Omeboy - Posted - 04/11/2019:  15:03:08

Hangs around MCL Cafeteria a lot. Not for the food-----for those hot, blue-haired babes.

Edited by - Omeboy on 04/11/2019 15:04:19

OM45GE - Posted - 04/11/2019:  16:18:18

Often dresses up and mingles as one of those hot, blue-haired babes

Omeboy - Posted - 04/11/2019:  17:16:06

He's been a little depressed ever since Elmer and the rest of the Fudd family dis-owned him.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/12/2019:  02:06:04

Prefers traveling in a suitcase.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/12/2019:  03:13:56

Can’t fly and carry a suitcase

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/12/2019:  10:28:53

Worrying about his big tab at the cobbler’s

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/12/2019:  16:14:20

Has a bag full of old shoes and Pinocchio action figures under his bed.

Omeboy - Posted - 04/12/2019:  16:58:04

Recently seen standing by the roadside holding a cardboard sign that read: "WIll 'wooo-whooo' for foood."

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/12/2019:  17:38:03

On July 4th, somebody stuck a fuse in him and lit it, mistaking him for a Roman candle

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/12/2019:  18:31:24

Has a signed Farrah Faucet poster in his man cave.

Omeboy - Posted - 04/12/2019:  19:23:34

Knows a great restaurant where kids and old people throw pieces of bread at you until you're stuffed.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/12/2019:  19:27:12

Had such a wicked curveball in Little League that they dowsed him with different flavored Gatorade every time he won.

Omeboy - Posted - 04/12/2019:  19:34:06

In a fit of rage, he stabbed his manager with a banana.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/13/2019:  03:12:01

Hasn’t experienced rage

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/13/2019:  07:37:33

Simmering with old grudges against the establishment

OM45GE - Posted - 04/13/2019:  08:41:09

Looking to avenge the shutout

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/13/2019:  17:27:42

Looking for his lucky basketball shorts.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/13/2019:  18:02:35

Always ducks for screaming line drive foul balls

Omeboy - Posted - 04/13/2019:  18:39:22

Getting paid in "hard cold cash" means just one thing to him--------frozen bananas.

Edited by - Omeboy on 04/13/2019 18:41:00

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/14/2019:  09:16:52

Likes to knock on front doors and claim he's Bigfoot.

HPNomad - Posted - 04/14/2019:  09:26:12

It's duck season!

Omeboy - Posted - 04/14/2019:  10:04:53

Was dishonorably discharged from the Navy after he installed a screen-door on a submarine.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/14/2019:  14:03:53

Used to be the camouflage expert in the Congolese army

Omeboy - Posted - 04/14/2019:  17:19:50

His new girlfriend has beautiful long black hair. And he doesn't mind at all that it covers both of her arms.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/14/2019:  18:20:13

His new girlfriend is colorblind

Omeboy - Posted - 04/14/2019:  19:09:03

His new girlfriend is inflatable.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/15/2019:  02:46:44

Once dated a snail named Lisa.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/15/2019:  02:52:27

Never pays at Drive-In movie theaters; just flies in and perches on the concession stand roof

OM45GE - Posted - 04/15/2019:  03:06:09

Gets into drive-in theaters on a celebrity pass

Omeboy - Posted - 04/15/2019:  10:32:09

He was once completely paralyzed for a week after his wife accidentally over-starched his tunic.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/15/2019:  10:59:48

Met his long-suffering wife at a Benjamin Moore company BBQ

Omeboy - Posted - 04/15/2019:  14:05:48

He has a cute trick to impress a girl at a bar: he lights her cigarette with his feet.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/16/2019:  03:48:32

Likes to chase parked cars.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/16/2019:  04:19:16

Likes to poop on parked cars

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/16/2019:  04:27:52

took a strong laxative-------just passin through

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/16/2019:  06:04:20

Has gone through 8 G-strings today

OM45GE - Posted - 04/16/2019:  08:13:52

Can't lace his own skates

Omeboy - Posted - 04/16/2019:  08:29:47

Sometimes does a little "live streaming" under his tunic.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/16/2019:  21:38:39

Drives at night without his lights on

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/17/2019:  03:19:52

once froze his tongue to the goal post

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2019:  10:00:36

Getting smug about his prodigious tuning abilities

Omeboy - Posted - 04/17/2019:  10:04:34

The tunic is a good look for him. He used to wear a coat made entirely out of week-old road-kill.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/17/2019:  11:52:28

Has an obsession with pyramid diffraction

Omeboy - Posted - 04/17/2019:  12:04:19

Wants to meet a nice girl with beautiful eyes and a great smile who can crack coconuts between her shoulder blades.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2019:  03:30:47

Despite evidence to the contrary, doesn’t think anything is wrong

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/18/2019:  03:46:53

Often stops people on street corners to tell them what’s wrong with capitalism

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/18/2019:  03:59:14

Been skating in circles for over 17 hours.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2019:  09:13:49

Flew in circles until his left wing flight feathers grew back

Omeboy - Posted - 04/18/2019:  09:27:55

Was once arrested for hiding under the coleslaw in a Golden Corral salad bar.