point up?

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/06/2017:  15:52:49

Tramp steamers have red lights

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2017:  03:27:04

The world’s smallest goat herder

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/07/2017:  04:29:08

Smells like fish to me

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2017:  12:07:23

I'll thank you not to mention that again.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/07/2017:  14:00:57

HANG ON,,,Here we goooooooooooooooo,

DC5 - Posted - 12/07/2017:  14:25:50

I never mix food with my meals.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2017:  14:41:45

fuzzy green cheese

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2017:  14:44:34

The natural food store hires giddy females

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2017:  14:52:48

Stuck somewhere outside of the hen house.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/07/2017:  18:35:39

The jelly withdraws the attempt.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2017:  19:43:03

My socks don’t have souls

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/08/2017:  02:27:56

Going fishing this morning,,,,,,,,,in the rain!!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/08/2017:  07:30:05

I'm pretty sure that wasn't me.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/08/2017:  12:36:49

I buy them 24 per dozen

OM45GE - Posted - 12/08/2017:  12:42:51

You'll have to speak up, I'm deaf in one ear and can't hear anything with the other.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/08/2017:  13:20:55

The bad news is that my shoelaces don’t have a chance at the races tonight

OM45GE - Posted - 12/08/2017:  13:27:07

His massive overbite made playing the piccolo difficult.

DC5 - Posted - 12/08/2017:  14:20:20

Ya can't git theya from he-ah

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/08/2017:  14:57:06

Get stuffed by a hockey puck

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/09/2017:  03:38:04

I had that 327 wound up to 6500 RPM and all at once it blew,,,blumity-blam,
clankity-clank,BAM,and then only silence and smoke,,much smoke.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/09/2017:  04:16:46

A hanky inflicts maximum damage

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/09/2017:  06:18:49

All of my army tanks are out on patrol,,,,

DC5 - Posted - 12/09/2017:  06:27:06

Even with a marked deck he couldn't win a game.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2017:  06:41:46

Last night’s reverie is just a distant memory

OM45GE - Posted - 12/09/2017:  06:58:32

You fail to meet my expectations.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/09/2017:  16:22:16

Attach a banana to a rope and let it wander

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2017:  16:48:13

These leather shoelaces should last me 15 years

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/10/2017:  04:31:16

If everyone looked like a lama the world would be a better place.

DC5 - Posted - 12/10/2017:  09:11:53

The horizon is starting to come up a little later every day, but it's still going down a little later in the morning.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2017:  05:03:19

Another tragic case of miscommunication.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2017:  05:28:02

I just might triple my daily dose today

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/11/2017 05:28:34