banjoscotty - Posted - 08/15/2016:  03:55:00

Wouldn't you know it..My AC broke down last night!!

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2016:  05:54:39

I am my own grandpa.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/15/2016:  13:04:30

Could I pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger today?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2016:  18:02:10

"you have 10 minutes of driving time remaining".....she said that for over an hour so I logged out

OM45GE - Posted - 08/16/2016:  02:47:10

And now, in breaking news...

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/16/2016:  02:50:04

OH,don't get so "high and mighty"!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 08/16/2016:  02:58:29

I've never had anything like this before. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/16/2016:  14:04:36

I get stuff in the mail

OM45GE - Posted - 08/17/2016:  02:35:09

What's your is mine, what's mine is mine. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/17/2016:  10:23:26

Yes,,I do like those Little Rossi 62 pump guns

OM45GE - Posted - 08/17/2016:  11:49:53

A job done well is a a well done job, but a well done rump roast is just a tough piece of meat.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/17/2016:  16:02:39

Just relax - the worst is over now

OM45GE - Posted - 08/18/2016:  02:35:50

Some changes could be coming. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/18/2016:  22:18:32

Shoelaces have seen their day

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/19/2016:  01:12:11

Wake you Sweety-Pie,,it's time to go to sleep.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/19/2016:  02:44:03

I request a do-over. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/19/2016:  07:01:23

I recommend diet and exercise

OM45GE - Posted - 08/19/2016:  09:37:26

I get most of my exercise from jumping to conclusions.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/19/2016:  20:35:35

Some diets will kill you

OM45GE - Posted - 08/20/2016:  05:10:07

You can laugh now but my revenge will be vicious. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/20/2016:  16:58:56

HERE! Take this 22 rifle and shoot that B-29 down

OM45GE - Posted - 08/20/2016:  17:40:50

The dog let himself out. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/20/2016:  20:10:39

Look here Sal, I know you- you've got a rundown stocking and a worn out shoe

Rawhide Creek - Posted - 08/20/2016:  20:33:59

He who shall, so shall he who.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/21/2016:  02:42:35

and that goes for all the hers too

OM45GE - Posted - 08/21/2016:  03:32:52

These are my golf socks, there's a hole in one. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/22/2016:  02:01:57

HA,HA,HA,,,you crack me up

OM45GE - Posted - 08/22/2016:  03:03:08

She walked further in the water and she didn't get it wet. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/22/2016:  18:21:23

Some day I'll tell'em all to hit the road

OM45GE - Posted - 08/23/2016:  02:58:23

I miss my rubber ducky. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/23/2016:  03:19:06

For some reason,,,things are not the same..

OM45GE - Posted - 08/23/2016:  10:31:59

I was talking to the chicken.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/24/2016:  01:59:41

Yeah!! I've heard that line before!!

OM45GE - Posted - 08/24/2016:  02:44:30

You don't eat a pig like that all at once. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/24/2016:  08:18:56

No more Mister Niceguy

OM45GE - Posted - 08/24/2016:  12:10:50

Well, that was a total buzz kill.

Edited by - OM45GE on 08/24/2016 12:12:29

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/25/2016:  01:47:22

I told you before,,you have to drink the whole thing!!

OM45GE - Posted - 08/25/2016:  03:04:33

There was a man from Rangoon

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/25/2016:  09:00:52

You're the thirteenth one who's been here bringing Mary home

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/25/2016:  10:43:45

Leave the 9mm on the table!!

OM45GE - Posted - 08/26/2016:  02:47:04

The bathroom is closed for repairs. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/26/2016:  09:31:57

Urinations on Brazilian property

OM45GE - Posted - 08/26/2016:  10:59:24

could lead to arrest

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/27/2016:  07:02:01

Never underestimate the power of suggestion.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/27/2016:  08:48:16

Your subconscious mind will direct you

OM45GE - Posted - 08/27/2016:  09:45:51

Nice job. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/28/2016:  01:31:04

Violets are blue
Roses are red
I thank you for supper
Feels good to be fed

OM45GE - Posted - 08/28/2016:  03:39:50

It's hard to lose your lover when your heart is full of hope, but it's worse to lose your towel when your eyes are full of soap. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/28/2016:  07:03:21

Whatever happened to Baby Jane is her business