OM45GE - Posted - 07/26/2015:  14:46:09

I will gladly go to bat for you. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/26/2015:  15:02:09

Those dogs sure run me ragged this time

OM45GE - Posted - 07/26/2015:  17:53:11

Feeling like bluegrass has gone to the dogs. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/26/2015:  17:57:28

Only chews on bluegrass when he has a stomach ache

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/26/2015:  18:06:05

ain't this a brainstorm

Rossanne - Posted - 07/26/2015:  19:19:16

how to paint by numbers

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/26/2015:  19:38:52

ouba - oobb or -I can't remember

I played in a concert few hrs back - it was right across from me ---that thing will put you in another world--- it wi take your eardrums out
my banjo was unheard

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/26/2015:  19:44:05

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Originally posted by Scaggs7



ouba - oobb or -I can't remember



I played in a concert few hrs back - it was right across from me ---that thing will put you in another world--- it wi take your eardrums out

my banjo was unheard

that thing be will bury itself in ten minutes on soft ground from vibration  

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Rossanne - Posted - 07/26/2015:  20:50:33

Yes the alphorn has some difficulty to harmonize also a heavy instrument, we have Eliana Burki she is a great promoter of it, here is a photograph of here she was is playing at a concert. You may google her name for more info and for interest, a talented person, she uses musical therapy to assist young children at a hospital here who have breathing problems,especially who suffer from Cystic Fibrosis.

 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/27/2015:  03:44:26

HELP,,I need an air compressor to blow this thing!!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/27/2015:  13:11:56

Just realized the banjo isn't a wind instrument.

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/27/2015:  14:53:48

Has no idea I'm standing right behind him.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/27/2015:  15:58:30

Has no idea about anything,,He just
makes it up as he goes along.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/27/2015:  18:15:19

Now for my latest composition - TOONING!

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/27/2015:  19:13:54

I got two of these hats
you know what the other one is for

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/28/2015:  04:43:11

One wooden head on another wooden head.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2015:  05:25:58

One non-wooden head looking at a wooden head.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/28/2015:  10:31:41

Me and 5 more make up the pack.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/28/2015:  10:37:11

Don't heckle me, bub,, I'm packin' a .44

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2015:  16:15:18

Don't heckle me bub, I'm packing a Louisville Slugger. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/28/2015:  16:40:45

Don't heckle me bub,I've got my Mamma here!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/28/2015:  20:06:51

Go ahead,,heckle me,,,make my day!

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/29/2015:  01:53:56

Naw,,,you're to willing

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/31/2015:  03:54:54

Has no idea he doesn't have the last word.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/31/2015:  13:21:15

Doesn't have to much of an idea about anything,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/31/2015:  15:58:26

Doesn't get paid for gigs if there's too much tuning

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/31/2015:  17:09:02

Gets 2 million a year just for sitting on the bench.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/01/2015:  01:03:04

Played in the minors for years and years

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2015:  06:00:46

Things the "A" in single a baseball stands for "ape".

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/01/2015:  08:34:35

Can't find spikes that'll fit his odd-sized feet

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2015:  10:29:01

Also can't find spikes to fit his odd shaped feet. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/01/2015:  13:52:43

I confess.I can't talk.I've been lip synking

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2015:  16:27:35

Once tried to lip sync but couldn't get the timing right and ended up looking like a Japanese film dubbed in English.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/01/2015:  17:42:40

Got kicked out of Japan

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2015:  18:06:14

Speaks fluent Japanese but with a heavy chimp accent. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/01/2015:  20:08:55

Collects Japanese geisha dolls.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/02/2015:  03:35:51

Does NOT have all of his ducks in a row.

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/02/2015:  03:59:39

Like to wear duck feet while playing the banjo.

banjophil - Posted - 08/02/2015:  05:30:16

thinks its rabbit season

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/02/2015:  06:57:57

We give up,,,which one is Phil?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/02/2015:  07:51:44

I give up - which string is out of tune?

banjophil - Posted - 08/02/2015:  10:29:50

I'll never give up. where's that pine tar?

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/02/2015:  12:47:55

The weather ground hog is named after me.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/02/2015:  13:38:37

My grandpa Bill Bailey never came home

banjophil - Posted - 08/02/2015:  19:00:49

my grampa ,dick, had his own tv show

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/03/2015:  06:11:20

No,I'm not Dr. Phil ,,,HA,HA

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2015:  17:31:18

Underneath his clothes he is completely naked. 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/03/2015:  18:11:37

I have to go to bed now

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/03/2015:  20:05:15

Sleeps in teepees with the TV on