chuckv97 - Posted - 12/29/2020:  09:07:29

Her control issues have driven away clientele

Omeboy - Posted - 12/29/2020:  09:21:33

"Oh give me a home, where the buffalo roam..... and I'll show you a kitchen knee-deep in bison poop."

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/29/2020:  17:56:01

I’m not arrogant - I just smell better with my eyes closed

Omeboy - Posted - 12/29/2020:  18:24:15

"Where seldom is hearrrrd an intelligent worrrrrd... and my wife wants to argue alllllllll dayyyyyy."

OM45GE - Posted - 12/30/2020:  03:20:32

I’m singing, not howling

Banjonewguy - Posted - 12/30/2020:  06:01:54

Why did I have to set up shop outside the banjo hangout?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/30/2020:  06:50:16

Seeing double

KyBanjo - Posted - 12/31/2020:  06:32:33

Thy shield protects me.

Edited by - KyBanjo on 12/31/2020 06:32:50

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/31/2020:  08:41:16

Scared Sasquatch into the next county

Omeboy - Posted - 12/31/2020:  15:26:23

So, beat the drum slowly and play the fife lowly

Play the Death March as I try to move down.....

My wife and her lawyer are both on my tail now,

So, I've jumped this boxcar and I plan to skip town.

Edited by - Omeboy on 12/31/2020 15:28:10

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2021:  04:07:32

Unaware that it’s a new year

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2021:  07:20:39

Waiting for Spanky & his gang

Omeboy - Posted - 01/01/2021:  08:06:45

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/01/2021:  08:13:22

same ole dog, same ole tricks

Omeboy - Posted - 01/01/2021:  08:15:56

He started school on a full  athletic scholarship: all the coaches paid him to keep away from their daughters.

Edited by - Omeboy on 01/01/2021 08:27:40

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2021:  09:21:41

Has been expelled from obedience school

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2021:  09:26:03

Her favourite advice is “Shoemaker, stick to thou last.”

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2021:  09:31:02

Feels like a heel for playing with his feet

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/01/2021:  14:22:47

Still setting on New Years Day.....

Omeboy - Posted - 01/01/2021:  14:31:38

His ex-wife wrote a new lyric to the old tune "If I Ever Get To Heaven." It goes like this: "If I ever get to Heaven, I hope to Hell I don't bump into you."

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2021:  15:09:18

Has never humped his master’s wife’s leg.....

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2021:  03:54:31

Willing to try anything to cure his plantar fasciitis

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/04/2021:  11:44:35

already giving anecdotes for the new year.

Banjonewguy - Posted - 01/04/2021:  11:46:14

I'm tha rootinest tootines shootinest cowpoke in tha west.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/04/2021:  11:53:23

We used to engage in three-somes

Banjonewguy - Posted - 01/04/2021:  11:54:40

Them are some agile toes

Omeboy - Posted - 01/04/2021:  14:08:28

For Sale: Two Hillbilly Babe Magnets

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/04/2021:  14:40:11

wanted for questioning concerning wet fire hydrants

Omeboy - Posted - 01/04/2021:  14:49:10

Over the holidays. he got totally wasted on sour mash muffins.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2021:  03:42:48

Totally wasted on dog biscuits

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/06/2021:  11:44:52

If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.

Omeboy - Posted - 01/06/2021:  18:52:34

When King Kong fell off the Empire State Building, he laughed his butt off. When Bambi's mother got shot, he had a major giggle fit. But when Liberty Valence got shot--------he cried like a baby.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2021:  03:44:06

No dog treats for you

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/07/2021:  05:52:25

Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2021:  06:41:46

Believes in making his own luck

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2021:  06:44:21

Believes her advice will improve the whole world

OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2021:  06:50:43

Taking “plucky” to new heights

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/08/2021:  03:22:29

Dang,,I should have made this into a popcorn stand.....

OM45GE - Posted - 01/08/2021:  03:48:19

Getting to be a stranger around these parts

Omeboy - Posted - 01/08/2021:  19:27:12

Existential Angst.................................. a tall bitter mug (5 cents)

Edited by - Omeboy on 01/08/2021 19:27:54

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/08/2021:  19:35:10

Has to squint to watch Huckleberry Hound reruns

Omeboy - Posted - 01/08/2021:  19:51:33

He plans to come out with a line of his signature model banjos made by Dr. Scholl's.

Edited by - Omeboy on 01/08/2021 19:51:48

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2021:  03:33:42

Trying to remember where he buried that bone

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2021:  18:33:01

Trying to remember when she last made any money

KyBanjo - Posted - 01/09/2021:  18:43:47

Trying to remember when he played a complete song

Omeboy - Posted - 01/09/2021:  19:45:01

Shot a man in Reno..... just to watch him die.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2021:  03:15:32

Laughing at his own jokes

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/11/2021:  07:51:23

No sense of humo(u)r

Omeboy - Posted - 01/11/2021:  09:27:40

Last week, he practiced so hard he sprang his ankle.