Omeboy - Posted - 08/25/2019:  17:07:28

In case you're wondering how he got that way, he used to play the grand piano in a marching band.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/25/2019:  17:33:39

Had 503 paint-by-numbers kits when he was 11

OM45GE - Posted - 08/26/2019:  14:23:00

Having a toe picking good time

Omeboy - Posted - 08/27/2019:  09:55:22

Back in the late Sixties, he was actually Sean Connery's stunt double ---- but of course that was before the drill-press accident.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/27/2019:  17:52:13

Doesn’t want to discuss industrial accidents

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/27/2019:  18:44:46

Thinks the industrial revolution ruined civilization

OM45GE - Posted - 08/28/2019:  03:18:00

Unaware of the approaching hurricane

Omeboy - Posted - 08/28/2019:  10:03:58

At least once a year, the rest of the commune force him to walk naked thru a car-wash ---- at gun point.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/28/2019:  10:18:33

Made the mistake of giving his 4 year old kid a paintgun.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/28/2019:  18:23:43

Still a 4 year old kid at heart

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/28/2019:  18:25:14

Thinks 4 year old kids need to grow up

OM45GE - Posted - 08/28/2019:  18:32:21

Will grow up when he's good and ready

Omeboy - Posted - 08/28/2019:  20:42:12

In the old days, he was known as the "artful dodger." Nowadays he's just kind of "dodgy."

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/28/2019:  21:39:10

Got thrown out of Yankee Stadium for being a Pirates fan

OM45GE - Posted - 08/29/2019:  03:41:41

Having fun while the WiFi is down

Omeboy - Posted - 08/29/2019:  15:52:12

Once a year, the local entomologists club spends a whole weekend just going thru his beard.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/31/2019:  09:53:00

Once a year research scientists probe his epidermal layer for rogue DNA mutations

OM45GE - Posted - 09/02/2019:  05:48:49

Has never hitch hiked

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/02/2019:  06:43:26

Searching for the ghost of Kerouac

OM45GE - Posted - 09/02/2019:  06:57:06

Searching for the ghost of the St Louis Blues

Omeboy - Posted - 09/02/2019:  11:38:13

He once told Colonel Sanders he'd sell a lot more fried chicken if he ditched the string-tie, lose the ice cream-suit, grow a long beard, wear a dirty tunic and get a pair of clown shoes.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/02/2019:  12:04:02

Used to deliver for KFC til his VW microbus got invaded by cockroaches

OM45GE - Posted - 09/02/2019:  17:36:46

Makes his own damn fried chicken

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/03/2019:  05:57:43

trying to truck away from Dorian storm

OM45GE - Posted - 09/03/2019:  06:32:34

Hoping to get the banjo in tune before Dorian storm approaches

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/03/2019:  07:58:58

Heading out to Cape Cod to contemplate the approaching tempest

OM45GE - Posted - 09/03/2019:  08:10:45

You must have ESP Chuck. We're actually going to Cape Cod this Saturday for a vacation.

Looking for ways to cash in on his clairvoyancy

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/03/2019:  08:12:48

Buying Nor’Easters for his camping trip

(really, Bill?  I heard Dorian might be there by this Friday)

Edited by - chuckv97 on 09/03/2019 08:13:47

OM45GE - Posted - 09/03/2019:  08:14:23

Waiting for his 23 and Me results

Omeboy - Posted - 09/03/2019:  11:50:49

Recently got this message from the folks at 23 And Me:

"Dear Sir, Based on your very unusual DNA profile, we are still trying to figure out what you are. This might take a while. We'll get back to you."

Edited by - Omeboy on 09/03/2019 11:52:25

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/03/2019:  11:53:39

His DNA underwent severe mutations after working at Pittsburgh Paints

OM45GE - Posted - 09/03/2019:  12:42:37

Just got his 23 and Me results back and was horrified to learn that he's related to Tasmanian devils

Omeboy - Posted - 09/05/2019:  09:27:15

Recently started a new human-rights group: "Lawn Gnomes Against Lawn Mowers."

OM45GE - Posted - 09/05/2019:  15:37:08

Still doesn’t understand why he didn’t get that greeter job at Walmart

Omeboy - Posted - 09/05/2019:  15:54:54

Now that fake meat is big news, he's urged the commune to consider raising "fake cows" to supplement their income.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/06/2019:  04:33:58

Got more than he expected when he signed up for a “little color” at the tanning salon

Edited by - OM45GE on 09/06/2019 04:34:20

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/06/2019:  06:45:43

Tried to set up a “Hemp Salon” in ‘71 but got run out by 34 rednecks

Omeboy - Posted - 09/06/2019:  11:04:07

Recently coughed up a toenail after vaping his own toe-jam.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2019:  05:15:49

Doesn't understand what all the fuss about vaping is - he's been vaping for years and it hasn't effected him at all

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/07/2019:  10:08:26

Had a haberdasher named Harry,, but Harry fired him as a client in ‘74

Edited by - chuckv97 on 09/07/2019 10:08:52

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2019:  15:16:33

In the federal witness protection program

Omeboy - Posted - 09/08/2019:  15:48:13

Against everybody's advice, he's still hopes to form a "think tank" composed entirely out of banjo-players.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/08/2019:  18:01:49

Likes to tease dogs by giving them wooden bones

OM45GE - Posted - 09/08/2019:  18:10:47

Doesn’t care for dogs after the treeing incident

Omeboy - Posted - 09/08/2019:  18:33:42

He had that horrible reoccurring nightmare last night ----- the one where he's being chased down the street by a giant bar of soap.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/08/2019:  19:21:31

Training his mutt for Halloween

OM45GE - Posted - 09/09/2019:  03:15:57

Life is always a treat in the swamp

Omeboy - Posted - 09/09/2019:  15:36:18

Unsuccessfully tried to sue several network games shows, claiming he originated that annoying "wrong answer" noise: "ENNNNNNNNNNNNT !!!!!"

OM45GE - Posted - 09/09/2019:  16:07:19

The ASPCA is looking for his owner