OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2019:  04:32:19

Four years at Julliard and this is where I end up...

Edited by - OM45GE on 08/08/2019 04:32:37

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/08/2019:  06:48:51

4 years in Haight-Ashbury and look where I am

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2019:  09:51:39

Where am I?

Edited by - OM45GE on 08/08/2019 09:52:20

Omeboy - Posted - 08/08/2019:  10:04:09

Although he's never actually taken a shower, he's inventing a device that allows you to smoke in the shower.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/08/2019:  10:06:00

Used to work as a rotating disco ball on dance club ceilings

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2019:  18:46:24

Used to work as.......never mind, hasn’t worked a day in his life

Omeboy - Posted - 08/08/2019:  19:37:34

He's now in a 12 Step Program for people who can't get past Step #2.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/09/2019:  02:54:55

gets his remarks and joke books from Barnes & Noble book store

OM45GE - Posted - 08/09/2019:  03:58:22

Doing tensile strength testing for GHS Strings

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/09/2019:  08:48:21

Testing Einstein’s theory

Omeboy - Posted - 08/09/2019:  09:00:49

He was Banjoscotty's banjo teacher.

DC5 - Posted - 08/09/2019:  10:13:00

Forgot to point the spray can away from his face.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/09/2019:  13:15:27

Forgot where he left his hat, chair and banjo

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/09/2019:  18:51:31

Forgot why he bought BIG shoes

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2019:  03:41:42

Trying to forget Beauregard Bugleboy‘s unwelcome advances

DC5 - Posted - 08/10/2019:  05:33:50

Searching for his razor

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/10/2019:  07:27:30

Searching for his lost shaker of salt

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2019:  09:39:36

Searching for the key signature

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/10/2019:  11:50:19

Headin’ for the swamp

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2019:  18:00:24

Feels like the only one making sense

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/12/2019:  04:18:48

Likes to make a few extra bucks selling nose hair clippings to wig makers.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/12/2019:  05:14:59

Told Unca Scrooge he needed a new toupee

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2019:  05:24:22

No use for a toupee

DC5 - Posted - 08/12/2019:  06:06:23

Some people claim there's a woman to blame.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/12/2019:  12:25:59

Chasing bluegrass women with whiny voices

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2019:  13:16:31

Doesn't allow no whining around the swamp

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/13/2019:  04:12:27

Never passes through the swamp

Bigfoot21075 - Posted - 08/13/2019:  04:31:13

Ready for a Barn Burnin' Hoedown

DC5 - Posted - 08/13/2019:  05:03:50

Keeping J.C. Whitney in business

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2019:  08:44:21

Having a beer at the hospitality tent

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/13/2019:  09:33:21

Hospital escapee

DC5 - Posted - 08/13/2019:  09:51:53

Reading first aid manual on how to remove banjo from toe.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2019:  12:40:07

Will be horrified when he gets back and finds Pogo's toe

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/14/2019:  03:43:54

Likes to spend hours sitting on a strangers front porch chanting a long forgotten verse from Kierkegaard's journal.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2019:  04:44:19

One of a handful of ducks who knows who Kierkegaard is

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/14/2019:  08:03:49

Pondering the existence of mind

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2019:  09:00:55

Doesn't mind his existence at all

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/15/2019:  03:58:02

Trying to remember what 2+2 is.

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/15/2019:  03:59:30

Likes to sing at the top of his voice during family interventions.

DC5 - Posted - 08/15/2019:  05:25:27

The primary cause of most family interventions

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2019:  05:43:09

Will be back after the intervention

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2019:  06:56:33

Heading for the annual philosophy convention in the underground bomb shelter

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2019:  07:13:11

Albert calls him "the plucky little feller"

Omeboy - Posted - 08/15/2019:  15:02:12

He's been terribly depressed ever since a judge gave him custody of his mother-in-law.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2019:  15:21:20

Been like this ever since he went on some bogus ancestry search website & they said he was related to van Gogh

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2019:  16:47:11

Been like this ever since he went on some bogus ancestry search website & they said he was related to Kanga and Roo

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/16/2019:  04:42:47

Doesn't know if he has relatives or not

OM45GE - Posted - 08/16/2019:  05:47:24

His days as a banjo tech for Bella Fleck are numbered if he can't get this instrument in tune soon

DC5 - Posted - 08/16/2019:  06:35:32

Bought wardrobe at a monastery yard sale.