banjoscotty - Posted - 03/20/2014:  05:18:47

My master came home drunk last night,picked me up
and tried to play "Old Joe Clark" on me.

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 03/20/2014:  06:45:37

I'm out begging for pennies so that I can get some money to have BNJOMAKR build a mini banjo for me.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/20/2014:  11:49:24

I build these mini-jo's for people who
like to sing short songs. Works just fine.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/20/2014:  11:59:54

Too tall for a mini jo.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/20/2014:  16:51:08

Like a rock

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2014:  03:13:11

Yes,we have a main street, It's about 73 miles due east.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2014:  03:25:39

Walking on Main Street

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/21/2014:  05:25:31

Who Me,,take a walk? You have got to be kidding.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2014:  06:56:08

Yeah, a walk with Scotty, no kidding.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/21/2014:  18:45:11

where is my leash , I got to go

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/22/2014:  03:01:15

Where corn don't grow

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2014:  05:16:15

Keeping a close eye on the Last Word. 

BigMonFan - Posted - 03/22/2014:  08:31:10

I have a date tonight. I'm so excited.

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 03/22/2014:  17:36:20

I have a date to play on the Opry tomorrow night...

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2014:  17:57:55

Should be proud that he can create something as wonderful as a musical  instrument. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/23/2014:  08:25:59

Just who is my master anyway?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/23/2014:  16:49:03

they tried everything to get him to confess

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2014:  17:23:57

I'm not bluffing. 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/23/2014:  18:43:24

I don't get around much

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/24/2014:  03:42:57

Rocks rocks and more rocks

OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2014:  04:37:09

Tourists, tourists and more tourists.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 03/24/2014:  10:20:59

I know you dont have the heart to tell me to get out of here! 

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/24/2014:  16:22:23

how much do you think this banjo will bring at the auction.
Can you see it good enough?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2014:  02:25:57

Call me Crazy, but I can't seem to find my Horse

Edited by - OM45GE on 03/25/2014 02:26:09

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/25/2014:  05:31:36

You've heard of the dog soldiers,,
Well, I'm a soldiers dog,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2014:  07:07:53

Nobody's dog.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/25/2014:  11:08:15

I need a bath,,I beginning to stink.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/25/2014:  16:09:23

I came over to check out a situation

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/25/2014:  16:34:19

Sure is hot up here

roxygrl - Posted - 03/25/2014:  17:58:24

hey buddy! can you spare ~ a map?

eljimb0 - Posted - 03/25/2014:  19:29:06

This is how I get rid of the hiccups

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/25/2014:  19:39:41

waiting for the ice-cream truck

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 03/26/2014:  02:41:26

The biggest arm pit in the world...

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2014:  02:55:01

Not everyone who wears a black hat is a bad guy.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/26/2014:  03:07:02

My master put sign on front door "Beware of Dog".
I can't figure it out,,the cat is worse that me!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2014:  03:16:09

Just worked a magic spell to turn Roxy right side up.

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 03/26/2014:  08:25:26

If you try to put the banjo back in here I'll bite you!

BanjoRW - Posted - 03/26/2014:  11:50:41

Honey, did you dry my banjo on high heat?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2014:  13:07:29

Ni, I will not fetch the stick.

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 03/26/2014:  17:40:27

I heard that Earl skinned a cat for his first banjo head... He will always be my hero!

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/26/2014:  19:11:41

I'm trying of to figure out just how to play this thing

OM45GE - Posted - 03/27/2014:  02:41:03

Are you guys ever going to finish this thing?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/27/2014:  04:01:51

Detective Scaggs is working on an angle
to close this case.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/27/2014:  04:31:19

Thinking of his next move.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/27/2014:  08:04:33

Whenever my master needs the case to go pickin,,I have to go back on
rug in the corner.

Scaggs7 - Posted - 03/27/2014:  19:19:18

I bet you guys don't recognize me with this outfit on

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/28/2014:  02:04:47

I'm just bracing the elements

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2014:  02:32:19

Taking the BHO gang to breakfast.

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 03/28/2014:  02:32:40

I've stood out here all winter...