OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2016:  17:58:00

Thought his dog was a watch dog because he was loaded with ticks. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/01/2016:  04:25:47

That was funny,,,that's why I'm laughing

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/01/2016:  08:34:28

D'Addario won't be laughing when they find out I switched to GHS

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2016:  09:14:32

CCM won't be laughing when they found out I switched to Sherwood.

J e f f - Posted - 02/01/2016:  17:37:59

Owns a thriving fire hydrant factory in Dogtown, Alabama.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2016:  17:44:25

Takes selfies of himself peeing on hydrants. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/01/2016:  18:15:24

Never bothers with hydrants - only tombstones

OM45GE - Posted - 02/02/2016:  03:11:06

Thinks dogs are crude for peeing on hydrants. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/02/2016:  08:39:12

is very jealous because chimps are smarter then wolves

OM45GE - Posted - 02/02/2016:  14:34:42

Isn't jealous of either dogs or chimps.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/02/2016:  16:12:32

Can't seem to grow up despite his ravenous appetite

OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2016:  03:22:03

Evolution, bah humbug!

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/03/2016:  03:51:22

Nothing much left to say about this one,,,,just draw your own conclusion..

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/03/2016:  06:59:42

I better put a chin string on my hat so the groupies will think I drive a convertible

OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2016:  10:39:42

Had his convertible impounded after his arrest for driving while a non-human primate.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/03/2016:  20:50:36

Arrested for howling at 3am beside Sgt. O'Riley's house.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/04/2016:  03:47:48

I'm either a sponky monkey or a raped ape,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2016:  03:49:28

Secretly enjoyed the howling. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2016:  06:27:48

Secretly has a boy crush on Eddie Munster

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2016:  07:23:26

Still in mourning over Cheetah's death four years ago. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/04/2016:  07:47:58

I think they're gonna call the men in white coats for me........HELP

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2016:  08:26:02

One more time with feeling. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/04/2016:  09:04:08

I can howl in Bb but it strains me

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2016:  09:33:21

This'll be the last time I play in this skidrow bar

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2016:  10:52:14

This'll be the last time I play in this two-bit town.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/04/2016:  11:17:27

This'll not be the last time I play pranks on the 3 little pigs

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2016:  17:48:43

This'll not be the last time I tune this banjo. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2016:  22:19:08

Watched his cousins The Coyotes get beat by the Blackhawks last night

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2016:  02:59:13

Keeping one eye on the pro scouts in the stands. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/05/2016:  04:01:24

Hoping to get two chickens at Farmer Lacotchski's tonight

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/05/2016:  05:35:30

Wants to play the Chicken Reel but always blames the fiddler for morphing into Cluck Old Hen

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2016:  06:27:18

Has never been called a chicken on the ice.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/05/2016:  11:14:15

Has a date with Red Riding Hood tonight

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/05/2016:  11:46:18

Never went out with a scarlet woman

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2016:  12:00:27

His date with a scarlet woman ended badly. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/05/2016:  12:44:37

Because he is color blind

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/05/2016:  12:52:22

I like the color of my manager's money - all $10 of it

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2016:  05:18:12

My manager told me I was volunteering my services, then he drove off in his Ferrari. 

Edited by - OM45GE on 02/06/2016 05:18:26

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/06/2016:  08:33:34

looking for a female manager

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/06/2016:  08:37:02

Trying to impress females

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2016:  08:41:46

Wishes he was going with Bill to the Bruins Buffalo game tonight. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/06/2016:  09:46:24

Thinks bruins and buffalo are real bears and bison

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2016:  10:08:24

Not about to set the dog straight. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/06/2016:  10:43:34

has his high school hockey stick in his closet

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/06/2016:  14:04:56

Holds broken dreams of banjo stardom

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2016:  10:52:10

Thought the Bruins penalty shot win in overtime was exciting. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/07/2016:  11:15:50

doesn't really care for hockey

J e f f - Posted - 02/07/2016:  12:05:04

Has two dogs named Ben & Joe. 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2016:  12:32:53

Ate a cheeseburger but it didn't agree with him.