chuckv97 - Posted - 01/02/2017:  19:38:30

Hasn't slept since the days of wine and roses

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2017:  02:58:04

Has learned to skate and sleep at the same time. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/03/2017:  03:49:17

Hasn't learned anything yet

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2017:  05:18:17

Is hiding Jane Hathaway under his shirt.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/03/2017:  05:38:48

Wishing I had a shirt to hide my curves

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2017:  06:09:27

Wondering what the day will bring in lovely Fort Pierce.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/03/2017:  08:14:29

Wants to put on a piezo pick up and play the anthem at Bruins games to accompany Rene

Forrest - Posted - 01/03/2017:  09:54:27

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2017:  12:06:55

I've run out of tunes. Does anyone have any good jokes?

Forrest - Posted - 01/03/2017:  13:40:01

Willing to settle for a sailor at this point.  

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2017:  14:31:20

Did you hear the one about the farmer's daughter?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/03/2017:  14:48:42

I'm turning into a redneck

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2017:  14:54:10

Still refusing to wear a helmet.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/03/2017:  15:50:20

I reserve the right to refuse capo abuse.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2017:  16:08:00

Refusing to go home until he's good and ready. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/03/2017:  16:36:22

Has no more home than a dog

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/03/2017:  17:21:10

Why is the coach waving at me with just one finger?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2017:  03:10:56

Waiting for the bank to open so he can count his millions. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/04/2017:  04:02:52

Will somebody please take me home with them?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2017:  06:19:04

Just got back from visiting his trashy lady friends in New Orleans.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/04/2017:  07:39:49

HELP,,HELP...The tide's coming in.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2017:  07:55:41

Keeps an eye on the tides in Fort Pierce.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/04/2017:  08:40:22

Needs a new saddle because of too many cowboy chords

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/04/2017:  09:40:18

And now for my Slam-a-Rue

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2017:  12:06:39

Likes his rainwater straight.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/04/2017:  12:11:38

Threw out his humidor due to fungus

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2017:  12:15:08

Doesn't like to talk about fungus when he knows what the locker room has in store for him.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/05/2017:  09:04:17

5 of my strings are dead.. The other one has expired.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2017:  13:38:46

Mentally running through his set list.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/05/2017:  14:11:56

His set list washed off in the high tide

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2017:  14:55:09

Had his set list memorized until he hit his head on the ice.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/06/2017:  03:59:22

Going down this beach feelin bad

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2017:  04:23:12

Feeling fine

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/06/2017:  05:59:28

Feelin lonely

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2017:  06:44:48

Fine with being lonely

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/06/2017:  07:23:54

Might get a fine for loitering

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/06/2017:  07:53:40

My head is harder than wearing a helmet

Forrest - Posted - 01/06/2017:  08:13:07

Waiting for the aliens to beam another message into his head

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2017:  10:57:47

Tells the aliens what to say to Scotty.

Forrest - Posted - 01/06/2017:  16:06:29

Plays music to soothe aliens

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/06/2017:  16:21:53

Hasn't encountered any aliens since last night

Forrest - Posted - 01/06/2017:  16:50:44

Clearly some alien failing at context and assimilation

J e f f - Posted - 01/07/2017:  08:50:21

Clearly, one third of the audience isn't interested in this banjo mumbo jumbo.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2017:  08:52:04

Hasn't eaten any jumbo kibbles in a long time

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2017:  09:56:37

Stole all of Jeff's jumbo kibbles

Forrest - Posted - 01/07/2017:  15:16:53

Glad he's a Martin and not a Gibson Jumbo

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2017:  16:06:29

Glad the Larson brothers aren't around to set him straight

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2017:  20:13:21

Knows his guitars. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2017:  20:18:42

Knows the mental prowess of chimps

(actually I wasn't sure if that was one of your Larsons or Martins..I was trying to read the headstock logo)