Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/13/2015:  18:38:02

What's up with the snow skis this time of year in Florida

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/14/2015:  01:46:01

Amos,,Bring the snow mobiles,,the slopes are covered!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/14/2015:  07:39:29

Snowbirds never bring snow

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/14/2015:  08:11:50

Right you are,,they never bring much of anything

J e f f - Posted - 08/14/2015:  15:47:48

Hey. You guys look familiar.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/14/2015:  17:54:20

I told her it was a good bang for your buck

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/15/2015:  02:09:37

She told me I shouldn't be out bangin around,,,,,,

J e f f - Posted - 08/15/2015:  12:06:50

Guitarzan, he's a gitar man!

J e f f - Posted - 08/15/2015:  16:56:51

My whistlepig stopped whithling .. widdling .. yodling.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/16/2015:  01:45:23

Sure is a lotta watter is this here crick

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/16/2015:  06:39:17

The other side of the barn is off limits

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/16/2015:  09:58:43

Well,what I did wuz,I drilled the hole in the fase uv that thar stone mountun thatcha kin see
frum standin over yonder on that narry ledge.Next thing I did wuz put the det-ten-atur cap
onto the end of one of theze huer stix uv die-ne-might.Then I fastuned the warrs ta the cap.
Then the very next thing I dun wuz.I insurtud the charge down into that thar hole that I toldja
about.Then I run them warrs akross and down the mountun and thar I had me a det-ten atur
box whit one uv them plunger handle things on it.I scrude them warrs on the postes uv the box
and I hollerud,,FAR IN THE HOLE!!! Didn't no won anser me sos I jist up and pushd that thar
plunger down.and ducked my head down jist as far as it wood go.Never ever did find out why she
never blowd up.Recon I'll git Pappy ta come back up here tamary and sees can we dee-tur-mam
why that mountun fase didn't go KER_POW

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/16/2015:  13:42:38

Scotty went into business with figmo

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/17/2015:  02:19:16

Nope,,kain't no ole feeg-moe hold no kinda kandul ta this hure mountun tipe
kul-chur-ate-ud cume-un-ee-ka-shuns of whut a'm a saiun rat-cheer un now.
Un thaey kin kepe that thar mill-oh-terry "F" wurd 2.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/18/2015:  19:16:13

how did we ever get to this point

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/18/2015:  20:01:50

The point is - there IS no point.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/19/2015:  03:51:37

Scaggs wuz tha furst in R klas ta lurn tha aee,bee,cee,dee,eee,ef,gee,aech,eye,jae,kae,el,em,in,oh,pee,quu,
R,es,tee,you,vee,doubyou,ex wye,zee. He shore wuz smart un qwik tue.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/19/2015:  07:02:47

Wonder what happened,,must've been those head injuries from football

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/19/2015:  09:57:41

O,no, Scaggs is still a smart feller

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/19/2015:  17:41:02

Scotty
Why are you pixkin on me because of the smart stuff
You remember , I'm from West Virginia

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/19/2015:  18:56:18

huh,,HUH!!

MWBailey - Posted - 08/19/2015:  19:17:08

Man, that smells like a truckload of political promises...

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/20/2015:  01:00:33

I like it when you do that

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/20/2015:  04:34:04

Meet me down at the swimming hole.
And don't bring a bathing suit,,,,,,,,,,?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/20/2015:  18:49:31

I don't Have a car

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/21/2015:  09:09:15

I wasn't talking to you

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/21/2015:  18:21:23

they tell me that every where I go

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/21/2015:  18:25:40

things are different now than they used to be

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/21/2015:  19:43:50

Don't drink Drano to clear out your cholesterol

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/22/2015:  03:24:23

Clara,Would you please get Grandpa another bottle of Hadachol?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/22/2015:  06:51:51

My fallen arches are from St. Louis

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/22/2015:  19:05:50

what street is that on

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/23/2015:  03:24:36

Back when I was in High School,,we had pantie raids,,,,,,,,,,

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/23/2015:  18:05:01

Scotty , now what's it called

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/24/2015:  01:47:15

I don't know what it's called now,,I'm not in school now.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/24/2015:  17:53:37

how old were you when you got out

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/25/2015:  04:45:47

My Dad and I graduated on the same day as my Grandpa did.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/25/2015:  07:33:35

If you burn the toast, you'll never get outta here alive

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/25/2015:  18:49:32

did you word that right or left

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/26/2015:  04:22:22

Don't know,,which one is the right?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/27/2015:  16:13:56

Right is starboard and left is port , you port-swilling wino.

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/27/2015 16:14:24

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/28/2015:  01:59:42

The airplane stayed up in sky till it ran out of fuel.
Then it fell,,,,,,,,Go figure.....

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/31/2015:  18:01:04

The 1995 Pinot Noir from Pepsi Winery blends soapy leather elements with a toasty vodka perfume.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/01/2015:  11:02:00

So what does that have to do with anything south of the border?

J e f f - Posted - 09/01/2015:  19:08:01

How do you spell toodle loo?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/02/2015:  03:57:35

Don't hummingbirds know the words?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/02/2015:  05:53:22

Here's how it was Luke. Me and Eddie and Alice went over there to
see if we could help. When they said no,,we left.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/02/2015:  07:12:33

They say parting is sweet sorrow, but I'm actually pretty happy to see her go. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/02/2015:  08:35:49

Would you please hold this can while my partner fills it
with nitro? I'll be back in a little bit.