chuckv97 - Posted - 04/26/2017:  08:18:01

Likes shaming the guitars into hiding in the background

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2017:  10:30:36

Thinks shaming is a shame.

BanjoClive - Posted - 04/26/2017:  15:44:19

Gets shamed by fiddle players constantly

OM45GE - Posted - 04/27/2017:  03:04:01

Likes pastels 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/27/2017:  10:43:53

likes to be plucked by females

OM45GE - Posted - 04/27/2017:  11:46:34

Has plucked his share of females.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/27/2017:  12:23:03

hasn't been around to the other side of the hill yet.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/27/2017:  13:27:23

Some groupies think he's over the hill

OM45GE - Posted - 04/27/2017:  17:46:38

Avoids hills whenever possible.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/28/2017:  02:47:52

just doesn't have what it takes

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2017:  02:50:37

Got in trouble for taking what he didn't have. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/28/2017:  06:58:05

My resonator is full of yellow water..Jeff's dog came by again

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/28/2017:  09:42:48

Constantly fights off dogs that try hump his leg

BanjoClive - Posted - 04/28/2017:  11:22:45

Humps dogs legs

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2017:  12:07:15

Just realized that Clive is Evil C spelled backwards.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/28/2017:  13:55:46

Just realized his name is a gnillets

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/28/2017:  16:55:24

Has anyone seen Tarzan or Jane?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2017:  18:58:49

Has been having an affair with Jane for years. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/28/2017:  20:25:21

Used to smuggle Mary Jane in his reso crossing the Quebec/Maine border

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/29/2017:  04:35:20

Has "Janes" on both sides of the border..

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2017:  05:03:25

Secretly roams the streets of Ft Pierce dressed as Jane. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/29/2017:  06:41:03

I don't know is I'm a female or a male banjo..

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2017:  11:52:54

Treats his banjos politely regardless of their gender.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/29/2017:  12:08:29

Thinks those guitars are wussy pantie-waists

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2017:  17:50:56

Tried to leap over the catcher and crashed into him instead.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/30/2017:  13:29:58

Steve Martin wants to buy me.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2017:  13:49:54

Taught Steve Martin everything he knows about playing banjo and comedy. 

BanjoClive - Posted - 04/30/2017:  16:47:37

Wishes the banjo comedy would stop...

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/01/2017:  01:01:35

Has a big flag like his avatar that he flies off the back of his pickup

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/01/2017:  02:45:06

hoping for a pickup

OM45GE - Posted - 05/01/2017:  03:34:54

Doesn't pick up strange simians. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/01/2017:  09:37:53

Never liked those "hot-dot" pickups

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/01/2017:  11:16:27

there is no feeling in my feet now

BanjoClive - Posted - 05/02/2017:  22:40:21

Wait... where are my feet?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/03/2017:  02:32:04

I'm always feeling blue

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2017:  02:55:07

Wants to know who the Blue person is that everyone is feeling. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/03/2017:  04:45:47

Wishes Keith Richards would have met him and played some banjo blues with him

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2017:  04:52:48

Taught Keith Richards everything he knows about life and music.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/03/2017:  05:18:50

Thinks Machado might move to Boston

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/03/2017:  06:39:42

Thinks maybe the bus is late,,,,after 4 days

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2017:  13:23:40

Could have told Chick the bus wasn't coming.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/03/2017:  15:49:40

Wishes he was a guitar and had the LW.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/03/2017:  17:05:06

Has a new handle - LQ (Last Quack)

OM45GE - Posted - 05/04/2017:  03:08:31

Laughs at the Gainesville duck's Last Word delusions. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/04/2017:  18:54:55

Lost the LW a long time ago.

BanjoClive - Posted - 05/04/2017:  21:47:30

Its duck season!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2017:  03:22:21

Takes his duck hunting seriously 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/05/2017:  09:30:55

doesn't really care for bluegrass music

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/05/2017:  12:15:40

Goes to gluebrass fesrivals with 20 cases of beer in the back of his rusty pickup