mbanjo - Posted - 12/11/2012:  20:10:19

I'm the owner of the cat that the Cheshire cat's brothers dog ate........

drew-gurbach - Posted - 12/12/2012:  05:09:32

I'm the owner of the cat that the Cheshire cat's brothers dog ate........

...and the green grass grew all around all around, and the green grass grew all around!

Scaggs7 - Posted - 12/12/2012:  05:30:14

dark side of the banjo

Alaina - Posted - 12/12/2012:  09:05:06

Whoever said the world was round didn't live at my house

mbanjo - Posted - 12/12/2012:  11:52:49

am I going to get to build a snowdog?

Alaina - Posted - 12/12/2012:  12:24:22

I sweated through my other clothes so my wife made me wear this barrel...

mbanjo - Posted - 12/12/2012:  17:28:26

Ready.!...........Set.!...........Go.!...................fooled ya...............i'm not going any place     

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 12/12/2012:  19:03:29

Can you dig it, man!

mbanjo - Posted - 12/12/2012:  19:33:08

I love making lids for Barrels

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2012:  04:38:52

Are you picking up what I'm laying down?

drew-gurbach - Posted - 12/13/2012:  05:12:53

An MRE from WWII.

Alaina - Posted - 12/13/2012:  08:21:15

I'm crossing my eyes behind these sunglasses

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2012:  10:04:02

Contemplating a baby sister

Alaina - Posted - 12/13/2012:  11:06:36

The perfect can of worms to open...

mbanjo - Posted - 12/13/2012:  13:47:08

I heard some tails about Kansas dogs

Alaina - Posted - 12/13/2012:  13:48:13

Don't you bat those eyes at me, pretty boy. I saw you all over Maryann just last night

mbanjo - Posted - 12/13/2012:  14:08:46

............just like the ones I used to knaw

Alaina - Posted - 12/13/2012:  14:13:06

Why yes, you may buy me a drink

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/13/2012:  14:37:13

The look of someone who still never gets the last word.

mbanjo - Posted - 12/13/2012:  15:28:31

Have a look, are my tonsils missing?

Alaina - Posted - 12/13/2012:  16:24:16

Guy: Do you think Daffy's daft?

Girl: Why yes I do, especially when he thinks that he will win the last word game. Makes me want to have him committed!

mbanjo - Posted - 12/13/2012:  17:41:45

at least I'm not Daft

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 12/13/2012:  17:49:31

"You probably hear this all the time, but you look a lot like Elvis!"

Alaina - Posted - 12/14/2012:  10:03:53

I think this light is starting to give me a sunburn...

mbanjo - Posted - 12/14/2012:  17:28:02

Yep!

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 12/16/2012:  06:04:08

I don't like to take a bath!!!

mbanjo - Posted - 12/16/2012:  12:48:16

Your new resonator is nearly finished

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/17/2012:  14:21:58

Hold it Bro!!! Don't push me!!

mbanjo - Posted - 12/17/2012:  14:28:56

I've been a hidin for a while, but now I'm back to sing for yer

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 12/18/2012:  02:50:56

I showed up at the water park, and suddenly, everybody there left! I don't understand....

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/18/2012:  05:11:55

PLEAse please,,,GET THIS LATHE AWAAAYY FROM ME!!!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2012:  05:13:18

Does anyone have a lathe? I need a new fence post.

mbanjo - Posted - 12/18/2012:  12:16:30

Your mission is to find the tastiest worm in this can

Alaina - Posted - 12/18/2012:  14:46:14

Sigmund and Roy said I couldn't be one of their tigers 

mbanjo - Posted - 12/18/2012:  15:05:10

I intend burning for a while

Alaina - Posted - 12/18/2012:  15:06:23

Not quite the same as a yarn ball, but still fun

mbanjo - Posted - 12/18/2012:  15:23:08

Ouch...!    some hot wax just dripped onto my foot

Alaina - Posted - 12/18/2012:  15:24:03

I am seeing your future... It looks wet!

mbanjo - Posted - 12/18/2012:  17:57:59

I wanted to shed some light on the subject

OM45GE - Posted - 12/19/2012:  04:38:48

Here kitty, kitty, kitty...

Alaina - Posted - 12/19/2012:  08:41:00

Apocalypse or not, I am NOT eating that!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/19/2012:  09:31:55

Allow me to wax sentimental for a moment.

Alaina - Posted - 12/19/2012:  09:32:37

Well, time for some fishing!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/19/2012:  09:45:31

She doesn't hold a candle to you dear.

Alaina - Posted - 12/19/2012:  09:46:16

So much for an indefinite shelf life...

mbanjo - Posted - 12/19/2012:  12:25:24

blow me out and I'll wish you a happy first birthday

Alaina - Posted - 12/19/2012:  12:26:01

I always wanted to be a seal...

mbanjo - Posted - 12/19/2012:  12:36:56

I'm burning up for you

Alaina - Posted - 12/19/2012:  12:40:37

But I just want to play!