OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2017:  07:34:52

Starting to exhibit withdrawal symptoms now that the playoffs are over.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/12/2017:  08:36:22

Steve Martin picked on me this morning

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/12/2017:  16:14:54

Was picked out in a police lineup this morning

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2017:  17:32:42

Catches knuckleballers.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/13/2017:  01:42:20

has knuckle marks on his head

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2017:  02:41:48

Doesn't like being called a knucklehead 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/13/2017:  04:38:49

our group has room for 3 more guitars,and a bugle

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2017:  05:18:36

Thinks he looks darn good in this photo.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/13/2017:  07:09:32

have a jam session coming up Sat night over beside the corn crib

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/13/2017:  07:59:56

Drives past the Lincoln Park Inn every day and sighs

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/13/2017:  10:16:28

Drives past Wrigley Field every day and cries

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2017:  03:09:07

Hasn't cried since the Big Bopper died. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/14/2017:  08:10:22

Keeps writing letters to Geoff Stelling to take him back

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/14/2017:  13:10:44

Keeps writing letters to the Cubs but chimps and bears don't mix.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/14/2017:  13:39:28

Has been written into the Country Music Hall of Fame.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/14/2017:  15:09:31

Used to stand out in the hall when the guitars came out

Edited by - chuckv97 on 06/14/2017 15:09:56

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/15/2017:  01:53:27

stands on the ball field,,,,,,,,,,Alone

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2017:  03:38:59

Standing tall 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/15/2017:  07:31:10

Standing guard on guitars....grudgingly

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/15/2017:  10:24:43

Doesn't like Cracker Jacks

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2017:  03:22:41

Doesn't resemble his photo in the post office. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/16/2017:  05:03:15

Why did Bill put me out front in this photo?

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2017:  05:59:56

Is wearing pink Bermuda shorts

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/16/2017:  08:02:42

Is wearing lace panties for good luck

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2017:  10:23:08

Is wearing lace panties for the thrill of it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2017:  11:08:52

In his heyday panties were thrown at him

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/16/2017:  12:49:26

is short like Chuck

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2017:  14:34:52

Looking down at most of the world - just sayin'

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2017:  15:13:33

Has a big ego that Selmers detest

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/17/2017:  02:22:32

I'm really just the team mascot

OM45GE - Posted - 06/17/2017:  05:24:43

Starting a new career in extreme fighting. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/17/2017:  08:10:31

Starting a new career tmrrw at the Bay State Buskers Bash

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/17/2017:  14:18:50

thinking of early retirement

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/17/2017:  14:51:57

Hasn't bought his dream guitar yet

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2017:  04:10:16

Doesn't like the no pitch intentional walk rule. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/19/2017:  03:27:46

Doesn't like the new MC at the jam session

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2017:  10:21:25

Is the most popular jam session MC in the history of jam sessions.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/19/2017:  12:15:57

Hates people with checkered pasts playing him

OM45GE - Posted - 06/19/2017:  13:33:06

Planning to take up checkers when baseball season ends.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 06/19/2017:  18:45:34

Just got my neck fixed

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/19/2017:  19:00:08

Chief Wahoo in Cleveland is jealous,and wants his mug on a lacrosse stick

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/20/2017:  03:19:49

The coach keeps me on the team just to make the fans laugh

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2017:  04:31:57

Smiling because he's remembering his last prairie dog sandwich.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/20/2017:  05:40:27

Never liked playing on the prairies cuz his skin dried out

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/20/2017:  06:32:58

likes prairie dog chitlins.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/20/2017:  18:06:25

Thinking it's time to get another tattoo. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/21/2017:  03:46:31

somebody should throw a bomb in here and end all this jealousy.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/21/2017:  06:23:41

Says outlaw country is a thing of the past

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2017:  14:57:28

Smiling because he's being paid handsomely to throw the game.