TheLastWord - Posted - 04/16/2018:  19:35:56

First ever fart powered bike.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/17/2018:  02:59:30

Yes officer,,I saw two of them

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2018:  05:47:51

Honest officer, I haven't left this spot in months.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/17/2018:  06:01:06

Yes occifer, my signal lights do work

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2018:  11:52:28

Yes officer, we do know this is dangerous - that's the point exactly.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/18/2018:  02:28:27

I'm REALLY getting tired of this,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/18/2018:  06:26:41

Tired of constantly hiring and firing band members

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2018:  12:59:26

Tired of waiting for the train

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/18/2018:  16:19:36

Thank god I'm wearing my depends this ride.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2018:  07:59:02

No need for Depends when you're swimming in the swamp.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/20/2018:  14:44:03

I's standin' over there by the tomaters, and here he come, riding through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables, nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/20/2018:  15:41:43

used to be an incense-burning hippy duck

OM45GE - Posted - 04/20/2018:  19:51:49

This could catch on with the younger folks.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/21/2018:  13:25:23

Believes Bigfoot lives on the 34th floor.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/21/2018:  17:45:43

was floored when Daisy sent him a Dear John letter

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/22/2018:  04:32:32

Is that Dudley Do-Right heading our way?!?!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/24/2018:  03:35:10

Says Dudley Do-Right was a second rate cartoon

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/24/2018:  03:58:48

Used Acme Corp. motorcycle purchased from Wile E. Coyote.

Edited by - TheLastWord on 04/24/2018 03:59:23

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/24/2018:  04:06:35

Still flys solo from G-Ville to Williston

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/24/2018:  10:13:44

went to ND to chase the wild mules

OM45GE - Posted - 04/24/2018:  12:40:44

OSHA is investigating this stunt

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/24/2018:  14:55:52

Attempting to to jump five beer cans while chewing gum and blind folded.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/24/2018:  19:45:43

quit chewing gum when Daisy knocked out his teeth with a mean uppercut for gettin' fresh

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/25/2018:  01:55:30

We confess,,we are non-union..

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2018:  05:43:24

Experiencing butt-railing union.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/25/2018:  08:45:57

his union with this motorcycle is beyond comprehension

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/25/2018:  14:54:55

Still waiting for Dudley Do-Right.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2018:  03:31:37

Leaves the dramatic last minute rescues to Dudley-Do-Right

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/26/2018:  18:40:22

Suddenly, the motorcycle hit a pothole and Bill knew he would never speak in a low voice again.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/26/2018:  20:12:21

told Daisy he smoked pot in high school but never inhaled

OM45GE - Posted - 04/27/2018:  13:07:31

These folks have been smoking a lot of pot and inhaling deeply.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/27/2018:  16:54:03

Loves of smell of salt and burnt speedos in the morning.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/27/2018:  19:31:36

Had a life changing experience but can't remember what it was.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/28/2018:  04:29:13

Left his keys and wallet at Xena's house.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2018:  07:14:26

Knows this because he’s at Xena’s house

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/28/2018:  17:02:40

lives in a house for retired senile bikers

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2018:  17:37:41

When the bass player says "Jump", we ask how high on the way up.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/28/2018:  18:01:23

Has a full body wax at least once per week.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2018:  18:11:02

Gets plucked at least once per week.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/29/2018:  04:09:37

Let's see if I remember this right...turn left at the red barn, then over the bridge, and left again at the last stop sign, then into the lake.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/29/2018:  09:26:39

Daisy constantly said "Were you born in a barn?"

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2018:  03:31:45

Just who is this Casey Jones guy you keep talking about?

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/30/2018:  15:12:53

Last of the great motorcycle body surfers.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/30/2018:  15:39:29

Doesn't know what reality is

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2018:  16:47:56

Has rejected your reality and substituted his own.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/01/2018:  04:06:54

Doesn't know we are filming this

OM45GE - Posted - 05/01/2018:  07:07:16

Just learned what a newel post was

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/01/2018:  07:52:06

dumb as a fencepost

OM45GE - Posted - 05/01/2018:  08:03:32

Bass player thinks this whole thing is pretty dumb