Omeboy - Posted - 10/01/2019:  14:13:16

His banjo heads are especially made by Dr. Scholl and Odor-Eaters.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/02/2019:  03:34:20

Yes I did just come from the tanning salon, why do you ask?

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/02/2019:  06:34:36

Obsessed with ee equals em cee squared

OM45GE - Posted - 10/02/2019:  12:02:38

Channeling George Jones

Omeboy - Posted - 10/02/2019:  13:24:42

His Social Security application caused some major confusion at the local office. Under "Birthday," he wrote:  "Late Paleozoic Era... give or take a few years."

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/02/2019:  13:38:23

Other than the fresh supply of Gravy Train, his mutt hates this new gig

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2019:  03:05:39

Doesn’t hate anything

Omeboy - Posted - 10/03/2019:  09:20:46

Hates the fact that not one publishing company is willing to put out his new book: "Flatulence For Fun And Profit."

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/03/2019:  11:14:34

His cat put him up to that

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2019:  14:12:04

Holding the music upside down

Omeboy - Posted - 10/03/2019:  18:07:52

His annual migration patterns are a perfect match to every fast-food dumpster within a ten mile radius.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/04/2019:  03:28:10

Banned from all AKC dog shows

Omeboy - Posted - 10/04/2019:  15:47:54

Banned from all commune orgies.

Fish Head - Posted - 10/04/2019:  15:55:39

Stared too long into the eyes of God.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/04/2019:  16:46:27

On a diet of sauerkraut and corn syrup.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/04/2019:  17:40:23

On a seafood diet - if he sees food, he eats it

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/05/2019:  02:39:04

waiting to take over father times job

OM45GE - Posted - 10/05/2019:  04:38:16

Has developed carpal tunnel syndrome from holding the danged tuner so long

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/05/2019:  07:38:57

Has developed plantar fasciitis from pacing the Haight Ashbury neighborhood

Edited by - chuckv97 on 10/05/2019 07:39:31

OM45GE - Posted - 10/05/2019:  10:19:42

Keeping a relaxed pace

Omeboy - Posted - 10/05/2019:  13:03:13

He longs for the "good old days," when he and the boys would spend the weekend tracking down a woolly mammoth or two.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2019:  04:45:14

Longs for the days when his owner didn’t make him wear embarrassing items

Edited by - OM45GE on 10/07/2019 04:45:34

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/07/2019:  07:15:14

Never embarrassed to enter a soup kitchen

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2019:  08:17:15

Living off Grandma Possum's trust fund

Omeboy - Posted - 10/07/2019:  13:46:25

As a result of his extensive travels, he's on a first name basis with several hundred cockroaches.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/07/2019:  13:51:03

Had a fling with Huckleberry Hound

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2019:  14:31:26

Avoids hounds whenever possible

Omeboy - Posted - 10/07/2019:  20:49:57

On a much younger day, he was a rhine "stoned" cowboy.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/08/2019:  03:57:04

Stoned owner thinks goggles are a laugh riot

Edited by - OM45GE on 10/08/2019 03:57:28

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/08/2019:  15:10:13

Likes to kiss frogs for good luck.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/08/2019:  15:26:43

Likes to spank frogs with his webbed feet

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/08/2019:  15:30:35

Hasn’t seen a frog since he left Montreal’s eastside slum in ‘72

OM45GE - Posted - 10/08/2019:  15:40:47

Has many close friends among the frogs

Omeboy - Posted - 10/08/2019:  17:17:11

He recently ran an ad in the "Work Wanted" section of the classifieds: "Exceptionally attractive lawn gnome for hire. Skills: Staring into space, standing still for hours on end and ignoring bugs, rodents and small children. Also able to sleep standing up."

OM45GE - Posted - 10/08/2019:  17:45:07

Doesn’t realize how silly he looks

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/08/2019:  18:00:34

Never pays toll tickets

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2019:  03:27:31

Unaware of tolls

Omeboy - Posted - 10/09/2019:  09:56:37

Unaware that he IS a troll.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2019:  11:08:25

Doesn't know what he doesn't know

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/09/2019:  17:26:08

Knows he doesn't know what someone else knows...

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2019:  18:03:18

Knows everything worth knowing and most of everything else.

Omeboy - Posted - 10/09/2019:  20:01:36

The truth is he doesn't know a well known substance from "Shinola."

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2019:  03:26:25

Doesn’t know why his owner would do this to him

Edited by - OM45GE on 10/10/2019 03:26:52

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2019:  08:34:31

Doesn’t’t know why the rest of society doesn’t follow his lead..

Omeboy - Posted - 10/10/2019:  09:30:43

Asked the local bakery why they don't make Earl Scruggs Rolls.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2019:  14:15:12

He’s doing it again

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/10/2019:  16:58:10

Wears 10 pairs of socks to fill out the shoes he bought at the Sally Ann store

OM45GE - Posted - 10/10/2019:  17:39:46

Pursuing his Ph.D. in relaxation

Omeboy - Posted - 10/10/2019:  19:00:10

Lost his job as a Walmart Greeter for wearing a see-thru tunic.