OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2015:  06:07:43

Should have learned saxophone instead

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/15/2015:  07:05:38

The Werewolf told me I would never go bald.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2015:  07:15:09

Only his hairdresser knows for sure.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/16/2015:  03:57:57

Dreams of being a hairdresser some day.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2015:  04:12:30

Dreams of being a racing pigeon. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/16/2015:  11:34:21

No,,I'm just a pup,,

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2015:  12:48:08

Time for a new set of strings 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/16/2015:  14:41:20

Time to watch Wile E. Coyote

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/16/2015:  16:23:58

King Kong was my great grand pappy.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2015:  18:52:18

Has always had a thing for Fay Wray

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/16/2015:  21:46:18

Has a thing for Boris Karloff's dog

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/17/2015:  04:25:18

Has a thing for ANY single lady chimp.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/18/2015:  03:42:27

Has a thing for the cute mandolin player. 

drew-gurbach - Posted - 05/18/2015:  07:12:40

Had a thing, but the vet got 'em.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/18/2015:  07:31:38

Forgot why he's wearing sunglasses

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/18/2015:  12:33:43

Where's the puck!!,,WHERE'S THE DANGED PUCK!!!!!!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/18/2015:  16:11:49

Can't tune a banjo, but can tuna fish.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 05/19/2015:  06:43:06

Ice fishing for tuna fish! 

OM45GE - Posted - 05/19/2015:  06:53:17

Could leave but chooses not to.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/19/2015:  08:36:12

Could star in horror movies but chooses not to

drew-gurbach - Posted - 05/19/2015:  08:53:17

Could pass the puck...if he had one.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/19/2015:  13:16:55

Could leave,,if he had a key

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/19/2015:  15:22:18

Could roller skate if they had a hardwood maple floor.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 05/20/2015:  07:36:45

Could play the next song...if I had the TAB.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/21/2015:  04:04:54

Just found out he's been selected for Dancing With The Stars.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/21/2015:  06:28:23

My Mama named me Daffy for a reathen.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/21/2015:  12:26:21

I need a banjo lethon

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2015:  06:06:23

Anyone who has seen rink fees wouldn't call me a cheap skate.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/22/2015:  06:26:01

I give all the females the wolf whistle

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2015:  06:39:45

Ditto

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/22/2015:  07:02:26

Coyotes give me the heeby-cheebies

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2015:  19:23:15

Ditto

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/23/2015:  03:54:57

Just realized he dittoed on himself.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2015:  04:04:26

Wondering if there isn't something better he could be doing. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/23/2015:  18:31:14

Mama,throw me up in the air again

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2015:  18:34:25

Can I throw this banjo off a high bridge?

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/24/2015:  04:03:33

Hasn't scored in 44 games.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/24/2015:  14:54:33

I taught Chuck Berry how to do the "Duck Walk"

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2015:  15:49:48

Look what I found at the pawn shop. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/25/2015:  17:49:40

See, I told you not to take the Get Small pill!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/25/2015:  18:30:33

Yes,I do have a brother that looks just like me.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/26/2015:  03:43:05

Contemplating what it really means to be in tune. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/26/2015:  05:58:14

Mama,can I change my name to Ogglemeister?

drew-gurbach - Posted - 05/26/2015:  07:17:00

These Ogglemeister Tuners suck! 

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/26/2015:  14:59:57

Lead banjo picker for the Ogglemeister Oom-pah Band

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/26/2015:  15:55:23

Scrooge McDuck gave me my neck band

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/26/2015:  16:58:26

I told the coach I could do better with figure skates.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 05/26/2015:  17:09:14

I told the fiddle player HE could do better with figure skates!

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/26/2015:  17:29:15

I told my prison guard to let me out early on good behavior