TheLastWord - Posted - 01/09/2019:  16:59:58

Likes to practice the breast stroke while riding his bike.

Edited by - TheLastWord on 01/09/2019 17:00:11

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2019:  04:12:27

Horrified when he saw duck breasts on sale at the local butcher shop

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/10/2019:  08:31:10

his groin resembles a butcher's handiwork

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2019:  10:15:41

Moonlights as an amateur urologist

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/10/2019:  16:57:19

Riding across the country to support the flat earth society.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2019:  18:16:30

Going along for the ride

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/11/2019:  08:00:47

has a long-suffering wife who is now going to see a lawyer

OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2019:  08:25:08

Secretly advising Bill’s soon-to-be ex wife

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/12/2019:  04:39:25

Likes to eat toast with ketchup spread on it.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2019:  06:26:44

Just wants a little respect

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/12/2019:  07:00:11

just wants a little infamy

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2019:  16:09:25

Just wants relief from the stench

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/13/2019:  03:54:17

Just wants a new seat.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/13/2019:  06:22:55

often wears padded bicycling shorts for rough landings

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2019:  17:23:19

Thinking of combining an ATM with an outhouse

AGACNP - Posted - 01/13/2019:  18:49:24

Thinking of combining a motorcycle with a gurney

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2019:  03:28:37

The kids will play while the adults are away

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/14/2019:  06:30:23

Ride Me Down Easy Lord,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/14/2019:  07:25:41

Lord it's hard to be humble

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2019:  10:03:42

Number one in a number two business

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/15/2019:  03:26:53

Once finished last in a car wash race.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2019:  03:37:04

Taking a break from migration

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/15/2019:  03:39:38

will never get over The Wall on this bike

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2019:  03:47:12

adjusting to the change of instruments

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/15/2019:  04:00:51

This trip is sure hard on my tires

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/15/2019:  07:25:24

Quit wearing black hats last week

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2019:  10:20:58

Can’t wear hats with his gas mask

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/15/2019:  13:10:35

wishes he had a hat

OM45GE - Posted - 01/15/2019:  16:11:35

Wishes someone hadn’t spread super glue inside his hat

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/15/2019:  17:48:28

Sniffed too much glue fixing his flat and look what happened.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/15/2019:  18:27:46

Can't find his turkey call.

Omeboy - Posted - 01/15/2019:  20:01:57

He was recently approached by the National Rifle Association. Not as a spokesman----as a target!!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/16/2019:  04:18:28

Something doesn't look just right here

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2019:  05:02:33

Prefers tuning by ear

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/16/2019:  07:56:20

tunes up bike by ear also

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/16/2019:  10:09:49

Once phoned Earl and asked him how to tune a banjo

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2019:  13:18:20

Sign in the outhouse claims Earl crapped here.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/17/2019:  03:58:52

Being followed by the Morman Tabernacle Choir, not to be confused with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2019:  06:39:53

Hears singing wherever he goes

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/17/2019:  07:22:29

keeps cotton batten in his ears

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2019:  09:08:52

Just found out his outhouses will be taxed by the pound

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/17/2019:  14:49:24

Just realized the race was canceled.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2019:  08:04:42

Just realized migration was canceled

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2019:  08:08:21

Claims this is his path to self-realization

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2019:  08:18:25

This job sucks

stanleytone - Posted - 01/18/2019:  13:29:39

read previous comment.

Edited by - stanleytone on 01/18/2019 13:30:22

OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2019:  13:35:22

Is he a lefty banjo player or was the negative reversed?

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/18/2019:  14:57:59

Was once mistaken for Chewbacca.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/18/2019:  15:39:33

Has a unique ringtone on his phone

youtu.be/hKs-2dRVqak