OM45GE - Posted - 08/02/2019:  03:46:16

Just realized he can’t do DADGAD tuning on a five string banjo

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/02/2019:  03:52:16

Tuned in to interstellar messages

OM45GE - Posted - 08/02/2019:  04:02:41

If you can't win, don't join them; learn how to lose

Omeboy - Posted - 08/02/2019:  20:13:55

He finally reached "nirvana" last week when he sat in a bucket of butter-pecan ice-cream. He's also been banned for life from shopping at Safeway.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/03/2019:  04:16:28

even his teeth are yellow

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2019:  04:43:05

Looking for that last tenth of a cent on the g string

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/03/2019:  04:54:45

Used to stand on street corners admonishing passersby to heed the signs of impending doom

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2019:  05:32:54

Doesn’t have a drummer to march to

Omeboy - Posted - 08/03/2019:  10:24:46

He's decided to write a book on all his business experiences. (The book starts on chapter eleven !!!)

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2019:  11:32:24

Recently charged with assault with a deadly weapon for looking at people

Rossanne - Posted - 08/03/2019:  11:34:11

just passing Times the name...

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2019:  11:39:22

Double cupping the coffee

Rossanne - Posted - 08/03/2019:  11:41:15

double time again

OM45GE - Posted - 08/04/2019:  04:35:28

Rocking the Tim Horton’s coffee

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/04/2019:  07:54:02

Boycotts Dunkin’ Donuts since the “incident”

DC5 - Posted - 08/04/2019:  08:42:00

Developed a line of toe picks.

Omeboy - Posted - 08/04/2019:  12:07:00

This is how you play the banjo after two quarts of coleslaw and a tall glass of apple cider.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/04/2019:  14:51:53

Lost out to the NBC Peacock for the logo gig

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/04/2019:  18:02:06

Once drove bus for the Grateful Dead

OM45GE - Posted - 08/05/2019:  03:21:47

Once filled in for Bella Fleck

Omeboy - Posted - 08/05/2019:  09:26:33

He was hoping to get a written invitation to the upcoming commune orgy. Instead, he got a restraining order.

DC5 - Posted - 08/05/2019:  10:49:42

Has the words to Kodachrome tattooed on his chest.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/05/2019:  11:03:56

Has gone off to look for his hat

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/05/2019:  11:56:29

Couldn’t find a hat that fit right without slipping down over his eyes

OM45GE - Posted - 08/05/2019:  12:39:51

Undocumented swamp resident

J e f f - Posted - 08/05/2019:  17:50:10

Makes a good living selling toe jam.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/05/2019:  19:49:07

Mourning the cancellation of Lassie reruns

OM45GE - Posted - 08/05/2019:  19:50:32

Mourning the draining of the swamp

Omeboy - Posted - 08/05/2019:  20:56:18

He's sixty-five years old and still fantasizes about Wilma Flintstone.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/05/2019:  23:56:41

Hasn’t stalked the NBC peacock for years

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2019:  04:31:01

Searching the gigs wanted section for a bass player

DC5 - Posted - 08/06/2019:  06:59:31

Keeps changing the date on End of the World protest sign.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2019:  13:27:35

Folding chairman of the lawn

Omeboy - Posted - 08/06/2019:  18:03:10

He's absolutely convinced that tall people have conspired to take over the world.

J e f f - Posted - 08/06/2019:  18:07:03

Sees himself seeing himself.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/06/2019:  18:22:06

Had a Tramp for a girl friend last year

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/07/2019:  02:00:41

Wishing he never sold his Outhouse empire.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2019:  03:29:22

Not interested in owning an outhouse empire

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/07/2019:  03:34:35

can't remember where he put his razor

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2019:  03:41:43

Had a close shave with his tuner

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2019:  04:07:53

In tune with cosmic vibrations

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2019:  04:21:41

Heard banjo string vibrations are good for bunions

Edited by - OM45GE on 08/07/2019 04:21:59

DC5 - Posted - 08/07/2019:  05:35:06

He's marching to Pretoria

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2019:  05:55:24

Played too many jam-breakers

DC5 - Posted - 08/07/2019:  06:24:51

Banjo infected with athletes foot.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2019:  07:05:13

Gone to find the directions on how to fold this @$#& chair

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2019:  07:32:17

Decided to cash in his chips last year and hit the pilgrimage road

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2019:  12:40:01

Has been on tour for the last two years but all the gigs are right here.

Omeboy - Posted - 08/07/2019:  21:02:23

He hasn't quite figured it out yet, but he's pretty sure that all soaps, cleaners and detergents are a part of some vast conspiracy.