Omeboy - Posted - 06/14/2021:  13:43:55

Dreams about flies........................big, juicy ones.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2021:  03:37:27

Did someone say “juicy” - as in steak?

Omeboy - Posted - 06/16/2021:  23:56:07

He was thrilled last week when the American Academy of Veterinarian Medicine chose him as the only frog to be the poster-boy for Rabies.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/17/2021:  03:47:38

Trying to remember where he buried that bone

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/19/2021:  08:36:09

Has a bone to pick with Tommy Toad

OM45GE - Posted - 06/21/2021:  02:58:25

Memorizing the 2021 tropical storm names

Omeboy - Posted - 06/23/2021:  07:52:00

He once made the mistake of asking the Wise Old Owl if there was anything he could get into that would improve his future. And without missing a beat, the Wise Old Owl said: "Yeah....a drill press."

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/23/2021:  07:58:51

Never pressed for time strutting past the sexy poodle down the street

OM45GE - Posted - 06/23/2021:  13:55:50

Never struts

Omeboy - Posted - 06/24/2021:  21:34:51

In his tadpole graduating class, he was voted the frog most likely to someday dissect a high school biology teacher.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/24/2021:  22:01:46

Quit the police department’s “K-Nine Unit” because he abhorred the uniform they made him wear

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2021:  03:11:00

Has been vaccinated six times

Omeboy - Posted - 06/25/2021:  07:31:48

Just wants to meet a nice girl with very long legs and even longer feet........ (preferably with webbed toes.)

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/25/2021:  07:36:04

Hasn’t had a girl friend since Fluffy quit meeting him at the fire hydrant every morning.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/25/2021:  10:30:29

Started seeing Fluffy shortly after the breakup

Omeboy - Posted - 06/25/2021:  11:26:11

Is a card-carrying member of the AAAA: Alcoholic Anthropomorphic Amphibians Association.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/26/2021:  03:47:00

His dyslexia has him thinking he’s God

Omeboy - Posted - 06/26/2021:  08:53:26

He doesn't have to brag about being tough----he's the only frog in the swamp that wears alligator shoes.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/26/2021:  09:23:08

If that darn cat tracks cat litter around my food dish he’ll be history.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/26/2021:  16:32:01

Still waiting for his stimulus check

Omeboy - Posted - 06/26/2021:  17:06:04

This coming summer, he plans to drain the swamp.... and refill it with Long Island Ice Tea.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2021:  16:05:47

Yes, if you let me hump your leg, I’ll still respect you in the morning

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/27/2021:  16:29:36

Get off my lily pad, or else!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2021:  03:43:11

Living the good life on royalties

Omeboy - Posted - 06/28/2021:  09:26:34

The swamp has changed. Snakes and gators used to be the big threats-----now it's amphibians with attitudes and gun toting toady-frogs.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/28/2021:  11:00:51

Listen!!… is that the mailman delivering my 50% Off coupons for GravyTrain?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2021:  03:28:12

Used to be the Gerber spokesbaby

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/29/2021:  18:50:41

Told an Angus steer that he was a bullfrog

OM45GE - Posted - 06/30/2021:  03:10:16

Has an online profile as a twenty year old lingerie model

5B-Ranch - Posted - 06/30/2021:  20:52:59

Dance pilgrim!!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/01/2021:  04:00:47

Spent the night dancing

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/01/2021:  22:57:25

Had a chance to go on the road with Kermit but Henson nixxed the idea

OM45GE - Posted - 07/02/2021:  03:42:03

About to discover he’s lying on a fire and nest

Omeboy - Posted - 07/02/2021:  12:14:55

According to him, "what happens in the swamp---stays in the swamp"....and usually turns into alligator poop the next day.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/02/2021:  13:34:18

Has a supply of trendy poop bags coming in the mail.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/02/2021:  16:58:47

Has zero bars on his mobile phone

Omeboy - Posted - 07/03/2021:  10:11:49

As of yesterday, he's into a new swamp business: he's a pimp for a stable of sasquatch hookers.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/05/2021:  03:57:43

So I walk into a tavern and the bartender says, “Why the long face?”

Omeboy - Posted - 07/05/2021:  14:57:40

He had hopes of dating a beautiful blonde human female who was working her way thru night school. But things ended badly because she insisted on calling him "Kermit." Right now she's working her way thru the digestive tract of a large alligator.

Edited by - Omeboy on 07/05/2021 15:01:51

OM45GE - Posted - 07/06/2021:  02:57:28

He would bark at you, but he has a frog in his throat

Omeboy - Posted - 07/06/2021:  10:58:57

Generally, in nature, frogs with bright colors warn other predators to stay away. In his case, it just means he knocked over another ATM machine and bought a new flashy outfit.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/07/2021:  04:02:48

Is a complete whore for dog biscuits

Omeboy - Posted - 07/07/2021:  08:05:42

Collaborating with one of his alligator pals on a play about a dinosaur that accidentally eats his own mother. It's entitled: "Oedipus Tyrannosaurus Rex."

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/07/2021:  08:53:32

Listens to audiobooks by Plato

Omeboy - Posted - 07/07/2021:  11:48:29

Once had severe indigestion after he ate a muddy styrofoam bait-bucket lid. He thought it was a chocolate covered rice cake.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/08/2021:  03:21:21

Still resents being rejected by the police K9 academy

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/08/2021:  09:20:22

Never did care for belts

OM45GE - Posted - 07/08/2021:  11:19:57

Doesn’t have a care in the world

Omeboy - Posted - 07/08/2021:  12:37:42

His first job in the swamp was that of a door-to-door salesman for alligator shoes. He quickly found out that alligators don't wear shoes.......but they just love a fat, juicy door-to-door salesmen.