Omeboy - Posted - 01/11/2021:  14:14:19

It ain't easy be'in the meanest hombre west of the Rio Grande when you're shorter than the average prairie dog.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2021:  03:00:35

Look Ma, no cavities!

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/12/2021:  15:15:33

Making her daily observation...

Omeboy - Posted - 01/12/2021:  15:50:27

Broke into the movie business in hopes of finally getting a hot date with Aunt Bea.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2021:  03:19:11

Hoping this photo goes viral

Omeboy - Posted - 01/13/2021:  06:46:30

Secretly sent "cease and desist" orders to all the other lemonade stands.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/13/2021:  08:03:41

Lost his bottom dentures at the all night party at the Derby

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2021:  13:26:44

Just realized he’s in the wrong comic strip

J e f f - Posted - 01/13/2021:  14:31:13

A moneymaking she shack.

Omeboy - Posted - 01/13/2021:  16:46:36

Slowly but surely turning the living-room carpet from beige to dark brown.

J e f f - Posted - 01/13/2021:  16:55:51

No more Honky Donkey Hankie Pankie!

Omeboy - Posted - 01/13/2021:  20:10:18

What luck !!!
He found a job where he gets paid to eat, sleep, poop and occasionally wag his tail !!!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2021:  03:32:56

His orthodontist is very proud

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/14/2021:  07:50:20

Lack of business due to halitosis

Omeboy - Posted - 01/14/2021:  08:50:11

Gets his toenails trimmed by a luthier.

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/14/2021:  12:10:35

Has Mr. Ed's smile so they must be related.

Omeboy - Posted - 01/14/2021:  17:20:11

When Mr. Spielberg asked him what he thought of the Tyrannosaurus rexes in the "Jurassic Park", Sam said: "Why, Hellllllllll! In Texas, we've got horny-toads twice the size of those galoots---and ten times meaner!"

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2021:  03:26:24

Laughing at your feeble attempts to saddle break him.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/15/2021:  07:57:05

Hasn’t broke a smile since Charlie Brown left

Omeboy - Posted - 01/15/2021:  11:41:33

If his bunions getting any bigger, he'll have to play an orthopedic banjo.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2021:  04:29:00

I’m a donkey, not an ass

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/17/2021:  00:43:47

Its just hard to talk about

Omeboy - Posted - 01/17/2021:  06:27:23

Rumor has it they're planning a new western with Sam as the star. It's gonna be called: "Dances With Prairie Dogs."

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/17/2021:  20:02:32

Gettin’ long in the tooth

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2021:  03:10:25

I think I’m reading the instructions wrongly

Banjonewguy - Posted - 01/18/2021:  03:32:20

Man I'm never gonna be able to buy that Stelling at this rate.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2021:  04:38:03

Double your pleasure

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/18/2021:  17:07:40

Advise now 50% off with coupon

Omeboy - Posted - 01/18/2021:  17:35:28

Recently got his saddle equipped with a rope-ladder for easier access.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2021:  18:07:40

Hasn’t had this much fun since Mr. Ed went off the air

Omeboy - Posted - 01/18/2021:  18:44:41

Recently called the drugstore to see if they had a tube of "Lotrimen Anti-fungal Banjo Creme."

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2021:  03:38:07

Still upset that Bucky Beaver got the mascot gig for Ipana toothpaste

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2021:  06:31:45

Never watches TV commercials, thinking they rot the brain

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/19/2021:  07:50:13

Need to trim those toenails , there about to rub through.

Omeboy - Posted - 01/19/2021:  09:32:21

Sam's at odds with the movie execs. They want the new western to be called "Dances With Prairie Dogs."  Sam wants it to call it  "Waltzes With Horny-Toads."  This could get ugly.

Edited by - Omeboy on 01/19/2021 09:33:07

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2021:  18:59:58

Never met an ugly mare he didn’t like

OM45GE - Posted - 01/20/2021:  03:37:24

Amused by the effects the resonator has on flatulence

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/20/2021:  05:48:01

Not amused that Snoopy constantly flatulates as he walks by

OM45GE - Posted - 01/20/2021:  06:12:16

Has blocked Snoopy from cameo appearances on the Pogo strip

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/20/2021:  08:08:42

Hang on, Snoopy, hang on

OM45GE - Posted - 01/20/2021:  11:36:08

Sam I am

J e f f - Posted - 01/20/2021:  12:51:50

Doesn't give a flip about your problems.

J e f f - Posted - 01/20/2021:  16:33:00

Doesn't give a flip about where he poops in the yard.

Edited by - J e f f on 01/20/2021 16:33:26

Omeboy - Posted - 01/20/2021:  17:37:18

Claims he has a medical reason for his "leg addiction."

OM45GE - Posted - 01/21/2021:  03:48:34

Hoping to replace the Cheshire Cat In Wonderland

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/21/2021:  06:18:17

Her info is worth only $.05

OM45GE - Posted - 01/21/2021:  06:34:27

Would never get advice from a roadside stall

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2021:  09:02:39

Got banned from setting up at the weekly Farmer’s Market

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2021:  15:39:20

Enjoying social distancing