OM45GE - Posted - 08/22/2018:  11:14:12

I was multitasking at the 3-D printer and look what happened

Omeboy - Posted - 08/22/2018:  11:19:08

Some people toast their successes. Some are toasted for their contributions. In about thirty seconds, this guy will BE toast.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/23/2018:  03:11:13

“Just take a couple of hits”, he said. “It will get you a little toasty”, he said. “Trust me”, he said...

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/23/2018:  04:27:55

how long has it been since I've slept

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/23/2018:  07:20:23

Was on the road with E. Tubb for 3,897 days straight

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/23/2018 07:21:56

Omeboy - Posted - 08/23/2018:  07:25:55

His "rapid weight loss" diet didn't quite catch on. In fact, he's the only guy who tried it.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/23/2018:  08:02:17

Too many years of finger painting and the paint pigment
ingested to my blood.

Omeboy - Posted - 08/23/2018:  08:11:15

He swore off alcohol for good. Now if we can just get him to swear off of oxygen for good.

Edited by - Omeboy on 08/23/2018 08:11:50

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/23/2018:  08:18:07

Had a job with Barnum & Bailey til he was found high on blotter acid

Omeboy - Posted - 08/23/2018:  08:37:44

He finally decided to join that long list of things that are now extinct.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/23/2018:  10:09:40

Too cool for school

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/23/2018:  10:23:55

Thinking of opening a school for unwed mothers

OM45GE - Posted - 08/23/2018:  16:23:58

Has given many an unwed mother her start

Omeboy - Posted - 08/23/2018:  16:38:23

When he heard the local library was throwing out all their old wrestling magazines, he was out the door and down the road!

OM45GE - Posted - 08/23/2018:  16:41:45

Monochromatic master

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/23/2018:  19:24:58

Has a Masters degree from Evel Kollege

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/24/2018:  02:57:36

Woke up one morning and his bed was gone.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/24/2018:  03:13:43

Wakes up in a new world every morning

OM45GE - Posted - 08/24/2018:  03:52:38

Hasn’t slept in weeks

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/24/2018:  04:56:48

Runs auto pilot while sleeping

OM45GE - Posted - 08/24/2018:  06:20:39

Can play every song on the band's set list in his sleep.

Omeboy - Posted - 08/24/2018:  06:45:38

He sincerely believed in Mom, the flag, and apple pie. Unfortunately he also believed he was a super hero named: "Crunchy, The Human Wrecking Ball."

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/24/2018:  07:50:35

Trying to find disguise for hideous facial features..
(PS),It's not working...

Omeboy - Posted - 08/24/2018:  07:59:44

He loves to pick: sometimes his guitar, but mostly his nose.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/24/2018:  09:41:00

Once wore a sombrero for a gig in Laredo

OM45GE - Posted - 08/24/2018:  12:03:55

This experience has helped me focus on some issues I hadn’t dealt with before

Omeboy - Posted - 08/24/2018:  12:42:14

Some folks expand their mind with meditation. Some expand their mind with drugs. This guy expanded his mind with a telephone pole.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/24/2018:  13:19:08

Used to pole dance for barflies

Omeboy - Posted - 08/24/2018:  13:25:01

His funeral was very well attended. At least two million house-flies showed up.

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/24/2018:  16:49:35

Has a Sponge Bob night light.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/24/2018:  17:21:43

The Quack is back

Omeboy - Posted - 08/24/2018:  17:24:17

Had waaay too much bean dip late last nite. Later, he dreamed he was mud-wrassle'n. And when he woke up-----he was!!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/25/2018:  02:34:29

his fried brain won't allow him to dream

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/25/2018:  06:53:43

Dreams of a loving home with a white picket fence with a nice buck-toothed gal

OM45GE - Posted - 08/25/2018:  07:27:12

As if it couldn’t get any worse, now my nose itches

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/25/2018:  09:44:40

Trying to reinvent the cup protector.

Omeboy - Posted - 08/25/2018:  09:46:55

He's very depressed ever since a fortune teller told him he would come back as a pair of Yosemite Sam's long-johns.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/25/2018:  13:52:27

Very depressed since he found out he's not so funny

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/25/2018:  15:53:46

Got over his depression by playing his country music LP’s backwards

OM45GE - Posted - 08/25/2018:  16:40:50

Won’t have to worry about depression as soon as the train comes.

Omeboy - Posted - 08/25/2018:  16:47:24

Most everyone remembers the good breaks they got in life. He just has to look at his x-rays.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/25/2018:  22:19:17

Celebrates St. Paddy’s day year round

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/26/2018:  02:33:20

Chuck sure messed up this time..HA,HA,HA,,,
This is an out of service spur line..

Omeboy - Posted - 08/26/2018:  07:32:35

He wants to be funny. Wants to be witty. But the best he'll ever be is "out of service."

Edited by - Omeboy on 08/26/2018 07:37:25

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/26/2018:  08:19:10

picked the wrong fellers to display his antics on,,,,

Omeboy - Posted - 08/26/2018:  08:22:43

He knows a few guitar chords, but mostly he's known for his great whining.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/26/2018:  08:38:59

Too much wine will do this to you

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/26/2018:  08:40:21

Was once the skipper of the USS Minnow.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/26/2018:  11:49:50

Read my lips