Alaina - Posted - 12/07/2012:  08:27:59

Now they said that if I put one hand here and brushed my other hand down the strings....Oooh yay it made a noise!!!

mbanjo - Posted - 12/07/2012:  11:05:41

I said it once and I'll say it again, "it's a dog's life"

Alaina - Posted - 12/07/2012:  11:11:59

I can kick G.I. Joe's hindquarters with one hand tied behind my back

mbanjo - Posted - 12/07/2012:  11:40:33

Wanna see my pink teeth?

Alaina - Posted - 12/07/2012:  11:41:31

Are you looking at me??

(I was ready to strangle him when I saw the carpet... Then I remembered that we are having it cleaned today and was thankful for his good timing haha)

mbanjo - Posted - 12/07/2012:  13:50:13

Today I try hard to be good dog

Alaina - Posted - 12/07/2012:  14:21:01

I can beat you in pushups.

mbanjo - Posted - 12/07/2012:  14:23:26

I don't Snore in my sleep

Alaina - Posted - 12/07/2012:  14:24:15

(yes he does, it's horrible)

I'm tough and I know it.

mbanjo - Posted - 12/07/2012:  14:56:51

We dogs have XXX rated dreams too you know

Alaina - Posted - 12/07/2012:  15:04:40

Oh if only you knew the thoughts running through my head right now

mbanjo - Posted - 12/07/2012:  15:13:26

I just had a cold doggy shower

Alaina - Posted - 12/07/2012:  15:14:31

I make GI Joe look like Ken

mbanjo - Posted - 12/07/2012:  20:37:04

I need a Barbie Dog to play with

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/08/2012:  04:04:34

Likes to phone strangers.

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 12/08/2012:  07:07:19

My chewing gum loses it's flavor when stored on the bed post over night!

drew-gurbach - Posted - 12/08/2012:  09:08:13

Making a bed post for tons of chewing gum!

mbanjo - Posted - 12/08/2012:  12:47:54

I used to wear paper clothes and hat....................till I was arrested for rustling

stanleytone - Posted - 12/08/2012:  13:15:03

...just your normal,average, everyday 21st century housewife.............................

mbanjo - Posted - 12/08/2012:  13:45:32

anyone for a glass of Saki ?

stanleytone - Posted - 12/08/2012:  18:25:12

Why yes, as a matter of fact ,I  AM a  school teacher. Why do you ask?.............

mbanjo - Posted - 12/08/2012:  18:31:17

I think I'm turning Japanese......... I really think so

stanleytone - Posted - 12/09/2012:  06:47:09

........looks like a Roxygrl avatar to me.......................

mbanjo - Posted - 12/09/2012:  12:26:24

I hear a Choo Choo coming

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 12/10/2012:  02:50:04

I carry a make-up kit in my survival pack!

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/10/2012:  04:00:06

Here,,hold this in place while I go,,uum,, err,,,well,,,I'll be right back

Alaina - Posted - 12/10/2012:  09:56:10

Not many people know this, but there really weren't colors back then...

mbanjo - Posted - 12/10/2012:  11:18:13

I cant wait to chew through my Christmas stocking

Alaina - Posted - 12/10/2012:  11:32:43

Who said Lady Liberty always wore a dress?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/10/2012:  12:14:33

With eyes like these,,I get many treats

mbanjo - Posted - 12/10/2012:  12:35:49

You cant beat the old silent movies especially the B & W ones

Alaina - Posted - 12/10/2012:  14:09:59

I see your giant gun and I raise you one very p***ed off lady. I win.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/10/2012:  16:06:46

The look of someone without the last word.

Alaina - Posted - 12/10/2012:  16:09:35

The look of someone mad that a sleepy basset hound got the last word away from him

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/10/2012:  16:11:13

The look of a basset hound bamboozled by a duck.

Alaina - Posted - 12/10/2012:  16:11:36

The look of a duck bamboozled by a basset

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/10/2012:  16:13:44

Dazed and confused.

Alaina - Posted - 12/10/2012:  16:14:43

Angry as a wet hen (or duck in this case)

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/10/2012:  16:16:12

Wishes she was a duck.

Alaina - Posted - 12/10/2012:  16:21:17

Wishes he was as cool as Bugs

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/10/2012:  16:24:12

Hits below the belt.

Alaina - Posted - 12/10/2012:  16:24:35

Spits when he talks

drew-gurbach - Posted - 12/10/2012:  19:21:07

Macy's Parade balloon...deflating.

mbanjo - Posted - 12/10/2012:  19:50:34

Smiling is what I do best at

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 12/11/2012:  03:53:33

"... and just what did you mean by that remark!?"

Alaina - Posted - 12/11/2012:  08:11:16

I think it's time to let you all in on a little secret... I'm not really standing here, this is a wax mannequin made to look exactly like me. Fooled you, huh?

mbanjo - Posted - 12/11/2012:  13:02:14

Life gets confusing don't it ?

Alaina - Posted - 12/11/2012:  14:28:04

I'm the cheshire cat's brother

drew-gurbach - Posted - 12/11/2012:  17:16:56

I'm the cheshire cat's brothers dog.