Omeboy - Posted - 07/08/2021:  13:41:34

He and Froggy are planning on becoming multi-millionaires---- just as soon as they can figure out a world-wide, commercial use for swamp moss and pond scum.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/09/2021:  02:55:14

Thinks binge watching Animal Planet makes home a watch dog.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/09/2021:  04:24:01

Had a fling with Tammy Toad years ago

Omeboy - Posted - 07/09/2021:  08:41:09

Was never really interested in playing the banjo with his feet....until he came down with rabies.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/09/2021:  11:23:30

Had a friend with rabies nicknamed “Foamy”

Omeboy - Posted - 07/09/2021:  15:06:21

His latest "get rich scheme," to turn the swamp into the "World's Most Dangerous Petting Zoo," is not attracting any visitors. Go figure.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2021:  03:09:15

He claims to have no idea what happened to the cat.

Omeboy - Posted - 07/10/2021:  08:37:49

His new "get rich scheme" can be summed up in two words: Swamp Merch!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2021:  16:47:27

Hated the 4th of July fireworks

BeeEnvironment - Posted - 07/10/2021:  16:51:36

HIS NAME IS BILL!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/10/2021:  16:56:50

Not looking forward to Thanksgiving

Omeboy - Posted - 07/10/2021:  17:00:21

So where does his loot come from? That's easy. All the other swamp creatures routinely pay him NOT to tune up the nightly frog choir.

BeeEnvironment - Posted - 07/11/2021:  06:20:26

Looks as if he was sad?

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2021:  07:13:42

Has a harem in the henhouse

Omeboy - Posted - 07/11/2021:  14:57:11

His great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grand-father was the guy who invented "playing dead."

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2021:  15:33:36

Has a houndstooth jacket for special occasions

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2021:  16:43:11

Every day is a special occasion in the swamp

Omeboy - Posted - 07/11/2021:  21:09:27

Every day is a special occasion in the swamp......especially when some inept human-being makes a fatal mistake.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/12/2021:  03:11:32

Trying to lure his mistake prone human companion to the swamp

Omeboy - Posted - 07/12/2021:  16:00:42

Just wants to meet a nice girl with luxuriously long legs and big bulgy beautiful eyes, who likes to stay up all night and eat bugs.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/12/2021:  20:47:47

Sshhh!… I think I hear the UPS truck , here to deliver my erectile dysfunction antidote pills.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/13/2021:  03:58:49

Has reached the pinnacle of his career

Omeboy - Posted - 07/13/2021:  09:07:47

Recently a cell phone, found in the swamp, was revealed to contain hundreds of rude and crude phone calls to high school biology teachers. The voice had kind of a "croaky" quality to it.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/14/2021:  03:16:35

Planning to take the family car for a joyride

Omeboy - Posted - 07/17/2021:  11:28:40

Thanks to him and his gang of thugs, there's no more pizza deliveries to the swamp.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/17/2021:  12:00:07

Can’t figure out why Fluffy doesn’t use the local fire hydrant

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2021:  04:38:39

Keeping an eye out for Fluffy who prefers supine possums to fire hydrants

Omeboy - Posted - 07/20/2021:  08:57:15

Plans on becoming a multi-millionaire overnight when he takes the government 3600 dollar child tax credit. At 3600 bucks times 30,000 tadpoles---we're talk'en some serious money, Honey!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2021:  03:28:20

Plans on making plans someday.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2021:  05:45:16

I hate to do this, but …..

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2021:  05:49:11

Working on ways to make peace with gun toting frogs

Omeboy - Posted - 07/21/2021:  09:15:19

His latest brain-storm for the swamp is a combination water-slide park and cafeteria. It's a water-slide park for the tourists and a cafeteria for the gators.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2021:  11:56:57

Just woke up from a nightmare about being chased by angry cars

Omeboy - Posted - 07/21/2021:  15:28:47

Just made a "Frogs Only" YouTube video where he shows how you can pick any lock-------with your tongue.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2021:  16:20:42

Got bit the last time he licked Fluffy on the rear

Omeboy - Posted - 07/21/2021:  19:15:59

He was giving long distance banjo Skype lessons to a female Sasquatch until she suddenly showed up "in person" with a marriage proposal.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2021:  03:42:35

Thinks he’s going to the vets to get “tutored”

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2021:  04:59:46

Thinks he’s related to French Canadians

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2021:  12:00:42

Thinks Canada is a myth

Omeboy - Posted - 07/22/2021:  13:10:50

Before he came to the swamp, he claimed he worked in Hollywood as Godzilla's personal bodyguard.

J e f f - Posted - 07/22/2021:  14:13:05

Continues to works as Godzilla's personal manicurist.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2021:  03:41:30

Doesn’t understand why “going to the dogs” is a pejorative

Omeboy - Posted - 07/23/2021:  18:40:10

His "swamp cred" has suffered ever since he hosted a telethon to raise money to buy dentures for elderly snapping turtles and toothless water moccasins.

Edited by - Omeboy on 07/23/2021 18:40:56

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/23/2021:  19:44:07

Binge watches old reruns of Lassie, Rin Tin Tin, and Deputy Dawg

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2021:  04:06:24

Hasn’t seen Howland Mongomersett Owl in ages

Omeboy - Posted - 07/24/2021:  10:05:32

For a while there, he dated Godzilla's sister. (He likes his women "big and scaley.")

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2021:  11:13:33

Frequently barks up the wrong tree

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/24/2021:  11:35:13

Has a cousin who’s a tree frog who lives in tree forts and often goes out on a limb

Edited by - chuckv97 on 07/24/2021 11:37:17

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2021:  14:20:30

Has lost count of his cousins