TheLastWord - Posted - 10/13/2018:  12:12:15

Was once head cheerleader for the Ducks beach volleyball team.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2018:  14:17:27

Was once head suntan lotion applicator for the Lady Ducks beach volleyball team

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/13/2018:  16:51:58

Once tried to impersonate a beach volleyball.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/13/2018:  17:19:30

Once sat on a volleyball for six months waiting for it to hatch

Edited by - OM45GE on 10/13/2018 17:20:06

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/14/2018:  04:33:16

Voted most likely to never get the last word in high school.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/14/2018:  11:41:30

Spent what should have been his high school years paddling around a pond

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/14/2018:  16:15:47

Can't explain the Daffy Duck sun glasses he wears all the time.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/14/2018:  16:24:47

Wears sun glasses whilst stalking Daisy

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/15/2018:  02:30:20

Must wear goggles when in outhouse.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/15/2018:  03:50:07

Staying out of the outhouse

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/15/2018:  07:46:00

Heading for Houston

OM45GE - Posted - 10/15/2018:  08:05:25

Baffled by US immigration practices

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/15/2018:  08:11:32

Has never crossed an International Border in this getup.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/15/2018:  08:15:21

Suspected of smuggling outhouses

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/15/2018:  10:55:26

Trains his budgie...

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/15/2018:  18:07:40

Was once mistaken for a parrot.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/15/2018:  18:20:11

Thinks parrots are silly birds

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/15/2018:  18:21:30

Thinks riding on a seat is silly

OM45GE - Posted - 10/15/2018:  18:24:25

Looking for a US sponsor

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/15/2018:  18:31:02

Tried getting a Gatorade to sponsor him, but got denied when he painted his bike Coca-Cola red

OM45GE - Posted - 10/15/2018:  18:43:12

Tried to get Charmin’ Toilet Paper to sponsor him but they thought it was a crappy idea

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/16/2018:  04:35:30

Dropped by Charmin' because he kept squeezing the rolls.

Edited by - TheLastWord on 10/16/2018 04:35:46

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/16/2018:  05:01:53

Likes defecating on park walking trails

OM45GE - Posted - 10/16/2018:  07:00:35

Likes to do a silly impression of a duck pooping on walking trails

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/16/2018:  16:09:47

Collects duck droppings to make home made potpourri.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/17/2018:  03:32:44

Thinking of marketing duck poop

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/17/2018:  05:41:19

Thinking of marketing his exploits on DVD

OM45GE - Posted - 10/17/2018:  05:52:10

Making good progress on his book, "Outhouses of North America"

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/18/2018:  04:01:17

Wishes he had been in Houston the past two games.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/18/2018:  05:07:33

Not known to harbor a grudge

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/18/2018:  05:46:53

Mid-life crisis gone badly wrong

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/18/2018:  16:47:17

Was once mistaken for Howdy Doody.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2018:  03:17:10

Was once mistaken for Donald Duck. The worst part was having Huey, Dewy and Louis following him around for three weeks

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/19/2018:  04:04:43

Often mistaken for Wile E. Coyote for his many strange rocket powered contraptions.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2018:  05:46:49

Doesn't trust Wile E. Coyote as far as he could throw an Acme Anvil

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/19/2018:  09:11:44

Ordered a new seat from the Acme Seat Co.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/19/2018:  09:53:48

Ordered a new seat from the Acme Seat Co.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/21/2018:  13:53:30

Has sleep apnea and doesn’t know it

OM45GE - Posted - 10/22/2018:  03:32:24

Fell asleep in the outhouse and hasn’t been the same since

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/22/2018:  03:52:10

President of the Larry the Enticer Fan Club.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/22/2018:  06:04:41

Becomes obsessed with certain utterances

youtu.be/hKs-2dRVqak

Edited by - chuckv97 on 10/22/2018 06:06:52

OM45GE - Posted - 10/22/2018:  10:05:21

Was denied entry to the US of A because of his outhouse obsession

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/22/2018:  11:00:40

Following the geese and heading for Canada

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/22/2018:  14:59:49

Hasn't paid the Poo Tax for 2017.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/22/2018:  18:32:16

Pissed that they’ve never put him on a duck stamp

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/23/2018:  01:20:36

In a not so brilliant move, Bill decided to leave off the seat and gas tank.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/23/2018:  03:19:18

Still trying to figure out how the bike runs without a gas tank

Edited by - OM45GE on 10/23/2018 03:19:36

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/23/2018:  06:02:03

Wonders if they’ll let him in at Fenway

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/23/2018:  14:54:17

Master of Ceremonies at the 3rd annual Outhouse BBQ Extravaganza