OM45GE - Posted - 12/21/2017:  02:45:29

Snow to come.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/21/2017:  03:56:56

Santa Claus swims like a dolphin.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/21/2017:  07:50:11

Today is cancelled

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/21/2017:  10:50:49

when were you last examined for lice?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2017:  03:12:22

Christmas is not the time for mediocrity.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/22/2017:  03:41:54

Bah, humbug

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2017:  04:06:39

I agree

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2017:  04:20:44

Those nuts are complimentary.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/22/2017:  07:22:44

This is the first I've heard anything like that

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/22/2017:  08:27:38

That’ll be the last time I do that on this day with those morons

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2017:  11:54:55

You still haven’t given me one good reason not to slap you silly.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/23/2017:  03:13:19

where is kingdom come and how hard would my mama have to
hit my to knock me there?

bigbigmike - Posted - 12/23/2017:  03:20:47

throw the cow over the fence some hay

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2017:  06:57:08

Because I don’t want to you stupid git!

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/23/2017:  09:01:13

I just might breath some life into that old B&S engine

Brooklynbanjoboy - Posted - 12/23/2017:  09:17:10

I suppose I'm simply not getting the point of these pointless comments.

Banjowen - Posted - 12/23/2017:  09:24:40

I think I feel hungery...

Edited by - Banjowen on 12/23/2017 09:25:38

DC5 - Posted - 12/23/2017:  10:24:19

Rudolph has a red nose, all the others are brown nosed.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/23/2017:  12:16:31

Tighten nuts with hot dog spanners.

DC5 - Posted - 12/24/2017:  06:20:42

I'm the first one to post today.

Hanklebury - Posted - 12/24/2017:  06:25:14

A bird in the hand gathers no moss.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/24/2017:  07:17:45

Never look a gift horse in the

OM45GE - Posted - 12/25/2017:  04:03:04

I just tried to blow up a bus and burned my lips.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/25/2017:  04:34:45

Decorate your home with posters of a trees.

DC5 - Posted - 12/25/2017:  07:31:24

At fourth and Drucker he turns right, and Drucker and fourth he turns left, he crosses MacArthur park and walks into a huge sandstone building.

mulerrich - Posted - 12/25/2017:  07:57:25

What did he say when he walked into the building? Ouch!

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/25/2017:  09:24:22

If you see the flower beds at the old Church you’ve gone too far....

DC5 - Posted - 12/25/2017:  11:22:31

quote:

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Originally posted by mulerrich

What did he say when he walked into the building? Ouch!

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Ow, my nose.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2017:  04:10:02

I was apparently pretty naughty this year.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2017:  07:39:10

I got new beige shoelaces for Christmas

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/26/2017:  07:40:58

The A-350 is a rep off.

MWBailey - Posted - 12/26/2017:  10:57:59

Thinking of using my Christmas coal to cook me a sandwich

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2017:  03:35:48

Someone stole everything I own and replaced them with exact duplicates.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/27/2017:  04:18:09

Someone has been walking on the carpet again,,,,,

DC5 - Posted - 12/27/2017:  06:02:09

I tried to unlock my house with my car key and the house started up.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/27/2017:  17:30:19

Oak trees are NOT the answer!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2017:  03:33:55

Quiches have replied

DC5 - Posted - 12/28/2017:  09:55:38

Another day, another 64 cents after taxes.

buckholler - Posted - 12/28/2017:  10:07:52

It is what it is, until you brush the cat's teeth.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/28/2017:  17:35:49

Take your pocket sized banjo anywhere!

Lemon Banjo and Supply - Posted - 12/28/2017:  17:45:25

The first time I lit a fart, I was in the Sahara Forest

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2017:  18:51:30

Smile when you say that.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2017:  21:39:02

Vegas hockey is a long shot

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/29/2017:  03:13:02

Never raise the pot if Maverick is in the game

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2017:  12:06:38

Your estimated wait time is 342 days.

DC5 - Posted - 12/29/2017:  12:42:42

He who laughs last, took too long to get the joke.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/29/2017:  13:16:07

Thirty seven feet is just a bit high for a dunk shot

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2017:  17:40:57

You should have picked the other one.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/29/2017:  20:22:18

I inadvertently bought two left-footed shoelaces