OM45GE - Posted - 12/02/2019:  17:41:39

Never did like bow ties

Omeboy - Posted - 12/03/2019:  15:46:53

Was brought up on criminal charges for being way overdressed at a garage sale.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/03/2019:  16:26:46

Just had a fight with three alley cats

OM45GE - Posted - 12/03/2019:  17:47:28

Just ate three alley cats

Omeboy - Posted - 12/03/2019:  18:05:30

Hopes to be buried up to his neck in mashed potatoes before he dies.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2019:  03:35:05

Hopes this photo doesn’t go viral

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/04/2019:  09:38:15

Usually wears a toque on cold days

Omeboy - Posted - 12/04/2019:  10:27:08

He doesn't understand that the local dog park is not an open buffet.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2019:  13:48:14

No longer hangs around the local dog park

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/04/2019:  13:53:21

Could never tune his Renaissance lute

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2019:  13:59:52

Dresses up as a crocodile for Halloween

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/04/2019:  14:05:19

Proud that he beat Rip Van Winkle’s record of falling asleep for 20 years by a margin of 340 years

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2019:  15:01:20

Vehemently denies that alligator tastes like chicken

Omeboy - Posted - 12/04/2019:  20:57:27

Recently had a discussion about which hand sanitizer taste best with dumpster du jour.

Edited by - Omeboy on 12/04/2019 20:59:55

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/04/2019:  21:27:26

Watched too many Huckleberry Hound cartoons

Omeboy - Posted - 12/04/2019:  21:34:23

You and I think of our next-door neighbors as regular folks. He thinks of his as "late night snacks."

OM45GE - Posted - 12/05/2019:  03:08:38

Curses the day his owner discovered Jack’s Joke Shop

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/05/2019:  07:47:26

To shave or not to shave, that is the question

Omeboy - Posted - 12/05/2019:  10:56:20

Remember "The Creature From The Black Lagoon?" He married his sister.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/05/2019:  12:20:35

Not as dumb as he looks

Omeboy - Posted - 12/05/2019:  14:07:43

Mad as hell at his doctor for making him wear a dog funnel. At least it keeps him from chewing on his own leg.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/05/2019:  14:24:23

Only wears his dog funnel on Sundays

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/05/2019:  14:51:15

Once dated the Florida Gator mascot.

Omeboy - Posted - 12/05/2019:  16:50:43

When he met King Kong, he said Kong was smoke'n a butt---------a human butt.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/06/2019:  03:32:13

PETA poster dog

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/06/2019:  03:48:35

Endorses Uncle Todd's friction-free Neck Powder.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/06/2019:  03:53:20

Prefers his more understated neck ring

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/06/2019:  14:08:44

Still looking for his body.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/06/2019:  14:52:17

Had his tongue pierced at Suzie’s Salon

Omeboy - Posted - 12/06/2019:  14:58:13

Late one night when he was a teenager, there was nothing in his fridge. So he ate his little brother.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/07/2019:  03:58:09

Just witnessed grandma french kissing Santa Clause.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2019:  04:08:03

Doesn’t believe in Santa

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2019:  05:46:39

Plugged up his chimney to avoid lecherous chimney sweeps

Eric A - Posted - 12/07/2019:  07:12:02

Gator went a courtin and he did ride, hm hmmmm

Eric A - Posted - 12/07/2019:  07:17:31

Here, I'll do my own:



"Was crappy at Scruggs licks, so decided to prefer old-time" 

Edited by - Eric A on 12/07/2019 07:21:19

Omeboy - Posted - 12/07/2019:  10:13:21

This is what banjo playing looks like after you've chugged a quart of prune juice.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2019:  17:25:30

Don’t be silly, there are no problems with genetic engineering

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2019:  17:55:52

Had 18 hour-long problems tuning his lute and adjusting frets

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2019:  18:00:28

Has to replace fretboards frequently

Omeboy - Posted - 12/08/2019:  04:55:37

Has to replace his adult diaper frequently.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/08/2019:  06:11:13

Wishes he had replaced his adult diapers yesterday.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/08/2019:  07:08:54

Sometimes baby-sits Baby Huey

Omeboy - Posted - 12/08/2019:  15:58:53

He and his twin brother took different paths in life. He stayed in the swamp and became a king. His brother went to the "big city" and became several pairs of shoes.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/08/2019:  16:50:46

Slobbering at the very thought of chewing on a pair of shoes

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/08/2019:  16:54:12

Not a slave of fashion

OM45GE - Posted - 12/08/2019:  17:11:04

Trying to decide what he’s going to kill for dinner

Omeboy - Posted - 12/08/2019:  18:02:16

Just finished writing his new book: "I Upped My Game---------Up Yours."

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/08/2019:  18:04:51

After wolfing down a jumbo box of Milk Bone treats he realized he’s got a straight gut and a hollow leg.

Omeboy - Posted - 12/08/2019:  19:58:47

He regards the History Channel's "Swamp People" series as "just another food show."