chuckv97 - Posted - 07/23/2016:  11:49:45

What this country needs is a five cent beer and a 10 cent cigar

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2016:  13:33:40

As an outsider, please tell us what you think of the human race. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/23/2016:  20:09:41

I don't see a cop in sight..,I can dodge all the scales tonight.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2016:  12:55:57

Don't forget your main mission. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/24/2016:  14:36:22

Well,,I told you to hold on tight didn't I?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/24/2016:  20:24:08

That guy thinks he's in Manitoba....heh,heh,heh

BanjoClive - Posted - 07/24/2016:  23:08:05

Its shore nice here in "Beautiful BC"

OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2016:  02:48:57

You can't fire me, I quit!

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/25/2016:  03:52:33

It's kinda like being in two places at the same time,,,, know what I mean

OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2016:  06:45:21

Without the genius of my leadership, your brain would be like a desiccated turnip.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/25/2016:  11:20:50

Now you tell me!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/25/2016:  11:58:58

Don't ever leave her in Mexican overdrive !

OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2016:  14:32:11

I can fail at any speed you want.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/26/2016:  02:21:27

Whatta ya mean ya can't feel it?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/26/2016:  03:36:39

Now you tell me!

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/26/2016:  06:12:17

The invention of Flubber was an accident

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/26/2016:  13:04:18

Fred McMurray was absent-minded

OM45GE - Posted - 07/26/2016:  13:55:04

You may have stumbled on to  something.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/27/2016:  02:04:59

The way of the warrior seem right but I Think I'll just go the other way....

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2016:  02:51:30

Moldy cheese and stale crackers for appetizers. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/27/2016:  06:08:20

Peanut butter sandwich and Scotty's Hillbilly Chili.....YUM_YUM!!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2016:  06:37:54

Judge a person by their questions, not their answers.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/27/2016:  07:59:24

OK,,have it your way

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/27/2016:  08:04:44

The rooster's crowing..., the clock is ticking

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/28/2016:  03:06:31

WAIT!! That gun is ,,,,(BANG),,,,loaded!

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/28/2016:  15:21:10

Listen ,sister,..take your broom and vamoose - can't you see I'm eating here?!

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/28/2016:  15:58:47

There was a time when I could,,umm,,err,,oh never mind.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/29/2016:  02:41:44

Shoot your television. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/29/2016:  06:51:23

Blow up your PC

OM45GE - Posted - 07/29/2016:  07:47:03

If you obey all the rules you'll miss all the fun.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/29/2016:  15:55:39

If you just keep chopping away at it it will fall

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/29/2016:  16:03:43

St. Louis is a place for rags

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/29/2016:  17:09:59

It just doesn't make since..The Midnight Thriller comes on at 10:00???

OM45GE - Posted - 07/29/2016:  19:40:07

Yes, the sign says we're open 24 hrs, but it doesn't say which 24 hours. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/29/2016:  22:40:00

Please don't squeeze my Charmaine

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/30/2016:  02:42:56

Never underestimate the power of the beaver..

OM45GE - Posted - 07/30/2016:  07:58:59

When did you become a woman?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/30/2016:  08:15:32

I need a spark

OM45GE - Posted - 07/30/2016:  13:34:13

When potato eyes are smiling.....

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/31/2016:  04:13:13

Oh,don't give me that cuss,moan,and groan stuff,,you're outta here!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/31/2016:  07:58:50

Let's face it - oil and water don't mix

OM45GE - Posted - 07/31/2016:  14:46:59

We will leave that for the cleaning crew. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/31/2016:  22:17:59

Take your shoes off....set a spell

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/01/2016:  01:22:39

WHEW-EEE,,PLEASE put your shoes back on....

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2016:  02:45:35

We may have to reconsider. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/01/2016:  08:58:17

I'm going where the weather suits my clothes

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2016:  13:58:39

You squamous cretin. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/02/2016:  02:56:25

It's cooler weather for the likes of me
North Dakota is the place to be..

OM45GE - Posted - 08/02/2016:  03:09:10

It's not legal for you to ask me that.