Omeboy - Posted - 10/15/2020:  15:49:05

Lies.......................10 cents

Damn Lies...........15 cents

Statistics..............Free

Edited by - Omeboy on 10/15/2020 15:51:26

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/15/2020:  19:34:42

Runs into trees chasing frisbees

OM45GE - Posted - 10/16/2020:  04:14:57

Frisbees were subsequently banned from rehearsals

Omeboy - Posted - 10/16/2020:  07:39:53

Air tight alibi.......................100 dollars each

Irrefutable evidence..........100 dollars each

Plausible deniability..........100 dollars each

Same Old B.S. ................... No charge

Edited by - Omeboy on 10/16/2020 07:40:20

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/16/2020:  07:57:14

Often gets into nasty scraps in the pet psychologist’s waiting room

OM45GE - Posted - 10/16/2020:  08:40:43

Psychiatrists have abandoned all hope for these wackos

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/17/2020:  08:44:04

Waiting for Linus and his blanket

OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2020:  04:17:04

Waiting for an audience

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/19/2020:  06:53:56

So,,there is help for Bill

OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2020:  06:58:27

Hasn’t been here for a while, but still looks the same

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/19/2020:  08:32:27

Sizes up people as they stroll past

OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2020:  10:02:42

Passing acquaintances

Omeboy - Posted - 10/20/2020:  22:30:57

Political jokes.................two for a nickel
Religious jokes...............two for a nickel
Banjo Player Jokes.........two volume set: 2 cents

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2020:  05:03:33

Having difficulty counting higher than two

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/21/2020:  05:21:47

Bill needs to go to hair dressers

OM45GE - Posted - 10/21/2020:  05:32:25

Does anyone have a battery for my tuner?

Omeboy - Posted - 10/22/2020:  12:13:03

LUCY'S "PRE-OWNED" STAND

Used Bungee cords (use at your own risk)

Used dentures (adjustable with a hammer)

Pre-chewed gum (one owner. low mileage.)

Used tooth brushes (good for mustaches and small dogs)

Used dental floss (a free yard with each order)

Used ballpoint pens (no junk drawer is complete without a few.)

Coffee grounds (Low on flavor. Big on savings!)

Used AA batteries (absolutely guaranteed not to work)

My Uncle Ned (also absolutely guaranteed not to work)

OM45GE - Posted - 10/23/2020:  03:14:25

Heads an advocacy group for nonhuman primates

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/23/2020:  09:30:32

Has group sessions every Saturday afternoon

OM45GE - Posted - 10/24/2020:  03:56:33

Practicing “Dusty Boxcar Wall”

Omeboy - Posted - 10/24/2020:  07:33:14

LUCY'S CHILD PSYCHIATRY STAND

(Here's your chance to be

psychoanalyzed by a child.)

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/24/2020:  09:04:47

Unfortunately his denturist went on vacation

Edited by - chuckv97 on 10/24/2020 09:05:03

Omeboy - Posted - 10/25/2020:  19:46:07

Who could have thought that being deported could be this much fun !!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2020:  03:20:17

A face not even a mother could love

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/26/2020:  07:13:35

Has control issues

OM45GE - Posted - 10/26/2020:  11:15:44

This train is not bound for glory

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/29/2020:  10:45:22

Waiting on the gang

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2020:  11:38:13

That will be Mister Yosemite Sam to you 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/29/2020:  12:06:46

Not once paid a business tax

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/29/2020:  15:44:40

is their a bluegrass song about that?

Omeboy - Posted - 10/29/2020:  18:14:19

What do you call a beautiful woman on Sam's arm? ...............................A tattoo.

Edited by - Omeboy on 10/29/2020 18:14:43

OM45GE - Posted - 10/30/2020:  03:04:12

Clearly beauty is in the eye of the beholder

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/30/2020:  07:31:17

Counsels her clients to believe that beauty is only skin deep

OM45GE - Posted - 10/30/2020:  12:52:42

They have lots of skin in the game

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/30/2020:  16:27:08

The game proceeded

Omeboy - Posted - 10/30/2020:  17:17:15

When Sam asked his dentist how he could freshen his breath, the dentist handed him three of those pine- scented air fresheners and said: "Eat these."

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/30/2020:  17:40:35

Having trouble watching Tarzan reruns due to small beady eyes

KyBanjo - Posted - 10/30/2020:  19:10:27

don't knock the beady eyes here now

OM45GE - Posted - 10/31/2020:  03:28:09

Slow to anger, quick on the draw

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/01/2020:  20:35:07

Humility is not her strong suit

OM45GE - Posted - 11/02/2020:  03:43:26

We were a quartet until the last sharp bend

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/02/2020:  15:59:56

Still awaiting for Hank and the boys...

OM45GE - Posted - 11/03/2020:  03:38:31

Dismayed at the influx of snowbirds

Omeboy - Posted - 11/03/2020:  15:48:08

Suspected of launching cyber attacks against other lemonade stands.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/03/2020:  17:10:12

Can’t seem to sell any Gorilla Snot to banjo pickers who complain their picks keep sliding off

OM45GE - Posted - 11/04/2020:  03:03:27

Just realized there’s no dining car

Omeboy - Posted - 11/05/2020:  09:38:51

Plotting a hostile takeover of several neighborhood lemonade stands.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/06/2020:  04:24:55

Hostile is his new normal

Omeboy - Posted - 11/10/2020:  18:19:49

The cops shut her stand down last week because she didn't have a liquor license.