OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2017:  05:33:14

That cold wind doesn't blow, it sucks!

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/22/2017:  05:43:02

Why did James quit his day job?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2017:  07:00:26

Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah.......

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2017:  07:49:12

Don't call me when I'm on the can

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/22/2017 07:49:30

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2017:  08:17:13

We tried to simplified the process but it got too complicated.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/22/2017:  08:52:36

Every woman in Fort Pierce knows what I mean when I say,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2017:  16:38:51

No,,maple leaves don't play hockey

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2017:  17:49:04

There are rutabagas in them thar hills.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/23/2017:  16:16:57

wallka walka...

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2017:  18:48:12

Jellyfish Heaven 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/25/2017:  06:49:42

But Mommy he hit me first

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2017:  16:38:26

Tell me that did not come out of you.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/26/2017:  00:50:11

If you snooze you lose

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/26/2017:  02:47:47

She was showing me how to unfasten her garters when she,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Hummmm?

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/26/2017:  14:06:37

Nothing of importance is not enough.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/26/2017:  16:47:39

Don't lace your shoes with strychnine

OM45GE - Posted - 03/27/2017:  02:45:09

and the fog rolled in. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/27/2017:  06:45:39

"You must cut down the biggest tree in the forrest with a herring"

Forrest - Posted - 03/27/2017:  09:05:23

Klaatu Barada Nikto

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/27/2017:  11:16:40

If the shoe fits, keep it under your hat

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/27/2017:  14:28:48

Tennis,a pasture field,3 blind mice,2 milk shakes,and an old rusty jeep.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/28/2017:  02:50:12

It was the 4 railroad flares that made the difference..

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2017:  03:13:38

We have got to stop this senseless happiness.  

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/28/2017:  07:54:22

Then all at once she said NO! Please stop it!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/28/2017:  08:59:28

Always wear a hair net when going fishing

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2017:  13:51:57

It's all a matter of punctuation.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/29/2017:  03:57:28

All we did was sleep together,,,what's the problem?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2017:  09:17:05

Scrub all you want, that stain is not coming out.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/29/2017:  09:51:45

HA HA I've seen your "dog and pony show" old girlie.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/29/2017:  09:54:56

Waddya mean I don't live here anymore..?!

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/29/2017:  12:52:50

Two seats were vacant.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2017:  17:33:47

Stop your whining.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/30/2017:  13:07:00

OK,,on the count of 3 everyone jump

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/31/2017:  03:28:20

Two-finger Johnny shakes beliefs widely held.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2017:  04:43:33

That is a pretty big pile of trash.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/31/2017:  05:34:44

I could have danced all night but she left with the band leader

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/31/2017:  07:41:41

Just pretend you're not here

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2017:  09:17:50

I'm studying for my drug test. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/31/2017:  10:24:47

Sheriff,,these cuffs are too tight

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2017:  10:33:23

It's snowing really hard right now and it is not an April Fools joke.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/31/2017:  10:42:15

Only fools fall for the April Fool's Day myth

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/31/2017:  10:45:16

quote:

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Originally posted by chuckv97

 

Only fools fall for the April Fool's Day myth

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"The custom of setting aside a day for the playing of harmless pranks upon one's neighbor is recognized everywhere.^{[1][dubious ]} Some precursors of April Fools' Day include the Roman festival of  Hilaria "

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/31/2017 10:46:57

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2017:  11:11:13

April Fools has gone past and you're the biggest fool at last.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/31/2017:  11:16:33

April Fools is not here and you're the biggest fool this year

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2017:  11:17:32

This dunce cap I've been wearing for the last seven years is getting a little tight on my head.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/01/2017:  04:20:31

I would if I could but I can't so I won't

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2017:  07:33:57

I can't tell if there's a fire in the house, the smoke is too thick. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/01/2017:  07:35:38

You can wash my jumpers & starch my overalls

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2017:  07:40:17

And another thing........