chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2015:  07:23:10

Still upset that Daisy won't answer his emails

OM45GE - Posted - 07/11/2015:  09:35:09

Used to be a male model until botched plastic surgery. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/12/2015:  04:20:48

Slept at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

 

Edited by - TheLastWord on 07/12/2015 04:21:01

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/12/2015:  06:11:36

Doesn't sleep,,,just "duck" naps.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/12/2015:  08:29:36

I used to wear a Hoss Cartwright hat, but Dan Blocker came by and said he didn't want the hat to be associated with any dang banjos

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/12/2015:  15:42:17

this is a pix of when I played along side Babe Ruth

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/12/2015:  18:10:10

This one doesn't run anymore,,,,(tough break Amos)

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/13/2015:  17:25:57

I taught Earl this song-- (thanks Scotty)

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/13/2015:  21:13:15

I better drain the 50 year old gas out of this tank

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/14/2015:  04:34:45

I feel an urge to drain my tank also.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/14/2015:  16:16:18

this hat once belonged to Bill Monroe

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/14/2015:  22:05:57

This bike was driven by Evel Knievel

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2015:  03:04:56

This bat is just a bat. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/15/2015:  04:47:32

Do my ears make my knees look big?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2015:  10:28:57

My ears are keeping my hat out of my eyes. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/15/2015:  10:41:43

HaHa,,,,just wait til Eddie Munster gets a load of my act

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/15/2015:  11:46:55

Alright you guys.I've had enough of this crap.
Either pitch the ball, or shut up your mouth!!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/15/2015:  16:42:49

Just remembered he doesn't know how to play the banjo. 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/15/2015:  18:21:12

Don't wake me , I'm dreaming

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/15/2015:  19:28:50

I've seen better days

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/15/2015:  19:34:10

just broke a string

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/15/2015:  20:52:04

Just broke my heart

OM45GE - Posted - 07/16/2015:  06:15:14

Going to bat for non-human primates. 

drew-gurbach - Posted - 07/16/2015:  08:15:54

Thought they said "play" second base...really said "BE" second base!

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/16/2015:  08:35:08

I used to be a baseball umpire till I started calling too
many strike outs on the home team.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 07/16/2015:  08:44:02

Found out baseball bats sliced right down the middle make great banjo necks.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/16/2015:  09:25:25

Batted .078 last year for the Photo Booth Prison Team

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/16/2015:  10:05:37

Haven't batted for 2 years.The coach said he's keeping me in reserve.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/16/2015:  17:56:55

There is something wrong with these strings
it won't stay tuned

OM45GE - Posted - 07/16/2015:  18:53:24

I'm thinking its time to wash the car

richard baskowski - Posted - 07/16/2015:  18:58:01

time to groom the......dog

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/16/2015:  21:36:58

I used to wear a hat like Scotty ,but he complained

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/17/2015:  01:49:27

Do you think I need to choke the bat a little more?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2015:  05:09:02

Likes the sound he gets when he chokes up the neck a ways. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/17/2015:  05:33:32

Speaking of choke,,,I think I have a hairball stuck in my throat.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2015:  06:32:38

Hoping the audience doesn't request Dueling Banjos. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/17/2015:  08:04:01

Part of my new act is Dueling Werewolves

OM45GE - Posted - 07/17/2015:  12:21:22

Hoping this bat will keep werewolves at bay. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/17/2015:  12:47:55

I'm not afraid of no baseball bat.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/17/2015:  16:00:33

Playing banjo keeps the bats out of my belfry

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/18/2015:  03:23:40

Look Pa, it's a giant toothpick.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/18/2015:  04:20:04

It'th alright thun,you don't haff any teef

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/18/2015:  07:12:57

Oops, I think I put the whisky on the tuning gear, and drank the WD40.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/18/2015:  11:59:04

This is the same bat I used to knock Mrs.McGee's cat into oblivion. (Or somewhere out there)

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2015:  16:51:48

Mrs. McGee's cat is a huge fan. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/18/2015:  17:26:06

I don't think she'll find her cat after last night HEE,HEE,HEE

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/18/2015:  17:40:29

That old broad McGee says my banjo sounds like howling cats in her back alley

OM45GE - Posted - 07/18/2015:  18:43:11

Behold, the first known sighting of a werechimp. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/19/2015:  01:54:37

I wish I was a wear something,,,,,,,,