Omeboy - Posted - 05/27/2022:  10:57:06

This towering edifice is the headquarters and home office of Chuck's Fertilizer Company. (It also doubles on weekends as Chuck's Outhouse Buffet.)

saw_woods - Posted - 05/27/2022:  11:16:59

Swallowed a bug two years ago and has been gagging ever since.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/27/2022:  11:22:14

Did you ever wonder who the head-chef is at "Chuck's Outhouse Buffet? Now you know.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/27/2022:  11:25:17

Sticks his head out car windows with that open mouth to catch flies for Bill

saw_woods - Posted - 05/27/2022:  13:26:48

Aspires to be a double decker when he grows up.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/27/2022:  15:11:44

"Unforrrrrrrgetabbbbbblllleeee, thaaaaats whaaaat weeeee arrrrrrrreeee."

Edited by - Omeboy on 05/27/2022 15:12:12

saw_woods - Posted - 05/27/2022:  17:12:24

Once stuck his finger in a live light socket… he liked it so much, he now does it on a regular basis.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/27/2022:  17:14:09

The boys actually haven't seen each other for several years, but their optometrist is working on it.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/28/2022:  03:26:48

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you

saw_woods - Posted - 05/28/2022:  06:03:42

Sometimes confuses the prepositions “at” and “with”.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/28/2022:  10:28:45

Regularly orders one milkshake with two straws at Jimmy’s Lunch

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/28/2022 10:30:22

saw_woods - Posted - 05/28/2022:  10:50:40

Big fan of the “half moon”. When Amtrak goes by, he only bares one cheek.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/28/2022:  11:33:34

For awhile there it looked like the boys might have a career in dry-cleaning. One of 'em would suck on a stain until it was gone and the other would blow on it until it was dry.

saw_woods - Posted - 05/28/2022:  12:31:41

Forgot to take off his suit the last time he had it dry-cleaned. Was impressed by what a great high it provided.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/28/2022:  12:35:39

The boys finally broke into the music business last week. Lucky for them, the place didn't have a burglar alarm or any security cameras.

saw_woods - Posted - 05/28/2022:  12:37:35

Always gets laughing gas at the dentist..or doctor..or while surfing the web at home.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/28/2022:  12:41:44

Times are tough, but the boys finally got back on their feet yesterday----that's what happens when you miss too many car payments.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/28/2022:  14:28:10

Likes Jonathan Winter jokes

Omeboy - Posted - 05/28/2022:  15:27:34

When he heard that there might be a world-wide shortage of fertilizer, Chuck closed the door to his office and began producing a big solution.

saw_woods - Posted - 05/28/2022:  15:35:51

Likes how his poodle looks so much, he decided to do his hair the same way.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/28/2022:  15:39:53

The boys' dad wrote the Harvard Med School offering to donate the boys to science when they die. Harvard Med School wrote back and suggested dropping them off at the nearest fertilizer factory when the time comes.

saw_woods - Posted - 05/29/2022:  10:58:50

Evidently has a fertilizer obsession, probably stemming from the time he fell into an outhouse as a young boy. His parents never questioned his absence, but after several tourists report strange sounds coming from below, while answering the call, the fire department was eventually called in and rescued him. He was “down in the dumps” for quite some time after this experience.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/29/2022:  23:05:40

Complained to the WalMart manager about their two-for-one shirt sale

saw_woods - Posted - 05/30/2022:  15:04:17

Scrounges lumber from the landfill.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/30/2022:  15:08:29

Why are the boys smiling? They just came in first and second place in a butt-ugly contest.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2022:  15:59:33

Used to buy Mae West flowers hoping for “favours “ in return

saw_woods - Posted - 05/30/2022:  16:26:31

Got a great deal on 1950’s vintage Russian surplus toilet paper.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/30/2022:  16:43:12

The boys' doctor made a note in their chart last week: "Has no history of mental illness.  In fact, no history of any mental activity-----period."

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2022:  02:59:53

Grateful he wasn’t born conjoined with Chico

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/31/2022:  14:03:45

Auditioned last year for Bugs Bunny cartoon voice-overs but got rejected for croaking

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2022:  14:57:30

Desperately trying to figure out how to open the door

Edited by - OM45GE on 05/31/2022 14:58:11

Omeboy - Posted - 06/02/2022:  20:22:42

His personal financial advisor is a "wheeler-dealer" named Elon Muskrat. Together, they have big plans to establish a swamp in space some day.

Edited by - Omeboy on 06/02/2022 20:36:08

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2022:  03:16:21

Laugh and the whole world will question your sanity

Omeboy - Posted - 06/04/2022:  17:16:22

His plans with Elon Muskrat to put a swamp in space are coming right along. The whole thing will fit into one gigantic foil package that says: INSTANT SWAMP----JUST ADD WATER. The only delay is finding critter-volunteers who are willing to be freeze-dried for the trip.

saw_woods - Posted - 06/05/2022:  04:41:07

Recently underwent a psychiatric examination for a new job. The results were so interesting that the American Psychiatric Association decided to put out a whole new edition of the DSM, with an entire chapter devoted to him.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2022:  04:41:57

Was traumatized the first time he saw a bobble head doll of himself

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2022:  08:03:06

Was traumatized when he saw frog legs on the menu at his favorite swamp diner

mrphysics55 - Posted - 06/05/2022:  12:44:09

Was traumatized when shelling feed corn was replaced by cutting silage.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/05/2022:  13:15:14

Pushed Billy Joe McAllister off the Tallahatchie Bridge

mrphysics55 - Posted - 06/05/2022:  13:34:56

Cousin!

 

Omeboy - Posted - 06/05/2022:  14:19:44

The metropolitan area of Okefenokee.

saw_woods - Posted - 06/05/2022:  15:54:10

CBS was going to hire him to host an after midnight show, but unfortunately there weren’t enough late, late, lates in a night.

Omeboy - Posted - 06/05/2022:  15:57:26

"Double yuuur pleassssure!...double yuuuur funnnnn!"......The boys sent their resume and picture to the Doublemint Gum Company in hopes of reviving the old Doublemint Twins commercials. Now chew on that one, kiddies.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/06/2022:  03:38:16

Never sang “I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles” but does put his chewing gum on the bedpost overnight.

saw_woods - Posted - 06/07/2022:  14:16:22

Hopping mad, and when he hops, it “ribbits” me to my seat.

Omeboy - Posted - 06/07/2022:  14:21:24

What has six legs, four heads, 20 painted toenails and hundreds of fleas? The boys---- whenever they double-date with their two sisters.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/07/2022:  15:31:58

Has a nest of cooties under his hat

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2022:  16:12:30

Number one in a number two business

Omeboy - Posted - 06/08/2022:  10:18:10

He keeps the old blunderbuss pistol as a souvenir of his days on the Okefenokee Police Department. On his last night there, a snail came in to file a report. He had just been mugged by a turtle. Detective Froggy asked him, "Can you describe the assailant?" And the snail said: "Geeeeeeeeeee, I'd like to, but it all happened soooo fasssst !!!"