J e f f - Posted - 02/23/2016:  03:42:17

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/23/2016:  04:32:33

I'm an only child,,,,can't you tell?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/23/2016:  08:59:06

Now they're telling me I can only play clawhammer

J e f f - Posted - 02/23/2016:  16:26:06

Just finished getting into this monkey suit and now I have to pee.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/23/2016:  17:50:50

Sometimes I pee in the cat litter box

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2016:  03:29:33

Great fun that his trainers put him in Depends. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/24/2016:  04:09:42

has never had a wet dream

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/24/2016:  04:23:15

Dreams this skidrow bar gig will lead to an Opry appearance

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/24/2016:  04:57:51

This is really high school hockey

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2016:  12:28:20

This is not a high school dance.

J e f f - Posted - 02/24/2016:  13:22:40

Spent 10 years in prison for ripping the tag off of a futon.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/24/2016:  13:46:39

Wouldn't think of tearing tags of furniture.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/24/2016:  14:58:49

Likes toe tags at the morgue

Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/24/2016 14:59:35

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/25/2016:  03:55:18

Thinks he really a wood chuck.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/25/2016:  05:26:29

No,,my throat isn't sore..Why do you ask?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/25/2016:  05:30:03

Getting blisters on his finger

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/25/2016:  07:10:06

doesn't know how to tie shoe laces so he sleeps in his skates

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2016:  11:11:16

Is sleeping now.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/25/2016:  12:33:14

Tell me another story Mama

OM45GE - Posted - 02/25/2016:  13:26:11

There's going to be hell to pay if I break another string.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/25/2016:  14:16:35

I should have been a chicken hawk

J e f f - Posted - 02/25/2016:  19:45:01

Wears the vest so that he doesn't scratch the banjo with his Winnie the Pooh Belt Buckle.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/25/2016:  22:31:52

Likes his Huckleberry Hound collar

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/26/2016:  02:02:47

Puts Vaseline on his skate blades thinking,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Well,never mind.
He never knows what he's thinking.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/26/2016:  03:31:55

Twaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/26/2016:  03:35:20

Oowwwhoooooooo !

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/26/2016:  04:52:57

I need a rest,,,wish referee would put me in penalty box,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/26/2016:  10:04:26

I should have taken up steel guitar- then I could sit down.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/26/2016:  10:38:44

It's really hard to swing through the jungle with these skates on

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/26/2016:  16:51:10

You can tune a banjo, but you can't tuna fish.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2016:  04:37:41

You can cook a duck but you can't duck a cook. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/27/2016:  05:54:45

You can cook a wolf,,,but who wants to?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/27/2016:  06:09:17

The cook here got drunk, so I guess it's baloney sandwiches again

J e f f - Posted - 02/27/2016:  06:19:34

Likes Banana Daiquiris.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/27/2016:  09:02:59

I'm cold,,do you have an extra blanket?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2016:  09:16:37

The curse of perfect pitch is perpetual tuning. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/27/2016:  09:59:00

Howls in EEE flat

OM45GE - Posted - 02/27/2016:  13:20:02

Prefers reasoned discourse to howling. 

J e f f - Posted - 02/27/2016:  19:35:57

Let this be an example, folks; this is what happens when you don't mix enough water with your Metamucil.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/27/2016:  20:23:21

Jeff got me the last time it rained cats and dogs

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/27/2016:  22:18:47

Why did I ever quit barber college?!

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/28/2016:  04:39:57

My fleas get really active when I put my uniform on.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/28/2016:  05:27:57

Demonstrating his new banjo can opener.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/28/2016:  06:46:30

Demonstrates Buck Cherry's duck walk.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/28/2016:  09:06:58

Trying to demonstrate,,,,something

J e f f - Posted - 02/28/2016:  11:07:52

Picks on chimps, dogs, wolfs, and ducks way too much.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/28/2016:  14:37:59

I'm sooo nervous..I have my very first date tonight

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/28/2016:  16:31:52

Going out tonight on a blind date and a seeing eye dog

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2016:  18:28:40

Learned to skate from Bobby Hull