chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2021:  20:47:59

Bored stiff

Omeboy - Posted - 03/04/2021:  21:50:29

Thanks to his psychoanalyst, he's been able to combine his foot fetish with his banjo fetish.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2021:  02:38:00

His psychoanalyst has run away

stanleytone - Posted - 03/07/2021:  16:22:18

I sure miss Charles Shultz....

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/07/2021:  16:25:26

Missed his banjo to get inked

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2021:  16:45:11

Reading up about marsupials

Omeboy - Posted - 03/20/2021:  08:23:54

Bacon Grease.....................5 cents
CPR......................................10 cents

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/20/2021:  18:59:18

Folks that know him say he’s two-faced

OM45GE - Posted - 03/21/2021:  09:38:38

Known far and wide but never really understood

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/30/2021:  09:10:15

Not known far & wide for her secret rendezvous with Dr. Phil

Banjonewguy - Posted - 03/30/2021:  10:34:47

I swear I look at it for the articles.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/30/2021:  12:30:38

Am I seeing double or did I buy another banjo?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/31/2021:  03:50:07

Tried selling popcorn but it got stale quickly.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2021:  04:27:48

The return of the missing Scotsman

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/31/2021:  08:10:29

Has a running feud with Kermit

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2021:  03:25:37

Can’t spell “marsupial”

Omeboy - Posted - 04/01/2021:  11:42:51

Used to be a handsome prince ...... until he kissed a girl in a lemonade stand.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2021:  11:59:04

Rethinking crayons as a safe gift

Omeboy - Posted - 04/02/2021:  23:18:29

Mickey Mouse is 92 and Captain Kirk recently turned 90. But froggy still wears the same pair of pants and pulls the same pistol he used in the Civil War.

Edited by - Omeboy on 04/02/2021 23:20:02

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2021:  03:18:11

Got a little too close to the makeup counter at Macy’s

stanleytone - Posted - 04/05/2021:  14:11:41

The frog he went a shooting go....

OM45GE - Posted - 04/05/2021:  15:06:37

Passed out at the tavern and woke up with this

Edited by - OM45GE on 04/05/2021 15:07:07

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2021:  12:03:30

Can’t remember who he’s mad at

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2021:  12:55:11

Not angry with anyone

Edited by - OM45GE on 04/06/2021 12:55:37

s_ou_b - Posted - 04/06/2021:  13:03:42

Willing to be angry with any one (7/10)

OM45GE - Posted - 04/06/2021:  15:35:59

Mirror, mirror on the wall...

stanleytone - Posted - 04/06/2021:  16:44:48

Go ahead.....call me a tadpole one more time.....

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2021:  04:32:50

Whoa! Big flex!

Banjonewguy - Posted - 04/07/2021:  04:45:03

Froggy went a courtin' he did ride, sword and pistol by his side.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/07/2021:  05:02:45

The real dynamic duo

Omeboy - Posted - 04/08/2021:  14:08:28

"But I shot a frog in Reno.....just to watch him die. "

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/08/2021:  15:05:43

So then she left teeth marks on my forehead

OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2021:  16:43:46

He just dropped in to see what condition his condition was in

Omeboy - Posted - 04/08/2021:  18:30:54

You can't get warts from toads, but you can get a lethal dose of "lead poisoning" from this frog.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/09/2021:  03:15:26

This is not a natural high

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/10/2021:  17:04:26

Has issues with Cousin Downwind

OM45GE - Posted - 04/10/2021:  17:51:11

Not at liberty to discuss issues

stanleytone - Posted - 04/14/2021:  16:53:09

It's not a gun. It's a warter pistol.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/15/2021:  03:40:04

Which way to Muscle Beach?

Banjonewguy - Posted - 04/15/2021:  04:00:22

Now I gotta bust a cap in ya. Dat's da rule

stanleytone - Posted - 04/15/2021:  09:36:32

Man, I gotta leave the moonshine alone!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/16/2021:  07:21:36

Man, I gotta leave the moonshine alone!

stanleytone - Posted - 04/19/2021:  15:41:01

THIS is my mask!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/19/2021:  22:08:25

Had his covid mask tattooed

OM45GE - Posted - 04/20/2021:  03:30:30

Living the Zen life

Omeboy - Posted - 04/22/2021:  14:09:44

The idea of eating a bug makes him sick.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/22/2021:  14:38:43

Loves upside down cake

OM45GE - Posted - 04/23/2021:  03:01:35

Toeing the line

Omeboy - Posted - 04/24/2021:  08:00:35

Got turned down for a job as Kermit's body guard because they said he was "too green."