banjoscotty - Posted - 07/11/2017:  16:10:54

Everyone should make a jar full of pickled eggs

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2017:  02:41:04

That's ugly, even for a pig. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/12/2017:  03:21:35

All of the old Mack trucks were like army tanks

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2017:  06:23:40

The Bird of Paradise just flew up my nose and laid an egg.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/12/2017:  06:55:02

So now you're an egg head.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2017:  07:40:19

Ha! The yolk's on you.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/12/2017:  09:33:34

Mack bulldogs were named after the Brits in WWI

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2017:  13:48:11

That's one version of the story.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/12/2017:  19:03:12

I'm just now topping Clinch Mountain,,be home in about 6 hours

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/12/2017:  19:30:48

Why liquid caffeine? Much easier to snort a line or two in the a.m.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/13/2017:  03:13:41

Some people are just plain wasted

OM45GE - Posted - 07/13/2017:  13:42:34

Don't hummingbirds know the words?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/13/2017:  14:14:35

You're asking me to swallow a load of hogwash

OM45GE - Posted - 07/14/2017:  02:43:52

Sixteen tons of greasy, grimy gopher guts 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/14/2017:  04:19:31

Does anyone have change for a penny?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/14/2017:  08:43:39

Pennies are dodo birds in the great white north

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/14/2017:  11:12:18

I've never been to Italy and I'm not going now!!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/14/2017:  13:49:07

No, I'm his twin brother.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/14/2017:  13:53:40

All the idiots are in town

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/15/2017:  03:05:20

Can you come out and play?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2017:  07:33:56

Another false alarm

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/15/2017:  08:45:29

tadpoles,crawdads,catfish,suckers,pollywogs,and southern fried chicken
with milk/flower gravy,and mashed potatoes.= hillbilly supper

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/15/2017:  09:47:16

He never met a sucker he didn't like

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2017:  11:45:53

We will see you next time. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/15/2017:  13:52:37

That 350 turbo tranny fit in there just fine...

OM45GE - Posted - 07/16/2017:  04:24:29

You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/16/2017:  07:43:51

Every silver lining has a cloud

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/16/2017:  09:12:57

Well,,just count to 12 subtract 4 and add 2,,,you see,,no problem.

Greg Connor - Posted - 07/17/2017:  08:44:02

it's what I thought all along . . . or did I . . .  ???

OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2017:  10:40:51

Seriously, it's a coffee stain.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/17/2017:  13:29:18

I can't fit 37 adults into this Ford Escort,,,,,,,,,only 36.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2017:  15:45:44

Replies are only editable for 15 minutes

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chuckv97 - Posted - 07/17/2017:  17:25:51

More infringement on our freedoms

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2017:  02:40:23

We serve breakfast?!?!?

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/18/2017:  03:14:26

The cattle ranch that I grew up on had a cow

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/18/2017:  03:44:21

All hat, no cattle

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2017:  04:42:34

These smart pills taste like bunny poop.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/18/2017:  06:10:00

Dang!! Can you do that again?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2017:  07:16:14

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/18/2017:  08:05:41

I don't care what they're worth I said burn them!!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2017:  12:06:30

She struck me when I tried to strike up a conversation.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/18/2017:  14:45:40

We gotta long way to go.Git a move on!

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/18/2017:  15:07:29

I'm drinking Canada dry

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2017:  13:04:25

178934.8769023

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/21/2017:  04:31:21

You can't go up without coming down.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2017:  13:50:46

Why can't I get a good reefer?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2017:  04:09:33

A cowbird laid an egg in my nest. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/22/2017:  08:48:19

I type the letters h,y,and m with my right index finger

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2017:  10:05:56

Today's not coming back