banjoscotty - Posted - 04/10/2015:  03:35:07

Ma,,Farmer Brown is two chickens less this morning???

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/10/2015:  06:52:25

I need some vice grips

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/10/2015:  09:34:38

I could use some Gator Aid about now

OM45GE - Posted - 04/10/2015:  17:55:28

I could use a tuner about now. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/11/2015:  04:25:55

Ma,,open up,,it's lunch time!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/11/2015:  08:25:47

Hoping someone will buy him lunch after the show. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/11/2015:  15:48:58

Hoping Last Word comes around so he can scare the tail feathers off'n him

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/12/2015:  17:57:46

Get outta my way! I have it lined up!!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/13/2015:  05:41:34

Just a little tighter...TWANG!!!!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/14/2015:  02:51:48

Ma,What do you think if I go for plastic surgery?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/14/2015:  03:47:28

Picking a new tune. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/14/2015:  07:50:52

Picking fleas

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/14/2015:  13:08:54

Pucking Fleas

OM45GE - Posted - 04/14/2015:  14:34:30

Fleeing pucks

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/15/2015:  05:47:13

Fleeing Fleas!

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/15/2015:  07:24:43

Fleeing bright, harsh sun rays

OM45GE - Posted - 04/15/2015:  10:12:18

Not feeling any sympathy for disappointed Bruins fans.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/15/2015:  10:39:22

Happy to be going to see the Green Monster at Fenway

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/15/2015:  12:33:23

I play in the "Chimps Away" league.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/15/2015:  19:29:58

This banjo was made with spare hockey sticks. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/16/2015:  03:21:39

This banjo was made on a punch press in the Walmart Factory,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 04/16/2015:  06:38:20

Was banned from Walmart for obsessive banjo tuning. 

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/16/2015:  07:17:44

Attention Walmart shoppers:  Abandoned “child” found in the toy section.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/16/2015:  07:45:38

Attention Walmart shoppers, missing banjo player. Last seen in the vicinity of the photo booth. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/16/2015:  08:25:42

Ma,Red Riding Hood must have blabber mouthed,,Hide me!! The woodsman is
coming with his ax!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/16/2015:  09:33:49

That battleaxe neighbor of mine starts shrieking when I tune my banjo at 5am

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/16/2015:  12:20:52

What? Oh,,I think I'm going for the point after?

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/16/2015:  15:37:38

What the heck are these little white knobs for?

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/16/2015:  16:11:24

"JANE! Stop this crazy thing!"  Oh, sorry, that wasnt MY line!

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/16/2015:  17:03:34

If I had a flash light,maybe I could find the light switch?
UHHH,,these shades don't help none either,,,,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/16/2015:  19:07:16

I used to wear a black hat, but I was only attracting the barflies

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/17/2015:  09:49:56

20 years in the NHL without a mask and THIS is what happens.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2015:  11:32:45

Nothing under my hat......

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/17/2015:  11:38:13

My vet wants to perform a lobotomy on me

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2015:  11:40:32

I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy 

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/17/2015:  12:17:13

Did you say: "Lets have a bottle in the front lobby"?

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/17/2015:  14:00:16

OK,,I'm gonna stop this foolin' around and pick you something.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/17/2015:  22:53:15

I gotta phone Bill Keith some day to see how to operate these here tuners

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/18/2015:  03:28:21

secretly wishing he played basketball.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/18/2015:  04:21:38

I'd better get started. I have to mow Paines Prairie today.

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 04/18/2015:  04:26:41

Anybody got any WD-40?... This here tuner is stuck!

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/18/2015:  08:43:10

The mini- Keith tuners on this baby whine and cry

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2015:  17:22:02

Used to  be a space chimp. 

BNJOMAKR - Posted - 04/18/2015:  18:03:47

Used to be human...

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/19/2015:  00:22:23

Used to be full-sized, but shrunk in the rain

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/19/2015:  04:04:19

I used to be a wanna-be,but I never did. Now I'm just a has been.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/19/2015:  09:10:26

This big hat keeps the rain off my D-tuners

drew-gurbach - Posted - 04/20/2015:  06:22:39

You know what they say:  Big skates, big feet...err...hands-feet...err...WHATEVER!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/20/2015:  12:26:21

Need a new passport photo for fake ID