OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2017:  15:45:48

There going to be a lot of time outs.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/26/2017:  19:53:54

Here's the blowup of my avatar in case it's too small for yooz...

 

Edited by - chuckv97 on 09/26/2017 19:54:59

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2017:  02:37:09

Thank you Chuck. Now I can see!

This is the strangest warm up I've ever seen.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/27/2017:  04:19:44

You crazy musicians stop it this instant

 

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/27/2017:  08:16:32

The duck has left Gainesville

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2017:  09:51:54

Violin violence.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/27/2017:  12:03:43

Got in a brawl once with a cheap mandolin

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/28/2017:  03:19:10

BIFF,BAM,Crash,,,OH my poor strat-ee-very-us....

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2017:  05:25:00

Avoids music brawls if possible.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/28/2017:  09:50:42

Avoids guitar music, if possible

( Stradivarius?? I better change my avatar, it's too small - doze r geetars, for cryin' out loud)

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/29/2017:  04:10:47

Two of Chuck's cousins on his Pappy's
side of family,,twice removed.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2017:  19:27:11

Separated from Chuck by less than six degrees.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/29/2017:  19:37:13

Fugures his bridge is out by 6 degrees on the perpendicular

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2017:  19:52:23

Plays well under pressure

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/30/2017:  02:58:39

Has no desire to eat

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2017:  06:37:53

Feeding his hunger for fame.

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/30/2017:  08:26:44

Doesn't have a clue about F#m to the 7th power in diatonic scale

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/30/2017:  13:02:42

Scales fish with his extra whammy bar

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2017:  17:23:51

If you plat FMB one more time, I'll shoot.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/01/2017:  04:42:45

Thinking of trading the store for an ice-cream parlor

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/01/2017:  08:04:40

Started his career as a soda jerk

Edited by - chuckv97 on 10/01/2017 08:05:58

OM45GE - Posted - 10/02/2017:  03:11:13

When I said I could play faster than a speeding bullet, it was just a figure of speech.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/02/2017:  06:34:25

Is planning his own Christmas party so he'll be
sure to get invited.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/02/2017:  08:53:46

Has a gig at the soup kitchen on Christmas Day

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2017:  03:32:13

I've got an itchy trigger finger.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/03/2017:  05:17:32

Is going to replace the G string with a C string for better tone clearity

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/03/2017:  07:18:59

Hasn’t messed with a G string in 15 years

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2017:  17:31:44

I'm not playing another note until you put that darn pistol down.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/03/2017:  21:12:36

Keeps a pistol under his resonator to keep unruly guitars in line

OM45GE - Posted - 10/04/2017:  03:23:48

Do you feel lucky?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/04/2017:  03:48:18

Doesn't believe in luck..

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/04/2017:  05:38:18

Told Johnny Smith to quit playing all those fancy jazz notes

OM45GE - Posted - 10/04/2017:  14:36:56

I smell a rat.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/04/2017:  20:58:25

Sets mouse traps inside his resonator

OM45GE - Posted - 10/05/2017:  02:48:04

On your mark, get set....

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/05/2017:  04:07:11

OH Lordy!,,I's time to change strings on these "misfits"..

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/05/2017:  05:09:20

Connects his guitar to his pacemaker

OM45GE - Posted - 10/05/2017:  06:38:59

They said getting the cheese would be a snap.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/05/2017:  12:28:55

Kinda like guarding Fort Knox

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/05/2017:  14:40:24

Just call me “Nokie”,, I never liked “Nole Floyd”

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2017:  02:54:24

Why should I trust you?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/06/2017:  04:23:50

OH NO!!,,there's more where these came from.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/06/2017:  06:27:26

Covers up dents and scratches with bondo

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/06/2017:  10:08:53

OK you mice's watch this

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2017:  17:58:02

Ok you surfer rock dudes, watch this.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/06/2017:  17:59:40

OK all you second-rate Gibsons - watch very closely

OM45GE - Posted - 10/06/2017:  18:26:09

If this doesn’t work, tell my 784 offspring that i love them.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/07/2017:  04:21:10

Doesn't qualify for the Mualenburg County thumbpickers
annual pick-off.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2017:  08:13:03

Showing complete mastery of pentatonic scales.