chuckv97 - Posted - 11/27/2018:  18:06:39

Went off his meds last week

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2018:  18:20:10

No medicine exists for what ails him

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/28/2018:  04:24:18

took 4 boxes of immodium before he started this bike trip



 

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OM45GE - Posted - 11/28/2018:  05:55:23

Latest addition to Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/28/2018:  06:34:06

Heading for Butte, MT and the Knievel Museum of Dastardly Stunts.

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/28/2018:  11:01:27

Working on plans for a glass outhouse.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/29/2018:  03:52:50

Doesn't eat duck food

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/29/2018:  04:05:39

Debating if he should quit the band and become an elephant trainer.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/29/2018:  06:17:45

Turned down a job offer as an elephant pooper scooper

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/29/2018:  07:27:05

asked Froot of the Loom for a sponsorship

OM45GE - Posted - 11/29/2018:  10:24:46

Not sure who to ask for sponsorship

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/29/2018:  13:27:41

losing compression on #2 cylinder

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/29/2018:  14:50:03

His worn 2nd fret is down to the pitted fretboard

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/29/2018:  15:11:55

Still dreams about winning the 1979 Calgary Hop Scotch Championship.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/29/2018:  18:00:57

Always a hop, skip and a jump away from having the Last Word.

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/30/2018:  02:58:24

Waving goodbye to the last word.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2018:  03:46:09

Very concerned about Figmo’s duck soup post

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/30/2018:  04:21:00

BUUrrr! Wishes he had some long pants

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/30/2018:  06:51:12

Makes his fiddle player wear short pants to keep his ego in check

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2018:  07:59:38

Thinking of adding another outhouse because of the long lines

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/30/2018:  08:37:40

thinking of adding a trailer to carry his feet

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2018:  13:39:16

Still wondering where everyone went off to.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/30/2018:  13:49:30

Been on the salt flats so long his tires are getting white

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2018:  15:27:05

Been in the outhouse so long his eyes are turning brown

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/30/2018:  18:27:24

Waiting for someone to say "GO"!!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2018:  05:53:50

Alarmed by reports of avian flu

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/01/2018:  07:09:16

Forgot to remove his safety shorts.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2018:  09:04:01

Looking forward to the end of duck hunting season

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/01/2018:  10:32:28

Likes wearing clothes to suit the season

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2018:  11:13:33

Investing in air freshener stocks

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/01/2018:  17:08:49

Has the complete set of Donny and Marie 8 track tapes.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/01/2018:  17:51:38

hoping to get locked in Unca Scrooge's vault

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2018:  20:33:43

Hoping not to get locked in the outhouse

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/02/2018:  03:37:37

Was once locked in an outhouse for two weeks.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/02/2018:  05:24:55

Happy that ducks don’t need outhouses

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/02/2018:  07:27:13

used to have a duck-tail haircut

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/02/2018:  08:28:48

now has a hair tail duck cut

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/02/2018:  14:23:40

Still rockin' the mullet.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/02/2018:  17:20:53

Starting up a new feather-barbering franchise called "Duck Klips"

OM45GE - Posted - 12/02/2018:  18:40:36

Just about ready for his 15 minutes of fame

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/03/2018:  05:28:27

this only happens in the movies

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/03/2018:  06:56:44

Can't afford to go to any stinkin' movies

OM45GE - Posted - 12/03/2018:  09:03:13

Can't afford to go to any stinkin' outhouses

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/03/2018:  14:48:22

Last pic of Bill before he plowed into a giant 20' tall fruit cake.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/03/2018:  16:27:28

Makes his Christmas wreath out of dried cattails

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/04/2018:  02:52:04

Testing the first ever cowhide toilet seat cover.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2018:  04:46:12

Envies domesticated ducks

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/04/2018:  10:33:46

Declined an interview with The National Enquirer

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/04/2018:  14:48:25

Doesn't realize someone pinned a note to the back of his shirt that reads "Kiss me, I'm Canadian..eh"