chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2016:  11:29:30

Doesn't realize Dolly once said "I paid a lot of money to look this cheap."

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2016:  12:42:13

Has no problem with cheap. 

Forrest - Posted - 12/26/2016:  18:04:07

His one leg is really getting tired after being perched on the side of a train for these many years.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2016:  18:25:49

Doesn't do page turns because none of these kids will do them for him

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2016:  20:19:17

Turning over a new page in his travelogue. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/27/2016:  03:28:24

Doesn't have a page or a travelogue.Or a monologue. or a catalog.or even a log..

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2016:  05:13:30

Logging some serious relaxation time. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2016:  06:30:14

Hasn't been able to relax since they put heavy gauge strings on him

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2016:  06:38:34

Not particularly high strung. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/27/2016:  08:17:43

I sound better when played in a 75 piece BIG band.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2016:  10:33:48

Taking his time.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/28/2016:  02:39:06

They told me to get in time..What time is it,2:00,,3:00?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2016:  03:15:23

Doesn't like daylight saving time. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2016:  03:30:42

Martins scare the living daylights out of him

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2016:  04:57:03

Has a first class ticket but prefers the boxcar. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2016:  18:11:09

Always wished he'd travelled with Woody Guthrie

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2016:  19:11:08

Taught Woody Guthrie everything he knows. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/29/2016:  14:51:37

I was here when Martin showed up

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/29/2016:  18:43:18

Was there when Gibson left K-Zoo

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/30/2016:  03:30:37

Let's see now,,how was that,,Left foot up and arm straight out then hop..Yeah,got it.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/30/2016:  04:55:46

Caught a brief glimpse of Last Word. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/30/2016:  08:12:40

Not sure if he's responsible for Baby Taylor

OM45GE - Posted - 12/30/2016:  11:15:26

Leaving yet another crying woman behind.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/31/2016:  03:05:30

My songs pacify those women

OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2016:  05:39:51

Facing the dawn of another day 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/31/2016:  08:56:28

People keep throwing change into his soundhole ,feeling sorry for him

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/31/2016:  09:53:09

people throw cans and bottles,,not feeling sorry for him

OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2016:  10:48:26

Doesn't need your sympathy, but the money would still be appreciated. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/31/2016:  22:08:04

Feels sympathetic vibrations from the surf

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2017:  04:38:00

Planning to ice fish after the game. 

Forrest - Posted - 01/01/2017:  07:18:31

Feeling like an iced fish right about now

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2017:  08:03:29

No kids, Puff the Magic Dragon isn't about pot smoking. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2017:  08:38:09

Recalls the pot smoke in the Jass Age

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/01/2017:  13:52:01

I'm back in business Lightning,,,Look Out

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2017:  16:32:31

Minding his own business. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2017:  19:40:42

Has business cards people can obtain by reaching into his soundhole

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2017:  19:47:53

Doesn't like anyone reaching into his sound hole. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/02/2017:  04:45:18

But I have curves

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2017:  04:53:54

Has thrown a few curves. 

Forrest - Posted - 01/02/2017:  08:10:15

He'll give you a nickel if you pluck his strings

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/02/2017:  08:21:26

Hasn't received a plug nickel from the Daycare hierarchy

Forrest - Posted - 01/02/2017:  08:53:45

Working on his second set of dentures

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/02/2017:  09:29:12

Yes kids,it is bluegrass.Or rather almost blue

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2017:  11:17:43

Yes kids, this shirt is blue but it's not grass. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/02/2017:  11:24:40

Tried wearing a grass skirt once during the Hawaiian music craze in the '20's

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2017:  11:28:18

Is completely naked under his uniform.  

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/02/2017:  12:28:32

I'm going under the boardwalk in a few hours.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/02/2017:  13:40:14

Sleeps under boardwalks on hot nights

J e f f - Posted - 01/02/2017:  13:59:58

Sleeps in the penalty box