chuckv97 - Posted - 11/24/2017:  12:33:42

Tried going without a rear fender but contracted scrotal burns

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/24/2017:  13:39:50

Waiting for this thing to run out of gas

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/24/2017:  13:53:49

Waiting for his geritol to kick in

OM45GE - Posted - 11/24/2017:  19:31:27

Not happy

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/25/2017:  02:54:27

beginning count down.1,000,999,,,,1,000,998,,,1;000997

OM45GE - Posted - 11/25/2017:  04:07:38

Tired of playing “100 Bottles of Beer On The Wall”.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/25/2017:  12:35:58

His wife took off the seat and sidecar when she filed for divorce

OM45GE - Posted - 11/25/2017:  16:53:29

His wife put him up to this.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/26/2017:  16:24:01

All that is holding him on is duct tape

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/26/2017:  17:18:59

Uses duct tape to remove unwanted nasal hair

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2017:  03:30:31

Would duct tape the trap open if he had opposable thumbs.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/27/2017:  04:02:45

Is that a trick question?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/27/2017:  16:34:45

Watch this trick lick I learned from Nick Lucas

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2017:  18:28:01

Watch this trick I learned from Mighty Mouse.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/28/2017:  03:11:43

Don't try this at home

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/28/2017:  08:41:11

Plays “Crawl Don’t Walk” at the old folks home

OM45GE - Posted - 11/28/2017:  15:08:50

May never walk again if he goes through with this hare brain scheme.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/28/2017:  19:20:31

Heading for the DQ drive-thru

OM45GE - Posted - 11/29/2017:  02:55:56

Heading for an alarming surprise.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/29/2017:  03:34:31

WOW!!,,I'll never try this again!

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/29/2017:  05:22:28

My last great solo was at a funeral gig

OM45GE - Posted - 11/30/2017:  03:15:22

My next gig will be as the guest of honor at a funeral.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/01/2017:  14:52:40

Just realized he's going backwards...

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2017:  18:45:51

Just realized he doesn't have the last word.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/01/2017:  21:44:38

Just realized he forgot to sign his will

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/02/2017:  05:27:16

Just realized he gave up.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/02/2017:  09:21:25

Glad to be back

OM45GE - Posted - 12/02/2017:  16:39:25

Glad Richard is back

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/02/2017:  16:46:20

Heading for Gainesville to show Richard his brand new stunt

OM45GE - Posted - 12/02/2017:  17:01:44

Has never been to Gainesville

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/03/2017:  04:47:22

Hoping the police escort is waiting for him

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/03/2017:  07:57:08

Made a wrong turn and ended up in Nebraska.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/03/2017:  09:43:10

Went to the proctologist instead of the optometrist

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/03/2017:  13:22:09

Last seen making out with the cute sales girl behind the drums set.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/03/2017:  15:40:12

Denies that Donald is his cousin

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/03/2017:  21:46:19

Denies stealing licks from Duane Eddy

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/04/2017:  03:21:30

Has lost his courage.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/04/2017:  12:30:40

Pretty sure he's at the right address for the gig.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/05/2017:  02:51:09

Shifted into 3rd gear to soon

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/05/2017:  05:49:09

Played cowboys and Indians all his life

OM45GE - Posted - 12/06/2017:  06:20:51

Has the only full size model train set in town.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/07/2017:  04:31:41

The Human Bullet

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2017:  09:37:01

Got kicked off the Hopalong Cassidy movie set for bringing an ee-lek-treee-fyed guitar

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2017:  12:12:10

Got kicked out of town just because.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/07/2017:  13:58:32

I think the bike is losing traction,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2017:  14:36:58

His career has lost traction years ago

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2017:  14:50:55

Curious about the physics of steel on steel traction.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/07/2017:  18:20:31

Curious why he isn't going any where.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2017:  19:39:56

Hasn’t gone anywhere since returning from his spring migration 10 years ago