banjoscotty - Posted - 08/10/2017:  13:44:51

has special delivery

OM45GE - Posted - 08/10/2017:  18:33:38

Moved, but not very far.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/10/2017:  19:54:49

Starting to list starboard

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/11/2017:  09:02:44

has listed every direction there is,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 08/11/2017:  11:16:00

Has an unlisted number.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/11/2017:  11:21:22

Geoff never gave him a serial number

OM45GE - Posted - 08/11/2017:  13:56:33

Does his counting on his toes.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/11/2017:  14:00:56

just won the state of Maine banjo championship pickin contest.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/11/2017:  14:03:24

Still getting his mail at the old address.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/12/2017:  04:10:30

doesn't like the mail he's getting so is going to get a new mail man

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2017:  06:57:39

Doesn't like junk mail. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/12/2017:  09:15:17

Has no junk parts, except for the 1965 two dollar capo

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/12/2017:  10:34:57

Tried using a capo on his ball glove,,,,,it didn't work

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/12/2017:  14:01:46

Uses hat to retain flies

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2017:  15:50:17

No flies on his feather.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/12/2017:  18:31:51

9 flies (dead) in his resonator

Scaggs7 - Posted - 08/12/2017:  18:44:05

Ain't no flies in my hat cause i don't fish

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/13/2017:  04:31:38

is just "stringing" along

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/13/2017:  06:22:18

Thought Marge was just stringing him along

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2017:  17:58:58

Was shacking up with Marge all along. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/14/2017:  05:04:08

Marge dumped him for a tenor banjo

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2017:  05:11:09

Wasn't really all that committed to Marge in the first place.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/14/2017:  09:57:35

Committed to the banjo sanatorium last week

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2017:  10:19:41

Takes his commitments seriously.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/15/2017:  04:20:12

he's the night watchman

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2017:  05:44:18

Watches for rail yard bulls

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2017:  13:36:55

Tired of all the bull

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/15/2017:  14:38:32

has a "banjo babe"over in tin pan ally

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2017:  14:40:14

Still crazy after all these years.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2017:  14:52:11

Years of idle time have taken their toll on his stretched head

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2017:  17:10:16

Scratching his head over the latest turn of events.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/16/2017:  10:59:37

Never meets anything "head"on.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/16/2017:  11:15:34

Avoids butting heads cuz it ruins his hat

OM45GE - Posted - 08/16/2017:  15:11:08

Writing yet another life on the road song in his head.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/17/2017:  04:45:46

"Oh.Lonesome Me"

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/17/2017:  06:32:02

Has been lonesome ever since Marge left the Lincoln Park Inn

OM45GE - Posted - 08/17/2017:  06:41:33

Just remembered that he forgot his banjo.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/17/2017:  11:05:49

is going to lone his banjo to Chuck

OM45GE - Posted - 08/17/2017:  15:28:47

Can remember who he loaned his other hat to.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/17/2017:  16:43:26

Can't remember Geoff Stelling's address

OM45GE - Posted - 08/18/2017:  02:59:23

Left a note reminding himself of something important but can't remember where he put it. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/18/2017:  04:24:47

all strung out this morning

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/18/2017:  05:48:38

Needs new threads to hang out on Florida beaches

OM45GE - Posted - 08/18/2017:  09:46:44

Has been kicked off some of the nicest beaches in North America.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/18/2017:  09:56:43

just waiting for the right buyer

OM45GE - Posted - 08/18/2017:  10:08:54

Not in the market for a banjo at the moment.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/18/2017:  10:35:01

Used to busk at Boston Market

OM45GE - Posted - 08/18/2017:  12:50:24

Would kill for a Boston Carver sandwich.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/19/2017:  05:08:16

I have a Head ache in the key of "A"