J e f f - Posted - 08/02/2016:  14:03:41

For the love of Pete! For the sake of Humanity! Put some clothes on!

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/02/2016:  14:09:19

Never got his Gainsburger birthday cake

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/02/2016:  14:33:47

My Mama's watching,,please throw the ball so I can hit it,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2016:  02:52:45

Thinking about changing hobbies. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/03/2016:  03:33:39

Farmer Brown has 2 less chickens this morning.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2016:  05:32:13

Enjoyed the fried chicken.

J e f f - Posted - 08/03/2016:  08:41:30

Turns into Farmer Brown when the sun rises.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/03/2016:  09:16:11

Hasn't risen at dawn ever since the coyotes have been keeping him awake

OM45GE - Posted - 08/04/2016:  03:31:45

Likes to mock the coyotes.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/04/2016:  17:00:28

Loves a rainy night

J e f f - Posted - 08/04/2016:  18:07:43

Loves to eat Jack Link's Teriyaki beef jerky with Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey ice cream.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/04/2016:  18:09:43

Figures the cream will rise to the top at the local dog show

OM45GE - Posted - 08/05/2016:  13:35:06

Hoping to bat for the cycle. 

BanjoClive - Posted - 08/05/2016:  16:57:11

To much bark not enough bite

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/05/2016:  17:38:59

Too much peg,,not enough head

BanjoClive - Posted - 08/05/2016:  21:43:40

Too many strikes, not enough rbi's

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/06/2016:  04:07:45

entirely too much BS

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2016:  04:27:10

Too sharp on the g-string. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/06/2016:  05:22:11

Too young for Lon Chaney's horror show

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2016:  06:41:04

Too much choke on the bat. 

J e f f - Posted - 08/06/2016:  06:55:57

Too much prune juice.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/06/2016:  08:23:57

Too much peeing on Jeff's carpet

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2016:  11:38:21

Not too likely to clean Jeff's carpet. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/06/2016:  13:32:50

But I pee to mark my territory

BanjoClive - Posted - 08/06/2016:  15:11:04

I pee on the stage so my band gets weirded out and plays worse than i do

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/06/2016:  19:02:57

All head and no body

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2016:  03:53:36

All bat and no swing

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2016:  09:00:14

Chases bats in the belfry

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/07/2016:  13:27:50

I'm guarding the Gator Aid

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2016:  14:28:58

Couldn't find the grease nipple

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2016:  18:28:06

Likes taking his nourishment through a nipple.  

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/08/2016:  02:16:41

likes any kind of nipple..know what I mean?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2016:  02:35:24

Likes that old time music 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/08/2016:  05:35:37

Likes "Dances With Wolves"..

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/08/2016:  09:35:13

Likes dancing with Barfly Betty afterhours

OM45GE - Posted - 08/08/2016:  11:57:53

Doesn't much care for dancing but will jump around screaming and flailing his arms for hours.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/09/2016:  01:19:00

can do the 4 step

OM45GE - Posted - 08/09/2016:  02:44:41

Prefers playing the music while others do the dancing. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/09/2016:  07:04:46

Runs all night and sleeps all day

OM45GE - Posted - 08/09/2016:  07:42:22

Can sleep while playing banjo.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/09/2016:  07:53:25

Told Wolf Blitzer to go back to Buffalo

OM45GE - Posted - 08/09/2016:  08:44:34

Wishes he'd visited the falls more often.

J e f f - Posted - 08/09/2016:  14:32:26

Most people go down the falls. He went up the falls. Then went to see the flower garden.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/09/2016:  15:28:50

Gets befuddled in the fall and starts chasing falling leaves

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2016:  02:54:43

Looking forward to the fall and the World Series. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/10/2016:  03:53:22

trying to watch the olympics.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2016:  07:53:59

Decided not to participate in the Olympics because he didn't want to discourage the other athletes. 

J e f f - Posted - 08/10/2016:  13:23:21

Thinks that there should have been more Na Na Nas in Hey Jude.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/10/2016:  13:30:21

Looking sad cuz he keeps playing "Old Blue" on Jeff's ancient Victrola while watching Old Yeller over and over

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/10/2016 13:31:22