OM45GE - Posted - 05/30/2020:  08:15:20

This is the last time I’m subbing for this group

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/30/2020:  11:38:22

And just like that, this squirrel fainted.

Omeboy - Posted - 05/30/2020:  12:39:37

Years ago, he did his damnedest to convince the Dixie Chicks to call themselves "The Duckettes," but they "chickened out" so to speak.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/30/2020:  14:41:58

Used to hang out with Freddy the Fox raiding chicken coops until he got buckshot in his arse

Omeboy - Posted - 05/30/2020:  15:48:57

The first combined convention of Over-achieving Deadbeats and Highly PO'ed Pacifists took a bad turn when someone dropped the cheese-dip.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/31/2020:  08:13:58

We tried to tell him to let sleeping dogs lie

Omeboy - Posted - 05/31/2020:  16:31:10

Who says week-old bloated road-kill can't turn into delicious gourmet cuisine????

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2020:  03:12:27

Road-kill gourmand

Omeboy - Posted - 06/01/2020:  06:31:39

Inspired by the revolutionary new food company, "Beyond Meat," the boys have started their own food company. They're calling it "Just Past Putrid."

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/01/2020:  07:48:57

Used to chase squirrels after he realized cars were too fast

OM45GE - Posted - 06/01/2020:  14:36:08

This isn’t what I expected when they said they were working on a score

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/01/2020:  15:25:11

Hmmm, where in the heck did that squirrel go this time?

Omeboy - Posted - 06/01/2020:  15:29:45

Just to even the score so to speak, he has a stuffed taxidermist in his trophy room.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/01/2020:  16:49:55

Got stuck licking a railroad track last winter

OM45GE - Posted - 06/02/2020:  03:14:15

Getting in the mood to play the “Battle Hymn of the Republic”

Omeboy - Posted - 06/02/2020:  12:32:16

If it's any relief, there's a parallel universe where giant squirrels shoot miniature beer-swilling rednecks and then pose for pictures just like this one.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/02/2020:  15:17:14

Was once nominated to be the space station mascot but his chronic flatulence issue ruled him ineligible

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2020:  03:30:51

Landing perfectly timed punches

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/03/2020:  03:57:30

Hey Ma, look what we found...

OM45GE - Posted - 06/03/2020:  04:57:34

Decided not to migrate north this year

Omeboy - Posted - 06/03/2020:  18:28:52

When you think of all the creatures that have gone into extinction in the past, ain't it a shame that these two guys were left out?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/04/2020:  03:18:44

Just because I’m loaded with ticks, it doesn’t mean I’m a watch dog

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/04/2020:  17:19:42

Flipping a coin soon to see who gets the tail to tie on their pickup truck antenna

Edited by - chuckv97 on 06/04/2020 17:20:06

OM45GE - Posted - 06/04/2020:  17:36:56

This all started with a coin toss

Omeboy - Posted - 06/04/2020:  23:22:07

From the same folks who brought you the show, Life Below Zero, a new show starring these two guys entitled:  I.Q. Below Zero.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2020:  03:33:22

Too smart to eat roadkill

Omeboy - Posted - 06/05/2020:  09:41:14

If it wasn't for roadkill, these guys wouldn't eat.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/05/2020:  15:47:28

Thinks you look tasty

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/05/2020:  15:49:59

Wow, this new nutty camo sure is effective.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/06/2020:  03:05:20

Doesn’t trust humans wearing camo

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/06/2020:  10:50:22

President of the Nutty Professor Fan Club.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/06/2020:  13:02:14

Keeping an eye on the weather

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/06/2020:  20:40:04

Don’t give a hoot about the “Squirrel Lives Matter” movement

Omeboy - Posted - 06/06/2020:  21:03:52

This all started when a "You're sister's soooo ugly" trash-talk'en contest got carried away.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2020:  05:28:23

This all started when a crossbreeding experiment went awry

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/07/2020:  07:34:59

Inbreeding in Alabama led to this

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/07/2020:  12:23:05

Has anyone seen my can of peas?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2020:  18:16:13

Has nightmares about down comforters

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/10/2020:  04:00:41

Is Bill and Ted out harassing that squirrel again?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2020:  05:19:11

Taking things one day at a time.

Omeboy - Posted - 06/12/2020:  20:07:13

And on this episode of Duet Survival Dudes, Cody and Bubba teach "How To Make A Compass Out Of A Dead Squirrel."

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2020:  03:17:31

His sense of direction is based on the availability of food

Omeboy - Posted - 06/13/2020:  06:28:02

On an up-coming episode, Cody and Bubba teach "How To Make A Throw Rug For Your Bathroom Using Only a Dead Squirrel And A Steam-Roller."

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2020:  06:39:42

Loves rolling on throw rugs

Omeboy - Posted - 06/13/2020:  07:01:59

On our next episode, Cody and Bubba team up with Martha Stewart and find out "How A Dead Bloated Squirrel Can Make A Lovely Center Piece For Your Next Party."

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/13/2020:  07:32:05

Never goes to Snoop Dog events

OM45GE - Posted - 06/13/2020:  10:23:08

Arguing about Snoop Dog

Omeboy - Posted - 06/13/2020:  15:41:28

Bullwinkle once had a nightmare like this.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/13/2020:  16:01:39

Once went out on a date with Huckleberry Hound’s sister