chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2019:  10:22:15

Had a dog but it ran away with the house cat

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2019:  03:16:43

Had a dog and it was delicious

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/11/2019:  03:53:13

Wishes he had never bought this stupid neck scarf.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2019:  04:08:49

Doesn’t like to stick his neck out

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2019:  07:23:09

Often takes out his baroque lute but the tuning for hours discourages him

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2019:  10:36:01

Not discouraged by anything

Omeboy - Posted - 12/11/2019:  14:47:05

Makes his own shirt collars out of stale potato chips and used Kleenex tissues.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/11/2019:  14:55:04

Makes his eyes out of marshmallows and "paint-by-number" paints

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/11/2019 14:55:28

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2019:  03:09:07

Makes a meal out of anything that ventures too close

Omeboy - Posted - 12/12/2019:  07:45:11

Experience has taught him to always carry a spare adult diaper------around his neck.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2019:  07:55:22

Gets a bad reaction to Gravy Train

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2019:  09:43:10

Dismayed about the invasive snakes in the swamp

Omeboy - Posted - 12/12/2019:  10:49:28

We think of him as just a guy who likes to dress up like Bill Shakespeare. He thinks of himself as the next step in human evolution.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2019:  14:26:05

Would bite his owner if he could see him

Omeboy - Posted - 12/12/2019:  15:13:09

Here you thought he was wearing an Elizabethan frilly collar when all along it's just his old ratty tunic.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/12/2019:  15:16:02

Lost his dog tags in yesterday’s back-alley donnybrook

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2019:  03:34:59

Lost the respect of his fellow alligators when he took up the banjo

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/13/2019:  04:00:43

9th grade yearbook photo.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2019:  10:42:19

Voted most likely to migrate in his high school yearbook

Omeboy - Posted - 12/13/2019:  13:03:03

When he walks thru the local neighborhood, his guardian angel puts in for over-time with hazardous duty pay.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2019:  03:07:56

The result of chasing parked cars

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/14/2019:  06:53:37

The result of being a slave to fashion

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2019:  08:33:56

Knows more about scales than your average banjo player

Omeboy - Posted - 12/14/2019:  20:29:21

Knows far more about panty-hose than you average Hooter's waitress .

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/14/2019:  20:46:59

On the lookout for that cute poodle next door

Omeboy - Posted - 12/14/2019:  21:45:03

On the lookout for Troy Landry and his boys.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2019:  09:33:12

Unaware of how many shopping days until Christmas

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/15/2019:  10:24:13

Never believed in St. Nicholas

Omeboy - Posted - 12/15/2019:  12:51:31

Hoping Santa Claus will put a nice juicy human leg in his stocking.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2019:  14:31:59

Dyslexic god

Omeboy - Posted - 12/15/2019:  15:11:41

Was thinking about starting a club for megalomaniacs, but realized there's room for only one member. Guess who.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2019:  03:09:51

Not recognized by the American Kennel Club

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/16/2019:  11:53:54

Not recognized by Henry vIII...............

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2019:  13:24:36

Looked in the mirror and mistook himself for someone else

Omeboy - Posted - 12/16/2019:  13:43:04

Maintains his starched and pressed look by constantly vaping dry-cleaning fluid.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/16/2019:  18:12:56

Maintains his peculiar eyes by constantly vaping flea powder

Omeboy - Posted - 12/16/2019:  19:29:31

He's wanted in three states for "unlawfully impersonating a bowling alley waitress."

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/16/2019:  20:27:28

Can’t believe he lost that fight with the back alley Tom cat

OM45GE - Posted - 12/17/2019:  03:24:45

Sinking his teeth into practice

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/17/2019:  16:37:43

Lost in the ladies undergarment section again.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/17/2019:  17:16:00

Lost Daisy’s phone number again

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2019:  03:26:38

Ties his own bow ties

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/20/2019:  15:10:57

Wishes he had chosen the bowtie.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/20/2019:  18:11:39

Wishes he’d never heard of duck down pillows

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/20/2019:  18:32:15

Has an unfounded fear of carotid artery damage

Omeboy - Posted - 12/20/2019:  22:25:45

Periodically has to stop playing long enough cough up a nutria or two.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/21/2019:  03:26:58

Westminster Dog Show judges did not find him amusing

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/21/2019:  05:45:37

Once pretended he was a door knob for 32 hours.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/21/2019:  06:54:43

No doors in the swamp