TheLastWord - Posted - 10/02/2018:  15:06:08

After eating 4 cans pf prunes and drinking a gallon of water laced with ex-lax, Bill headed out on his historic journey.

Omeboy - Posted - 10/02/2018:  15:29:44

Once secretly arranged to sell Mr. Ed to a glue factory.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/02/2018:  17:58:28

Didn’t know rotgut whisky would result in this

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2018:  03:19:39

Waiting for Bill to vacate the outhouse

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/04/2018:  03:25:46

Left a disaster in the outhouse.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/04/2018:  04:16:58

Nobody on the disaster relief team takes him seriously

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/04/2018:  11:30:30

Wants a bugshield for Christmas

OM45GE - Posted - 10/04/2018:  14:02:36

Wants nose plugs for Christmas

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/04/2018:  17:56:41

Who the hell welded the front fork to the frame?!?!

stanleytone - Posted - 10/04/2018:  17:57:40

definitely more aerodynamic this way. oops! daffy beat me to it!

Edited by - stanleytone on 10/04/2018 17:58:15

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/04/2018:  22:21:38

Gave Ralph a free T-Shirt for holding his banjo

OM45GE - Posted - 10/05/2018:  04:29:27

Had to use his T-Shirt after discovering there was no toilet paper in the outhouse

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/05/2018:  18:16:21

Had his t-shirt torn apart by a sandstorm

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2018:  07:44:30

Lives by the adage that an outhouse is always too close in the summer and too far in the winter.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/06/2018:  08:17:05

Wears Depends for llooonnggg rides

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2018:  16:58:22

Trying to figure out how to remove a splinter from his derrière

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/06/2018:  18:21:32

Flagged for illegal shifting.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/06/2018:  18:27:55

Shot at for illegal migrating

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/07/2018:  05:25:40

Ticketed for illegal dumping.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/08/2018:  07:20:10

Has heard from the cartoonists that he's getting animated.

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/08/2018:  14:52:18

Received letter from the Lady's Knitting Club of St Louis he should dress more appropriately.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/08/2018:  19:18:39

Horrified to find out what his down comforter was made of.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/08/2018:  19:22:11

Wishing he was in a comfy hammock

OM45GE - Posted - 10/08/2018:  19:36:44

Wishing he was almost anywhere else

stanleytone - Posted - 10/09/2018:  01:30:30

Evel WHO?????

Edited by - stanleytone on 10/09/2018 01:32:17

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/09/2018:  03:50:18

Makes big bucks photo bombing banjo players.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2018:  04:28:57

Has great fun poop bombing duck hunters

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/09/2018:  09:05:53

Needs to use an outhouse bad

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2018:  10:15:25

Doesn’t allow motorcycle parking at his outhouse

Edited by - OM45GE on 10/09/2018 10:15:41

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/09/2018:  14:25:29

Dated the Tooth Fairy once.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/09/2018:  15:33:18

Never visits First Word at the library anymore

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2018:  03:40:11

If you listen carefully you can hear Last Word gasping for fresh air

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/10/2018:  05:37:51

Forgot to lock the front door again.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2018:  07:09:32

Forgot what he’s trying to say

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2018:  08:03:43

Trying to forget what he said last night

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/10/2018:  12:43:31

Wondering why he awoke this morning wearing pink spandex tights, a tiger striped jacket, and a tattoo of smokey the bear on his chest.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2018:  15:13:30

Has full body tattoos under his feathers

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2018:  15:57:29

Got tarred and feathered & run out of Butte, Montana last year

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2018:  16:14:04

Has a favorite outhouse in Butte

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/11/2018:  05:27:35

Currently under investigation for making strange posts in the gaming forum.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2018:  06:22:40

Ducked out before the investigators showed up

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/11/2018:  13:11:42

Failed last word security check.

stanleytone - Posted - 10/11/2018:  16:48:56

Call me Donald one more time.....!

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/11/2018:  17:01:02

Call me “Lefty” one more time.....!

OM45GE - Posted - 10/11/2018:  18:24:41

Closed to the public

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/12/2018:  03:52:35

Lone survivor of the Flying Burrito Brothers Motorcycle Stunt Team.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/12/2018:  09:19:35

Lone duck to be “unfriended” by Daisy

OM45GE - Posted - 10/12/2018:  12:27:14

Just found out that the Outhouse Enthusiast Society he paid $1,000 to join is a scam

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/13/2018:  01:37:11

Enjoys riding through a car wash while screaming "Damn the torpedos!"