OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2022:  05:04:41

Every day is free time

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/09/2022:  21:00:05

Every day some rogue frog needs to learn a lesson

OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2022:  09:52:44

Going over his lesson plan

OM45GE - Posted - 03/30/2022:  13:00:27

There’s a hole in my bucket

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/01/2022:  21:04:48

Plugs rivals full of holes

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2022:  04:02:40

Reading up on the swamp’s bylaws.

Omeboy - Posted - 04/05/2022:  09:56:10

This time of year, he tries to make an extra buck by doing tax returns for other swamp critters. His company is called "Preparation T" . His slogan is: "Taxes are a pain in the butt. So for cooling, soothing relief from painful taxes, use Preparation T.  Shrinks taxes without surgery !!!"

Edited by - Omeboy on 04/05/2022 09:56:46

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2022:  18:23:28

Damn right I’ve got the blues

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/05/2022:  23:21:15

Went to visit Okefenokee Swamp but got run off by Churchy and Howland Owl.

Edited by - chuckv97 on 04/05/2022 23:25:30

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2022:  04:02:37

Was looking forward to a visit from the gunslinger frog

Omeboy - Posted - 04/06/2022:  07:33:33

Once shot a possum in Reno just to watch him "play dead" for real.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2022:  12:02:44

Wrote a cookbook of possum recipes

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2022:  12:51:30

In denial about being a cousin of Kermit

Omeboy - Posted - 04/06/2022:  14:32:22

Studying for his MBA....... (Marsupial Business Administration)

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2022:  17:57:03

He’s made your brown eyes blue

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/12/2022:  10:09:13

Sporting his latest find from the Amphibian Gun Show

OM45GE - Posted - 04/12/2022:  17:43:38

Doesn’t have a care in the world. On the other hand, he doesn't know any world other than the swamp

Edited by - OM45GE on 04/12/2022 17:44:11

Omeboy - Posted - 04/13/2022:  18:36:18

His latest business venture is raising money for the AA. No---not that "AA". We're talk'en Amphibian Airlines!!! A new airline owned and operated entirely by frogs. Their specialty will be "short hops." So far, he raised $1.37.

Edited by - Omeboy on 04/13/2022 18:37:08

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/13/2022:  20:14:26

Once went to a Dodgers game and got kicked out for not wearing the right Dodger Blue.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/14/2022:  03:07:49

Checking the winning lottery numbers

Omeboy - Posted - 04/14/2022:  09:04:05

Practices saying:

"Thanks for flying Amphibian Airlines. We hope you enjoyed your flight."  (He also practices pushing a drink cart up a narrow isle.)

Edited by - Omeboy on 04/14/2022 09:12:42

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/14/2022:  10:36:30

Vying for a spot in the Fluorescent Hall of Fame

OM45GE - Posted - 04/14/2022:  17:39:57

Vying for a spot in the Marsupial Hall of Fame

Omeboy - Posted - 04/16/2022:  15:58:11

According to those who attended his two-day workshop on fund raising, his favorite technique to secure funds is to produce a large caliber pistol and stick in the prospective donor's face.  He also offers clever, persuasive phrases to motivate the donor like:  "I'll blow your damn head off."

Edited by - Omeboy on 04/16/2022 16:07:02

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/16/2022:  16:25:40

Traded his banj-o for a harp-o

OM45GE - Posted - 04/16/2022:  18:31:59

Keeping silent

Omeboy - Posted - 04/17/2022:  11:57:01

Let's "Smith and Wesson" do all his talk'en for him.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2022:  18:15:44

Huge fan of Oprah

Omeboy - Posted - 04/17/2022:  21:15:15

Once snubbed Godzilla and Oprah when they all three shared an elevator. (Neither of the stars ever acknowledged any of his fan mail.)

Edited by - Omeboy on 04/17/2022 21:15:45

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/17/2022:  22:43:09

Thinks brother Zeppo founded Zippo lighters

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2022:  04:10:26

Thinks he invented the pogo stick

Omeboy - Posted - 04/20/2022:  11:17:30

He's now in talks with a development firm to build a nursing home for elderly frogs.

He's gonna call it "Croak City."

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/20/2022:  13:32:15

Thinks Das Kapital by Karl Marx is about Washington

Omeboy - Posted - 04/20/2022:  15:56:52

Got a "cease and desist" letter from a major company after he named his band: "The 3M Corporation." He claimed it stood for "Marsupials Making Music."

OM45GE - Posted - 04/20/2022:  17:38:50

His mother tried to warn him

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/20/2022:  20:02:29

As a pollywog he watched too many hunters at the marsh

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2022:  02:54:18

Lives in an area of the swamp not frequented by hunters

Edited by - OM45GE on 04/21/2022 02:54:40

Omeboy - Posted - 04/21/2022:  09:14:51

And to think, if his original owner hadn't flushed him down the toilet, he wouldn't be the successful amphibian that he is today !

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/21/2022:  11:28:50

Once auditioned to play Larry on the Three Stooges

rob_jenny - Posted - 04/21/2022:  14:34:37

Thought Toe Jam was a musical experience :)

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2022:  03:13:39

Sing on sweet lips that cannot tell a lie

Omeboy - Posted - 04/22/2022:  18:54:39

He once applied as a body guard for Rocky and Bullwinkle.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/22/2022:  20:35:58

Became a madhatter after too many years inhaling mercury fumes

Omeboy - Posted - 04/22/2022:  21:47:54

Plans to publish a new music instruction book entitled: "Hot Banjo Licks For Prehensile Tails."

OM45GE - Posted - 04/23/2022:  13:59:40

Is not always this happy

Omeboy - Posted - 04/23/2022:  15:45:28

Claims he once b****-slapped Godzilla at a big award ceremony after the extra large lizard made a joke about his wife's webbed toes.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/23/2022:  16:48:10

Laughing on the outside, crying on the inside

Omeboy - Posted - 04/23/2022:  16:58:55

Given all the schemes, tall stories and pure B.S. he's churned out over the last several years, he's given a whole new meaning to the term "BULL frog."

s_ou_b - Posted - 04/23/2022:  17:03:24

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